Take Some Hcs Bc I Have Horrible Karasu Brainrot So

take some hcs bc i have horrible karasu brainrot so…

⤿ general and ‘x reader’ hcs , shitposting

❥ stupid stupid STUPID smirk, he looks so smug all the time i hate his face so much

❥ the type to aggressively poke you to get your attention (probably likes to “tase” people)

❥ wannabe electric guitar/bass player, doesn’t actually own or play guitar or bass, watches dave504

❥ genuinely thinks he isn’t attractive — like he’s average-looking — despite his lowkey fboy vibes

❥ “I GET NO HOES, JOSH. THESE BITCHES DON’T FUCK WITH ME! SO WHY DO I HAVE THIS REPUTATION??”

❥ would be a very sweet bf tho bc that insecurity would fuel determination to prove himself in a relationship

❥ the type to buy flowers when he picks you up for a date, both to impress you and bc he feels like that’s what boyfriends are supposed to do

❥ makes fun of euphoria but would probably be invested in the drama if he watched it (who is nate jacobs and how long has she been fucking him??)

❥ lowkey one of those elitist marvel guys that gatekeeps from casual fans… it’s not that serious bro, just read your silly little comics and mind your silly little business

❥ “oh you like marvel movies? name all of them in chronological order rn 🤨” 😐😐

❥ stupid stupid laugh UGH probably sounds like “pfft- HAHAHAHAH” or “BWAHAHA” i hate him

❥ ik bllk fans hate to see hq comparisons but LISTEN just imagine kuroo’s dumbass full body cry-laugh and replace it with karasu! funny asl!

❥ also hits his fist on the nearest surface when he laughs

❥ no but actually evacuate the premises when he starts doing this, no one is safe from his fists

❥ probably looks hot when he raises an eyebrow and smiles

❥ yk the white boy arm swing thing on tiktok that ppl make fun of? yea he does that

❥ average justin timberlake fan, hates ‘can’t stop the feeling’ tho (as he should <3)

❥ not the type to draw on someone when they’re sleeping but definitely the type to try to stack/balance as much stuff on their head before it falls off or they wake up

❥ 🅿️

❥ tries to flirt but isn’t as smooth as he thinks he is. also cannot take what he dishes out lmao if you wink at this dude he’s already on the floor flatlining.

❥ if you’re walking next to him and hold his hand out of nowhere he just starts buffering irl — full steam-out-the-ears-eyes-wide-open-awooga-awooga-sound-effect reaction

❥ still tries to play it cool but he’s not fooling anyone lmao those ears are red

❥ sleeps on his side with both hands under his head/pillow. doesn’t move around too much in his sleep but somehow always kicks the blankets off and wakes up cold

❥ never lets anyone see him w/o gelled-back hair, but probably looks so good when it’s down

❥ runs up the stairs when turning off the lights after watching a scary movie, those demons won’t catch him today 😤😤

❥ likes amusement parks and fairs and carnivals bc he likes to show off at prize games

❥ particularly good at the basketball, watergun, gopher, and can tower games

❥ dogshit at the ring toss tho L

❥ L

random blue lock headcanons ☆

a/n: general/reader hcs this is just brain mush

isagi watches a variety of . terrible netflix movies. he will literally watch whatever shows up and looks appealing to him.

his favorite actor is apparently vijay so im going to say that he probably enjoys watching tamil/indian crime and suspense movies.

i bet if he had a favorite bollywood actor, it'd be someone very basic like srk

i also feel like isagi's parents are the type to let him do whatever as long as he stays in their boundaries so u bet he gets to go anywhere as long as he comes home by dinner time.

but also he's so serious about it (good 4 him) u will not catch him missing out on that dinner!! i feel like he just has a very nice relationship with his parents.

they're probably really open to him having an s/o so u bet if they see him invite you over they will be like ":))))) yocchan who's this :)))))" lucky you, his parents adore u

one of his favorite subjects is art, so i want to say he'd like sketching a lot, even though he's not the best at it, he still enjoys it.

i bet his parents still have this one artwork he drew in elementary school of noel noa posted on the side of the fridge.

goes through twitter search 'noel noa' and gets bewildered when people have negative things to say about him. he never actually tweets anything though, probably still has an empty icon and header.

lord his instagram is so embarrassingfjdjdfh he will put up life quotes like he's an olympic champion or something. and puts cringey quotes in his posts too 😭😭

keeps putting up posts about how he's never gonna have to use y = mx + b in his life because he passionately hates math, so true isagi

he's also an elite rocket league gamer, he majorly plays soccer video games. don't accept his challenge for a 1v1 exhibition match, he will school ur ass.

