But Its Just Nico Trying To Save Will's Life - Tumblr Posts
Solangelo au "i'll beat your ass and break your head"!Nico/"but if anything happened to my coffee i would kill everyone in this room and then myself"!Will by an intellectual aka me
they meet at a convenience store because will is a night worker and very in need of food and nico is just that one guy in the corner who radiates serial killer aura
will is tired what's new
nico is very angry
their first impression be like "that guy looks like he's going to die" and "that hot dude is going to murder me in cold blood"
they are each other's favorite late night stranger
they get betrayed if their stranger hanging out with another person and have a mental break-up which they forget like one point o second later
they're pining for absolutely no reason and no idea of each other
nico gonna be the first to ask for will's number because he is badass like that
will is the first one to actually talk to him
they are not awkward, they are quite productive to one another
they're like spies, trying to gather as many informations as possible
they will have that "target spotted" moments and immediately switch to "omg and we are mutuals <3" moments
nico beats up a person because will is very nice and soft and chasing his deadlines
"they literally spat on your shoes!", "eh my dog vomited on them once, this is actually the kindest thing anyone could have done to me"
will is the "it is what it is" guy and nico worries sick for him
people treats will bad because of society
they bond and have happy hours
except they don't because nico has to kick some assholes
the seven's actually kinda awkward with nico, minus hazel of course because she is the best
so they meet will and interesting chemistry situations occur (i failed chemistry)
nico bites bitches and punches homophobes
nico is pleasantly aggressive in this au and i stan for that
will is very very tired but would kill a guy if they messed up his documents and deadlines
bonding hours in the convenience store where they buy disgusting snacks and do 50 questions
"what's your hobbies?", "coffee", "same"
"do you think sleeping with an air conditioner is overrated?", "dude yes! i sleep with a fan that's literally right in my face and a thick ass wool blanket", "dam you sleep?"
"what with you and deadlines?", "like in a relationship or a death sentence?"
nico is gentle with will
"hey bud you want some coffee?", "oh my gosh yes for god's sake i am a whore for it"
and here's will who is very weird all the time
be nice guys he is very obvious and sleepy and in very need of chill pills
will accidentally eats coffee in its finest form
"oh this brownie tastes very good what's in it—", "FUCKING SPITS THAT SHIT OUT YOU ARE GOING TO DIE"
nico makes the first move as usual
and will actually makes it happened
THEY ARE THE CONVENIENCE STORE COUPLE OMG
imagine being the night worker there and you witness all of this madness
jesus they're at it again,"will, i am very concerned about you", "same", just get married like omg for real—
Drew and Clarisse are your co-workers and they are done which is that bad
"um whatcha you got there", "a coffee(?) smoothie(???) *trying to hide his (12) siblings*"
siblings love will and nico and the convenience store is their new home
the convenience is just a mess
you must know i really adore convenience stores now
Nico, holding Will's hands in one lock: you are seriously going to die
Will, struggling and trembling: please love i will be double die-died if you do not unhand me this instance
Nico, having headaches and heart palpations: Will, caro, you were trying to eat instant noodle with fucking coffee
Will: multitasking
Nico: and fastening your death
Will: you're overreacting
Nico: with Will, you missed the key word, with
Will: in my defense, hot coffee is literally boiled water so—
Nico: and you eat it with scissors—how is that possible?
Will: t-there are no chopsticks Nico! that's insane! i...i can't eat my instant noodle with a fork—
Nico: whY ARE YOU LIKE THIS