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Solangelo modern au

Will's a tired med student in a cafe (what will he do), stressed out, about to crash his head on the coffee table and die trying, then saw this emo dude, with his phone, destroying the lv 17388 candy crush with an unenthusiastic face ever and immediately head over heels

Nico's the manager, bored, so he's just sit there, enjoying his time while college students get their hopes and dreams obliterated, late night workers transform into zombies, employees set espresso on fire or stressed out tall-hot-blond over there just keep staring at him

Solangelo au kindest doctor in the deep forest cottage.

AU where Will Solace is a doctor who studies exotic medical treatments and Nico is the cursed forest's guardian.

Will researched forbidden medical studies and healing, which are: poisoned, cursed, dangerous, toxic, deathly, etc.

Unfortunately, Octavian caught him, the king of Sun, who hated Will for absolutely no reason. And punished him from his homeland, into the deep dark forest, to rot for eternity.

As a doctor who studies cursed-death things his full whole life, Will manages to survive and found an old cottage to live deep inside of the forest. Whenever Octavian kick someone out, there's Will hospitality comes in.

But, he also met weird people that occasionally stumbled into their grave if it wasn't for Will.

Once he treated a dislocated swordman who can erupt an entire ocean onto a continent, the other day is a drugged-hypnotized princess who is specialized in the art of war, and the other other day is a couple who cheated death twice and running away as most wanted criminals in kingdoms, one can summon jewelries and melt sliver, one has the power so great he can destroy a kingdom if he wasn't too kind. Will made a lot of friends and great companions, he can simply fly a messenger pigeon and the next thing he knows, his front yard is full of blue food, books, medical supplies, rare treasures and dead monsters.

Until one day, the guardian of the cursed forest reveals himself, knocking Will's cottage door, politely asked him if he could stop making people feel welcome here and get out of this forest. Will too, politely declined. And offered him a blue apple pie.

Solangelo soulmate(?) au or headcanon (?)

I have this weird idea of an au(?) where will and nico cant see each other when they met the first time, like yeah theyre there, the apollo boy and the curious energetic new kid in camp half-blood. and somehow they knew, will knew nico and nico knew will. even though they dont talk, dont get to meet and greet, dont know the others face, dont accidently stumble into each others world.

at the moment, will and nico dont exist to one another.

its like if the two of them want to at least know that person's name, they have to pass certain lvs, have to unlock a path, unlock the relationship, unlock their feelings.

imagine percy mention a guy called will solace who saved annabeth and just how awesome he is, thinking if he could offer will a snack or hanging out sometimes and nico, being confused, cant catch that person's name, just 'sorry il nas what? did i hear that right? eh, he sound like a kit kat loving lads, so theres that, but the hanging out part? absolutely no, i somehow have a feeling hes not gonna feel comfortable around u'.

same thing happened to will, where a friend just pull him away from smth to smite abt that scary and creepy son of hades who summon skeletons that can kill millions, thinking will would agree with them but no, he just genuinely offended for no reason, like very angry as if he was the one that get insulted, he becomes weirdly protective for a person he doesnt even know the name, 'hes not scary and creepy, Joe, hes a very nice guy who would probably do everything for his family and friends, he also saved all of our asses in the battle, that i think u may or may not forgot. if u cant simply be grateful for what he did, stfu or ill stab this needle right where your iries are and donate all of your blood'.

they strangely attach to each other. they know what 'that person' likes, what they hate, how they act, what they good at, when they lie, what their secrets, their reason for that for those, their pain, insecurities, sadness, happiness etc. its like they just borned with it in their minds and hearts, just dont know why who and how. they understood, they felt, they loved. and finally, when they first, actually first met since forever, all of those lvs unlocked, all of those paths they found, all of those efforts for that one person and here they are, in the middle of a war, bickering, known, finally see, finally talk, finally laugh, finally meet will, finally meet nico, finally, for so long.

and everything abt them from then and out, is just meant to be.