user 09025's bias towards isagi is showing, let's move on!

bachira also loves painting!! after soccer he loves his mom's art, so i bet they've sat together multiple times to paint.

his art is very abstract and it's kind of hard to get until bachira explains it to you. very bachira-esque

chigiri is a consistent victim of the "are you on your period" jokes because he is not only a princess, but also a moody one.

bye why do i feel like he'd be so mad at things for no reason like he could have a stomach ache and his day = ruined he's going to ruin someone else's day.

also bachira likes eating raw tomatoes like they're apples. straight up bites them just like that.

gagamaru is the kind to go like "why wash fruit before eating it, its gonna get washed inside anyways."

nagi has cacti and he gives them the most basic names like "terry" or "timothee"

either that or they will be called names like "bartlby jr. iii" nagi what the hell

reo is so good at driving, does the hot parallel parking thing with a hand on your seat *swoons*

which is mostly intentional because he's rich asf all his cars come with the backup cameras but u know what. his reasons are sexy, it's ok.

he drives a very sleek white lexus lc convertible, he's oozing with the rich vibes

ryusei and rin are the "makes ur mom jokes" and "gets offended from ur mom jokes" like rin please calm down he is not verbally assaulting your actual mother

on that note i feel like rin was probably a 'mommas boy' until the whole Sae Trauma™ happened.

his closet was also controlled by his mom and thats why he looked cute before and now that he controls it he wears striped turtlenecks under leather jackets 🧍

his wardrobe consists of 25% terrible emo combinations and 75% full out tracksuits.

otoya learned his multiplication tables by heart in elementary school just to be 'smart' and impress the girls. spoiler: that was the most effort he put in his entire education.

he also had a 'soundcloud career' in middle school.

yukimiya wears smartwatches .....

owns so many pairs of glasses, and its mostly cause he sucks at keeping them in tact. he happens to break them really often.

avid euphoria watcher he is so invested in that show

his favorite manga is oyasumi punpun so im going to assume he;s those people who do not care about show tws nothing scares him atp

i feel like he absolutely loves chocolate but he can't actually eat much of it cause then he gets breakouts and he's a model so. no chocolates for yukimiya

valentines day is a test of his patience because when he goes to the agency and sees all that chocolate....... he Needs to have it.

yknow like how yuzuru hanyu gets sent a dozen of winney the poohs, i bet yukimiya gets a bunch of little penguin plushes ever since he once mentioned they're his favorite animal.

him, sae, and aryu probably have the best skin care routines.

kunigami and isagi wash their faces with bar soap. it's sad.

also raichi is probably those 3 in 1 axe product users, he reeks of it all the time and according to him it 'saves time'

tabito is lwk insecure about himself but instead of addressing that he projects it onto other people booooo

"why be mediocre when you can call other people mediocre" - karasu tabito, 2022

tabito is like those students you don’t expect to be smart at all but he’s actually getting good grades and it’s infuriating. he's canonically good at chemistry #evil

i bet he passes all his chemistry exams w top scores and when u get questions wrong he’d be like “you can’t even get chemistry 🙄🤣” shut up u need help.

i also feel like unless he’s down down bad that’s his form of “flirting” 💀

he's also really mean about tutoring you, calls u a dimwit and what not because "how can u not get this" by the end of the study session u want to sock him in the face.

unless you're The One and Only: Tabito's Crush, you will have to face the hell of being looked down on.

not a helpful upperclassman at all 👎👎 you end out counting the days until he graduates

tabito/ryusei/rin apparently believe hating on u is considered a love language

ryusei is DEFINITELY the type to 'court' u by being an annoying piece of shit. blocking the door way, stealing ur stuff to randomly inspect it, and what not.

"hmmm what are you writing 🤨🤨" i dont know maybe the homework everyone except you is doing.

he's also a bigger shit if you're shorter than him - which a majority of people end out being. he's a good 6'3 of nuisance.

the bullying continues: using u as an arm rest, saying he cant hear you, and he probably wouldn't even mind picking u up.

"i literally can't deal with you ryusei" "i mean, we can't really meet eye to eye 🤣🤣"

#ryuseiisoverparty

rin is just the "i like this person what do i do" "write a letter" "ok" and you get a note in class saying "get out of my school."

also rin has dimples no one can ever just tell cause he barely has anything to smile about. but like, if u pay attention when he's eating he has little indents in his cheeks

sae has one (1) dimple and he hates it because he does not like the fact that it makes his face asymmetrical me too sae #twins

some part of me feels that sae is into astrology and he uses it in every aspect he can.

"the moon is in scorpio, no wonder ur acting like this rin 🙄" btw i dont know how astrology works

but so true sae! ill be ur constellation obsessed bf!!

also since i mentioned rocket league i will say that the only person in blue lock capable of schooling isagi's ass in 1v1 is hiori

he is very much a genshin player, maybe a whale, and has a whole meta account like. hiori do you even have a life how are all your characters that built.

he actually doesn't have a life, his whole game setup explains it all.

he's the op crazy dmg dps ayaka main that you meet when matching domains. kinda toxic if u tell him you want to use ayaka. no can do.

whenever a new area gets released you will bet he will reach 100% exploration by the next day.

i feel like he'd be the type to take you out on a "genshin date" does all your weekly bosses and domains for u

he's also so good at rhythm games it's terrifying.

nanase 'listens to bts' and that unfortunately consists of their newer songs like permission to dance and dynamite 😭😭

i want to say that kaiser had a really ugly haircut as a kid, and so his current haircut is him transitioning out of it. im sorry bae those flat cut bangs at the front are NOT it.

i also feel like he has a very hearty laugh like it comes from his chest.

idk if ness and him have known each other from before, but if they've been friends for a while, their school academy's entire faculty probably hated them.

if you think kaiser is infuriating! expect nothing less of his homie ness!

kaiser strikes me as the type to straight up skip out of classes and do whatever cause he really doesn't care, and wherever he goes ness follows

his poor teachers have to deal with him being such an ass cause he's "world top 11" smh his tattoo was their last straw

i think kaiser would sound very funny speaking english but like IN A GOOD WAY i think itd be very nice to hear his german accent.

also i believe sae and kaiser have met each other before (obviously) and sae doesnt like him at all LMFAO he probably hates ness too

ok im done now, user 09025 OUT ☆

i very much like the kaiser color palette i predicted it beforehand and i dont mind that im right <3333333

kaiser is so ://// isagi needs to remind him who the main character is lol

i was hoping for blonde kaiser and i’m okay with being half right but the two-tone here AND choppy combo makes me wonder if he cut it himself. without a mirror.

Some Yukimiya dating hcs pls?

YUKKIIIIIII

love him. to death.

tysm for requesting best boy omg

posted <3

Random scenes from Blue Lock I’m dying to see animated:

- CHAPTER 62. Enough said.

- Shidou’s appearance.

- Nagi’s goal in Blue Lock 11 VS U20.

- KUNIGAMI 2.0 (chapter 149).

- Rin saying that they will give the five prodigies from the world PTSD when thinking of Japan.

- Oliver saying ‘I want to put a leash on you’ to Isagi.

- Isagi scoring in the BL11 try-outs.

- Bachira letting his monster go and believing in himself and thanking Isagi for being in his world.

- Reo being a menace.

- Karasu annoying the hell out of Isagi.

- Shidou flirting with Sae, Sae calling him ‘his little demon’ and Ryuu’s fertilisation comparison.

- ISAGI SAYING HE WILL BRING THE U20 to victory against the world.

- Isagami’s fistbump (chapter 9)

- Chigiri and Nagi bonding over soccer videos while Barou freaks out and behaves like the malewife he is.

how about i suggest a mix of a AND b tabito's default flirting is the being mean kind and yet he still can't handle any affection. like imagine after him being so annoying ur actually nice to him and he's like ?!?!?!?!2 starts reevaluates his whole life

WAIT YEAHHHHH THATS SO CUTE WTF

hold on okay so i’m Thinking rn. having Thoughts. hear me out.

not proof-read!! probs ooc!!

more karasu brainrot bc we hate him (no we don't (yes we do))

⤿ 'x reader' content, extremely self-indulgent sorry lmao

❥ okay so if we’re being specific here, if he has a crush, he’s not the type to, say, close your computer in the middle of you working, or steal your pencils, or any of that shidou type behavior lmao

❥ he's more the type to steal some of your food at lunch, poke you to get your attention, pretend to give you something just to keep moving it away from your hand, and verbally provoke you

❥ yet, except for the poking, he doesn't really make much physical contact

❥ not even the type to use you as an armrest if you're shorter than him, nor the type to give those lowkey aggressive side hugs (like how he grabbed nagi at that computer cafe in the shibuya intermission)

❥ but the teasing is never mean enough to actually hurt, just some surface-level "this mf is so annoying" kinda-mean, yk? it's clear that he doesn't actually harbor any malicious intent, he just enjoys your frustration

❥ what if. what if, one time, you were being kinda-mean back, as one does. what if, when you went to elbow him after he said some dumb shit, he paused for a second — a very brief split second — before continuing his regularly scheduled program? and what if you noticed that?