Solangelo mind-reader/dyslexic au

AU where nico can read people's deepest darkest thoughts so he being nico, outcasted himself, always caution, never make eye contacts, distant and closed-off, not wanting to judge them bc he can look into their minds, etc.

then there's will solace having bad grammars in his OWN head, 'spagheett spaaghti spapapsttet spaaagethi apapatit spargoteti mario—noodles.'

Solangelo that one guy who about to go crazy/that one dude on a bench who lets you randomly cry on his shoulder au

The title speaks for itself.

I'm seeing your Will Solace!therapist, doctor, nurse au im seeing them. But how about Will being just 'some guy' out of nowhere that we don't know two shits about him and just jump to conclusion. The only thing we know is that he's going to go full psycho mode if he doesn't blow some steams off his system.

Then there we have the random dude Nico who is minding his own business and watching cars run over a pedestrian. Accidentally make eye contact with Will and gets scared because the guy looks like he didn't sleep for four days straight or something. Immediately cut to the scene where he has to listen to this blondie's ramblings or else his head would get chewed on. And somehow, he's intrigued by this stranger's weird but interesting...whining.

"Like I don't understand, what did he mean by that, you gonna do what'chu gonna do. No. I'm not gonna do anything, I'm not going to shove a can of tomato sauce with sprinkles into the washing machine in my basement, who the fuck in their right mind would do that, absolutely not me, no of course not, definitely ha ha—"

"So like...did you? Or did you not? Shove that can of tomato sauce and sprinkles, in the um, washing machine, in your basement—?"

"Oh you are so not helping, now it stucked in my head. Thanks a lot, stranger, I have to buy you a coffee because of this unhelpful bonus to my supposedly not real imagination and sleep deprived thinking at 7:09AM. "

"Er sorry? I'll take you on that offer but darn, I'm just trying my best here, bud."

"Shit...I know. I'm sorry, I'm overreacting again, things are pretty messed up lately and I have to drink Mountain Dew with milk for a while. I'm not myself at the moment."

"Nobody is ok like, the rest of their lives, having Mountain Dew with milk."

"...They don't?"

"...Is that not common sense to you?"

Hi so im thinking this idea of au where Nico can see ppl mind whenever they touch him and back. its a cursed thing bc all he ever felt is ppl's hostility towards him, whether that "annoying kid", "scary scary", "thy son of hades holds the world's crushing grudges", "hes suspicious we cant trust him", "hes gonna kill us all one day", "creep" or "im going to kill him"

Solangelo mind reading upon touches au (with Nico can read a small amount of thought from people's mind base on how they touch him)

Bianca is straight out, "youre annoying and i love u so much, but i dont want to carry more burdens, dont want you to always put everything u care and trust on me, i want u to find yourself, your own path, follow your heart, not me and also, you are not allowed to watch aquaman until your 13th birthday"

Percy's more complicated, its a mix with guilt, anger, betrayal, brotherly love, annoying, sad, sorrow, "im so sorry Nico", "gods this kid is going to be the death of me", "why did u do that i trusted you!", "im sorry im so sorry you dont have to forgive me im sorry", "i trusted you", "why", "he doesnt...hate me?", "imma make a drop dead joke abt his dad", "i hate him im going to do everything for my lil bro"

Annabeth is quite brief actually, but i imagine it goes like "u go and slay kid", "thank you", "deserved", "gods hes such a nerd i like him", "wtf we can eat spiders as FOOD??? the demigods saved humanity for million times and this is what we ge—"

Hazel is very wholesome and nice, "you saved my life", "Im willingly trust u with everything", "youre my brother! happy happy!", "f— sh— holy he—", "baby bear frank we stan", "ppl find u untrustworthy but dont worry Nico i do and i will shove this sword up thei—", "i love u brother", "i wonder what Bianca will think of me"