❥ it's nothing major, obviously. dude just didn't expect you to elbow him. understandable.

❥ hear me out again.

❥ what if, y'all were walking together (bc again, you're not really enemies, you're just kinda-friends) and he was doing that annoying thing (that isn’t attractive irl pls don’t do this) where he would pretend to hand you your phone but pull it away every time you reached for it? what if you, tired of his bs, shoved him a bit in retaliation? not a violent shove, of course, just enough to get the point across

❥ what if he paused a little longer this time? well, karasu doesn't know how to handle you being that close to him, which is why he keeps a distance in the first place

❥ (but you don’t need to know that)

❥ he probably stares a little, probably noticeably wide-eyed

❥ but that shows "weakness" and karasu ain't about that life! not when there's a good chance you might call him out on it and embarrass him further!! absolutely not!!

❥ so, unfortunately, he's quick to try to brush it off and shove you back

❥ too late tho! you noticed him get flustered! whether you call him out on it right then and there is for you to decide

❥ building on the kinda-friends thing, sometimes it gets boring constantly picking on your friends, yk? they're still your friends, and sometimes you want to remind them that you still value their existence, even just a little

❥ because let's be real, you don't actually hate karasu, he's just easy to pick on sorry not sorry it's true lmao

❥ what if, on one of those days when you're feeling especially nice, y'all go over to a vending machine and you ask which flavor soda he wants as you punch in the code for yours? casually, of course.

❥ wouldn't want to be too nice to that asshat

❥ and have him think you like him? you? like karasu?? nahhhh

❥ simp

❥ (same)

❥ internally, dude is freaking out. you're offering to buy him something?? wtf?? like yeah he's down for a free drink but what if this is this some sort of ploy to make him owe you a favor in return? why are you being nice to him all of a sudden??

❥ he'd ask that last one aloud (after giving you his order, which he definitely didn't just stutter on. nope. no way.), but in that kinda-mean way, because, yk. wouldn't wanna seem too hopeful now

❥ or too rude, he wouldn’t want you to actually feel bad for offering kindness

❥ honesty is the best policy! you could go the rational route and simply reply that you were feeling nice today, or you could play coy after hearing his accusatory tone and hit him with the classic "why not?"

❥ either one is still an arrow straight to his heart, poor guy is down bad bad

❥ he seriously didn't expect you to have pure intentions so out-of-the-blue like that

❥ visibly flustered this time — figures he should accept it but isn't quite sure how to handle the fact that you're being genuinely nice right now, to him

❥ while you're turned around grabbing his drink, dude is sweating i–

❥ probably looking at you with unmasked surprise: wide-eyed and "blinking incredulously," one might say. thank god you're not looking at him right now. take your time please, he needs a minute to recover

❥ his cheeks and ears are definitely still pink once you turn to hand him his "Black Cherry Mountain Dew Kickstart" (ew), and definitely turn red if you smile at him

❥ probably stops breathing for a sec, honestly

❥ CANNOT MAKE EYE CONTACT LMAOOOO LOSER

❥ tries to casually it’s not casual lol rub his face or something to hide how red he is, it is most certainly not helping, but very cute nonetheless

❥ could mmmaaaayybe offer a curt "th-thanks" in return, still looking away, still very flustered, but is likely too tongue-tied to speak

❥ if you're the type to play coy, please please don't DO ask him if he’s okay

❥ he literally won't answer you lmao

❥ walks away??? without a proper thank you??? ask him if you can get a thank you

❥ he offers a "THANKS" yelled back at you, not bothering to turn around

❥ ears are still most definitely red, and he's walking faster than usual

❥ you're not clueless. you know what's going on. he knows that you know what's going on. you know that he knows that you know what's going on.

❥ it's up to you to chase after him and see how far you can push him, or let it go and play the long game until he caves and finally commits to making a move on you

❥ bit of a cat-and-mouse dynamic introduced to your relationship

❥ either way, you should definitely start being spontaneously nice to him more often

❥ he’s cute! but don’t tell him that

❥ or do, he’d probably be too flustered to retaliate anyways