Jason's wary at him at first but after the Cupid incident he becomes protective and cares for him a lot, "i dont trust him", "son of hades what will u do", "grrr woof woof bark arf", "piper, leo piper leo..", "hes scary", "does nico eat fancy stuff—", "hes brave", "nico youre the best u deserved the world", "im sorry for not trusting u", "im glad i know i appreciated u", "i hope hes ok", "nico you idiot thats not self loving thats self harming com'ere ill give u a hug", "its going to be alright bro", "dont be sad youre great you should know that everything is going to be alright"

Lastly Will Solace, dude this guy is just full on, sentimental, love, gentleness it makes Nico shooked so badly every time they touch, theres even this electrify feeling and warmths and affections, is not like, is not the same as everyone else. And, Nico fall for it every time, in denial, but he can not chase that weird sappy thing in his heart away, cannot ignore it any longer, cannot be in denial, any longer.

they touched the first time, and all Nico see is just worried and strangely huge amount of adoration, "omg did i...touch him, with my hand, which just delivered a baby satyr?", "shit hes cold", "also cute", "dammit Will nows not the time everyone's dying", "imma warm up his pretty warrior hand that is full of scars and scratches", "hes fading", "oh no oh gods no shit keep calm keep calm keep calm", "please i just met him", "i dont want you to fade away", "i have to—i have do something—anything", "fricking speak Will! speak! hes going to disappear again!", "that shirt is cute and disgusting, but overall looks very nice on you", "not that idiot", "smart stuff", "youre going dark and its terrifying me how much i dont want you to—", "what did you do to me", "you are driving me insane"

the second time in the infirmary is just Will being a lovesick puppy and a concerning friend.

"youre old", "im sorry let me fix that", "youre dense and i love-hate you for it", "im worried", "careful focus stitches careful steady blood careful calm bandage", "did i hurt you", "im sorry if i did", "no why would i think that", "of course hes hurted", "he doesnt look like it", "i want to somehow help you other than healing i want to help you but what should i do", "what if hes uncomfortable", "what if i make him uncomfortable", "but hes just", "i need you", "i want to help you", "not as a medic or healer or therapist", "something more", "you are so...nice", "what did you do to me", "ambroisa unicorn draught maybe lights he needs to be at shine", "please dont go", "please come back, "i look forward to seeing you", "hi its nice your face nice your smile nice", "please dont disappear", "i like you", "lots of things about you", "everyday nico everyday nico", "you need every rest you can get you can have everything you want", "even me"

the third time and is just, is too, driving Nico crazy. Despite all the things Will said, not even once of them connected to those inside his head, why, why tho, why him, why this Apollo's son choose him, of all campers, why him, why? And one single touch then this mind-blowing fact hit him harder than a truck.

"i love you"

oh...huh, its simply as that? he is, nico—is, that dense and stupid, isnt he.

Nico, tapping Will's shoulder: Will, can I um, have that?

Will: Have what? "im here you know u can have me instead", "that fricking caramel chocolate candy bar", "you can have anything hon just kiss me", "actually no id died", "worth it", "he looks cute today as well", "dear diary hes cute FUCK—"

Nico, choking: I—nothing. I want to sit with you

Nico, petting Will on his head: Hey, I was just wondering—

Will: "FUKA AFSHEJDKHSSHJA HE TOUCHED MY HEAD—", "soft hand soft hand soft hand soft hand soft hand", "AAAAAAAAAAAAAA—", "its Nico", "Nico Nico Nico Nico—", "and iiiiiiiiiiiii—", "crying right now", "fuck my face is red isnt it duck shieee no no nono calm calm"

Will, blushing: Yes, I'm available, what's up?

Nico, snorts:

Will, leaning his head on Nico's: Nico? "oh gods its happening everyWill calm down oh gods oh gosh", "calm calm calm calm wheres medic Will! We need his ungayness", "nowhere! we lost him seven days ago!!", "wtf thats three nico days he died that early!—", "fuck we doomed"

Nico, trying to hold in his laughter: Y—Yeah?

Will: It's on my mind for awhile "no itS DUCKING NOT—", " i dreamed abt you", "no this is not a dream fuck fuck duck duckshit", "i thought of you every—", that I always wanted to, um, wanted to spend more time with you, to hang out or wanted, you know, be with you, like, "for the rest of my life say it coward say it say it saY IT SAY IT" m—most of the time, and would you mind if I—

Nico is so red, he's not even ashamed of it at this point: If you?

Will: A—Ask you out..."on a date on a date on date on date" on a—on a—

Nico: Yes...?

Will: —trip to Starbuck where we can eat fancy coffee and laugh at stupid drinks like Crystal Ball Frappucino or something "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO—", "WHY DO WE KEEP LOOSING", "FOR GODS SAKE ITS LITERALLY RIGHT THERE", "WE ALMOST FRICKING HAD IT FUCK—", "BUT ITS TECHNICALLY A DATE RIGHT??? ITS A DATE RIGHT???"

Nico, trembling: G—Gods sure Will sure, snorts I—of course I'd lov—love to

Nico, pokes Will's back: Will...

"Will", hardly breathing: "cute cute cute cute cute cute nico cute cute cute", "hes being a babyyyyyy—", "fuck thats cute", "is he pouting??? is thaT A FCKING POUT—", "mind be calm and im having a heart attack", "i wanna hug him"

Will: Oh? What's wrong, love?

Nico: It's nothing important, really. I don't know how to explain it. I'm just...kinda, gloomy, at the moment

Will, immediately: "i wanna hug him", "you wanna hug?" You wanna hug? "—OH SHI—"

Nico: Yes, took you long enough

hello!!! i've been reading your aus and headcanons lately and i really like them, you are so productive!! thank you so much for all of those solangelo stuffs, you're doing me a favor i would really love to write abt them. you said you dont need permissions but i still want to ask you for it, ty

and also i have questions for you!! if you dont want to answer, its ok.

what tags do you hate the most on ao3? (with s)

did you watch encanto?

what au on your mind lately?

again ty so much forrien!!!

thank you for your kind words! it made day! this is my first ever Q&A, i'm really happy, thank you so much! yes of course you can, use any of my AUs and headcanons, it makes me overjoy how my things get notes and reblogs a lot the past weeks. so i would be in tears if some of you guys write about my things (pls do i will be very happy).

Q1: i hate a lot of tags lol, but i hate them more if they go together, like who and why and how can you write a "hurt no comfort, enemies to friends to lovers to enemies, unhealthy coping mechanisms, self-harming, (genders) threesome, (characters) is horny, with bunch of explicit tags, angst with happy ending" fic??? (and last time i checked it's completed wtf are you ok???).

Q2: YES I DID! Encanto is very cool and the characters are very pretty! I will watch it again after exams season.

Q3: photographer nico/detective will AU! it's very cool in my head but i don't know how to put it into words. detective will is such a refreshing idea, i like him already.

you know what frick it you had my first ever asker privilege, buddy. here's the AU.

whoever thinking abt writing this au be warned: it's gonna be long and required a lot of dedication and rightfully amount of researches lol (no one gonna write this, its a headache). mainly bc of slow burns, smart crime solving detective will but he predicts most of the thing and somehow always got them right, accompany with nico's sharp photorapher skills that are secretly very crucial to the investigation.

basically it all happens in nico's small quiet hometown. of how nico once took a photo of a serial killer three years ago, but nobody knew until an anonymous spreads it suddenly. angsty time, no one likes him there for dumb reasons (think as you may, i just thought they hating on nico bc he doesnt and refuses to take family photos,nude models, weird 24/7 things where he follows them around and capture every moments of them doing stuffs or cheating/exes/exposed rqs - this is a very toxic town i know, but nico still does his job normally and keep his professional ethics clean. he doesn't want money, hes following his dreams), so they being stupid and believed everything bad abt nico and make up even more terrible things. they are assholes, they blame him for every deaths possible, even individuals who didn't get involved in the town's drama compare him to somekind of plague, its horrible. oh but dont be panic, no one actually hurts him, they just barks with no bites so thats a relief (but no, it really is not to nico yikes)

and the rumor spreads to ny-city-investigator-will, "an experienced and intelligent with high-problems-solving-and-critical-thinkings-and-charming-crowd-working-TO-people skill" detective. he wanted to be a therapist like his father but somehow ends up with a bachelor's degree in criminal justice and/or psychology. so anyway, why not, and detective will is born. hes on his way to his case and as he first steps foot in the town, he immediately knows how problematic it is. that bad. so he clears nico out, bonds with nico. slow burn occurs. they work together. the town's uncooperative, 1-2 dead dudes, close to death-woman, will out-smarts the serial killer, some sad backstories abt the town and them, how they actually adored nico and hes the only one that was nice to them, more solangelo moments, plot twists, "its not the serial killer its the corrupted town!" moments, nico moves in with will and they live happily ever after, except there are still crime stuffs happening and sequel nico in the action with his bf, chef kiss.

thank you for the questions!

get to know yourself! what your fav colors? hair eyes colors? (fav?)? what's you type of human? do you have regrets if yes can u tell us (optional)? soulmates? three wishes? zodiac sign?

sorry if there are sm questions, but i like ur things very much! stay awesome mate! u've gained a follower <3

(can u giv me a cute solangelo au with ridiculously lots of details pls ty, so that when ure famous, i would be very proud and happy)

hi thank you for the questions

i like red, strong or/and soft green plus blue.

i have black hair with dark brown eyes.

heavy metal enthusiastic pep with black hair&eyes, unrelated, but also into unexpected kinds of stuff like astronomy, architecture, autopsy, creating arson and terrorism in my kitchen.

that's a very good question. a human who can speak and love a lot of languages and is passionate about something they like, bonus if they are smart and randomly over-analyze slow-main-world-building fictions.

yes i do, it involves wattpad, zodiac shippings, 9 yr olds writing romance and end up with reposting anime arts they found pretty and canon with the character. dark time.

soulmates.

money. too much knowledge. good exam scores.

im a Cancer

of course! solangelo soulmate au where you cant feel certain emotions until you meet your soulmate. will doesn’t know how to be happy (cant laugh cant smile, he can fake it but everyone will know) and nico doesn’t know how to be sad (he can cry, but its not natural, he's not gonna feel a thing, it only wetted his face. meaning he cant grief or sad about his mother and bianca's death, he feels empty)

(sike this is actually a one-shot, here u go)

will was going to practicing his guitar with some of his college-band friends like the usual. then this black hair guy unexpectedly joined in out of nowhere, he doesn’t do music, not a member, only friends of will’s bass guy (jason), he sits in a corner, often moving his pencil around, writing, drawing, in his full-of-sticky-notes journal, very quiet. he leaves them alone and they leave him alone.

the guy hangs out with them a lot, keeps minimum talking, works mainly. today just like others, instruments, sketching pencils, the black hair guy's musical voice, probably Italian, too bad he's not a singer, will off-minded thought, the usual.

but today, no so-so. unusual things happen, unfortunately.

when the band's having a break, nico (jason said once), suddenly asked, “what some fancy words can you think of?” jason looks at him immediately, “um...fancy like, what?” nico shrugs, “medical-related”

the member shift their gazes at jason, making him a little on edge, will thumps on his guitar, pitied the guy, “gosh i dont know! uh, crispy....critter?”

“that’s not even fancy”

“well, it’s medical-related. it means......" jails off, jason doing his little dancie-dance, then drops it and says with a stoic face, "sorry i forgot” nico scoffs, rolls his eyes annoyingly. will feels strange things starting in his stomach, he blames them on lou's tomato sandwich.

don't know what drives him, but will calmly says, surprises even himself, "it means you have severe burns on your body"

"oh? i thought it just jace's occasionally kick-the-brain thinking or something, thanks" will had never heard him talk this much in a sentence before, it's quite nice. "see jace, your guitar guy is way more superior than you"

"hey!" nico chuckles, mischievously. he makes will's guitar thumping misses some beats, "great, now he likes you, good luck with that" he doesnt know what's that about, but somehow pleased with it. nico tilts his head, smugs "can't blame me for liking awesome people, jace. what? jealous cause i dont like you just as same?"

nico is full of unexpected things. a moment ago you thought of him as some emo guy with 'dont talk to me' aura, then now you have this charming cool chad that can punch and persuade you its his way to show affection.

nico casually stands up, with a cat-smirk on his face, professionally spins his pencil, then points at their drummer (piper), "pretty drummer. you. next"

"oh ok um, what's that word again. netter, nectar—noctor! it's uh...yeah, same to jason"

"will, can you please?" hearing his name come from nico's lips sound nice but also, rare. he shouldn't get used to it this easily, really, but somehow it's felt natural, a worth spoking fact, "it's a mix between nurse and doctor. nurses who think they are doctors"

"extraordinary. wonderful. fascinating. truly the best. this guy" jason looks at him and nico incredulously, will confusingly looks back at him, "you dont even know if he's right or wrong—" brings a small laugh out of nico, "well i have the wifi password, so joke on you jass"

jason and the gang gape in horror at nico, will too, but he doesn't seem so with his poker face, "wtf nico we've been here way longer than you. Mr.D had us bc my dad forced him to so he hates everything thats involved us, means, you too, but how come you get to be the exception? and you didn't even tell us?"

someone says 'we dont stan'

nico taps unnaturally fast on his phone, "n-o-c-t-o-r, he's right. good job will" and gives him two thumbs up, annoying jason, "if you had a phone this whole time, you could have just googled it, why asked us?"

"jass, you horrible nut-toes! you cant always google things, you have to find true inspirations and stupidity. crispy critter cant suddenly appear in your head and have you searched for it", he has a point. veins pop on jason's forehead, he's massaging his eyes, equally giving up.

wow this nico dude is annoying, and cute, it's unexpected, he's quite the loved-extrovert, "anyways. next. dude with weird satanic stuff on his blue t-shirt."

"for god's sake they are not weird satanic stuff, they are poseidon's symbols! what's s wrong with you? "

"everything, say the word, king"

"butts"

"you're canceled. peasant. disgustingly mushy slice of apple will catch you in your dream tonight" nico spins nicely on his feet, "you. who looks like a sad man that would eat sharpies for attention"

leo, face scrunched up entirely, expressively saying 'i am going to strangle and kiss you', "pregnanc—"

"gods no. straight people. furry mfs" nico sighs, exaggerated, watches the band as if they just broke into his house, only stealing his nuttela jar to eat it with microwaved-pizza, true disappointment, "will, you're my last hope, say the thing"

the thing, he said. will thought a little in his head, weird movements on his mouth, threaten to break, "there's one. it's a type of lung disease, that's caused by inhaling volcanic ash and sand dust"

everyone looks at him expectedly, he tenses a bit at, the attention, especially with nico's burning gaze.

"pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis"

"..."

"..."

"...wtf did y—"

"will, dude, what's the gibberish is that...?"

"you 'idnt catch? pneumonoultr-"

"no stop"

and will chuckles gently, half-heartedly, too quiet but still clear as the sky with no clouds.

then when he realized it, he stops, snaps out of it immediately, his eyes blown wide, and he coughs, heavily. something rumbling under his throat, welcome, ticklish, new, strange...refreshing. he couldn't stop, and it spills, continue to spill, more and more, and he has a hard time breathing.

will is laughing now, everyone gawks at him, cracked, shocked, confused, amazed. they have never seen him smile, least laugh.

nico has a misty expression on his face. like a shutdown computer, he's loading. and will finds it funny, gosh, it looks hilarious to him.

will looks up at nico and the other, can't contain his giggles. shoulder shaking, cheek blushing. something blooms in his heart, connected, full, new, loved. it's weird, but not in an unpleasant way, he likes it, adores it, loves it. it's nice, so nice.

whats happening to him, will thought. his cheeks are starting to hurt and his heart is starting to feel vulnerable.

"n-nico? you ok?"

nico's still standing there.

and he slowly, steady, turns his face to will.

then, tears.

too slow. too big. too much. too natural. too clean, tears.

he's crying. nico's crying.

"...w-what's happening to me—?"

Solangelo au all stories have true endings au (horror author!Will to head counselor!Will in a creepy summer camp)

i’m sad so we having Solangelo au (don’t worry it’s not angst, just lots of dark humor)

AU where Will is an anonymous horror writer who creates the most terrifying novels ever and people have to restrict it bc his books are just, realistically a psychopath’s work of art. years later, they were all banned, Will himself gave up on his career and be a camp counselor in this deserted summer camp, with the creepiest kids and scariest co-workers. luckily, he experienced horror more than enough in his sad life, so when that boy just bites off a teddy bear’s head with his mouth, trying to scare Will shitless, but Will's inspiration already being three dimensions ahead of him, “ah. such ferocious strength, rather than chewing them slowing and inflicting a horrible amount of pain to his victim. he ended it fast, fierce, a bloody hell. after all, fresh meat is always a pleasant thing to feast upon”

Nico’s the co-worker, the only one who acts normal. and in “normal” means, not trying to scare their new medic/counselor away by biting a fluff toy off or doing one of those witchy waves of laughter in the distance when eating roasted marshmallows (yeah i’m talking to you, Percy, stop it moron) or performing weird-ass ritual bc they thought it’s algebra (Annabeth why) or wearing annoyingly long black cloaks and masks for pajamas (you two, Frank and Reyna, i thought better of you. and who tf wear masks to sleep) or—gosh darn it Hazel you— Leo Jason and Piper too! stop getting kids into your stupid games, for that last time, capture the flag does not involve sticking doll’s heads on a pipe and “sacrificing” barbies in the fire, cut that out, you’re going to burn the forest down...sighs. Rachel, you’re my last hope in this sh—Jesus Christ, Rachel put that bottle of ketchup down this instance or i swear to gods i will make you clean the kid’s bathroom again, i do not need fake blood for some fake crime scenes right now please for the lOVE OF GODS—

PEOPLE WE NEED ONE OF THOSE

✨Solangelo books nerd/books nerd AU✨

where two of them bond over books and they be shy they be spilling those nerdy headcanons, ships, canon-complaints, lores, accidentally spoilers where they gawks horrifyingly at each other's and then laugh.

Nico having those lgbtq+ books like Boyfriend Material, They Both Die At The End, Call Me By Your Name, Find Me, Cemetery Boys,...or children's books like The Terrible Two, All My Friends Are Dead, etc

Will having all the Agatha Christie's thriller, crime, mystery novels and choke—those Maurice LeBlanc's one too and he loves Rick Riordan's Percy Jackson books, except his favorite one being The Trials of Apollo and he's that Tumblr and Twitter nerd that went crazy with AUs and headcanons and characters/canon-complaints things (you guys gonna want to see him being the number one Nico's stan and writing those long ass facts about how Nico's the best ever and almost everyone else can go and die) (he somehow hate Will the most) and he really likes series novels, The Maze Runner, Shadowhunters, Harry Potter,...

and they both fall in love with Song Of Achilles and they talk like nonstop over it, quoting the lines, cringe at themselves, laugh, then cry because fuck, that book ruined them or something

listen, i dont how to explain it but—

florida man!nico/accidental criminal!will AU

i may or may not want the image of Nico getting in the headline like, italian man threatens to "kill them with kindness" and then almost kill a person with a sword name "kindness" or Will somehow broke a dude's leg and terrorized a bakery with his free tacos

Call Me By Your Name/Solangelo AU because why not?

Solangelo au "i'll beat your ass and break your head"!Nico/"but if anything happened to my coffee i would kill everyone in this room and then myself"!Will by an intellectual aka me

they meet at a convenience store because will is a night worker and very in need of food and nico is just that one guy in the corner who radiates serial killer aura

will is tired what's new

nico is very angry

their first impression be like "that guy looks like he's going to die" and "that hot dude is going to murder me in cold blood"

they are each other's favorite late night stranger

they get betrayed if their stranger hanging out with another person and have a mental break-up which they forget like one point o second later

they're pining for absolutely no reason and no idea of each other

nico gonna be the first to ask for will's number because he is badass like that

will is the first one to actually talk to him

they are not awkward, they are quite productive to one another

they're like spies, trying to gather as many informations as possible

they will have that "target spotted" moments and immediately switch to "omg and we are mutuals <3" moments

nico beats up a person because will is very nice and soft and chasing his deadlines

"they literally spat on your shoes!", "eh my dog vomited on them once, this is actually the kindest thing anyone could have done to me"

will is the "it is what it is" guy and nico worries sick for him

people treats will bad because of society

they bond and have happy hours

except they don't because nico has to kick some assholes

the seven's actually kinda awkward with nico, minus hazel of course because she is the best

so they meet will and interesting chemistry situations occur (i failed chemistry)

nico bites bitches and punches homophobes

nico is pleasantly aggressive in this au and i stan for that

will is very very tired but would kill a guy if they messed up his documents and deadlines

bonding hours in the convenience store where they buy disgusting snacks and do 50 questions

"what's your hobbies?", "coffee", "same"

"do you think sleeping with an air conditioner is overrated?", "dude yes! i sleep with a fan that's literally right in my face and a thick ass wool blanket", "dam you sleep?"

"what with you and deadlines?", "like in a relationship or a death sentence?"

nico is gentle with will

"hey bud you want some coffee?", "oh my gosh yes for god's sake i am a whore for it"

and here's will who is very weird all the time

be nice guys he is very obvious and sleepy and in very need of chill pills

will accidentally eats coffee in its finest form

"oh this brownie tastes very good what's in it—", "FUCKING SPITS THAT SHIT OUT YOU ARE GOING TO DIE"

nico makes the first move as usual

and will actually makes it happened

THEY ARE THE CONVENIENCE STORE COUPLE OMG

imagine being the night worker there and you witness all of this madness

jesus they're at it again,"will, i am very concerned about you", "same", just get married like omg for real—

Drew and Clarisse are your co-workers and they are done which is that bad

"um whatcha you got there", "a coffee(?) smoothie(???) *trying to hide his (12) siblings*"

siblings love will and nico and the convenience store is their new home

the convenience is just a mess

you must know i really adore convenience stores now

Nico, holding Will's hands in one lock: you are seriously going to die

Will, struggling and trembling: please love i will be double die-died if you do not unhand me this instance

Nico, having headaches and heart palpations: Will, caro, you were trying to eat instant noodle with fucking coffee

Will: multitasking

Nico: and fastening your death

Will: you're overreacting

Nico: with Will, you missed the key word, with

Will: in my defense, hot coffee is literally boiled water so—

Nico: and you eat it with scissors—how is that possible?

Will: t-there are no chopsticks Nico! that's insane! i...i can't eat my instant noodle with a fork—

Nico: whY ARE YOU LIKE THIS

solangelo au im manifesting in some books

hardcore debate club leader! will/strict and straight As student council leader! nico where they argue a lot and eventually spill out their feelings. like moments ago it's about world economy and two minutes later it's about their passive-aggressive flirting that may or may not include elon musk

Solangelo Heaven Official's Blessing/TGCF AU where Will Solace as Xie Lian and Nico di Angelo as Hua Cheng.

i will not die until i get a whole series of percy jackson office au ao3 fanfic

once in a while, we need vampire nico who eats rotten tomatoes for a living and terrified college student will who is very homeless

"apparently, mr class president has tattoos and piercings."

or class president will solace is rumoured to be a former delinquent and nico di angelo here's having weird fantasies about a certain blondie