Probs Ooc But Whatever Theyre Hcs Anyways - Tumblr Posts
take some hcs bc i have horrible karasu brainrot so…
⤿ general and ‘x reader’ hcs , shitposting
❥ stupid stupid STUPID smirk, he looks so smug all the time i hate his face so much
❥ the type to aggressively poke you to get your attention (probably likes to “tase” people)
❥ wannabe electric guitar/bass player, doesn’t actually own or play guitar or bass, watches dave504
❥ genuinely thinks he isn’t attractive — like he’s average-looking — despite his lowkey fboy vibes
❥ “I GET NO HOES, JOSH. THESE BITCHES DON’T FUCK WITH ME! SO WHY DO I HAVE THIS REPUTATION??”
❥ would be a very sweet bf tho bc that insecurity would fuel determination to prove himself in a relationship
❥ the type to buy flowers when he picks you up for a date, both to impress you and bc he feels like that’s what boyfriends are supposed to do
❥ makes fun of euphoria but would probably be invested in the drama if he watched it (who is nate jacobs and how long has she been fucking him??)
❥ lowkey one of those elitist marvel guys that gatekeeps from casual fans… it’s not that serious bro, just read your silly little comics and mind your silly little business
❥ “oh you like marvel movies? name all of them in chronological order rn 🤨” 😐😐
❥ stupid stupid laugh UGH probably sounds like “pfft- HAHAHAHAH” or “BWAHAHA” i hate him
❥ ik bllk fans hate to see hq comparisons but LISTEN just imagine kuroo’s dumbass full body cry-laugh and replace it with karasu! funny asl!
❥ also hits his fist on the nearest surface when he laughs
❥ no but actually evacuate the premises when he starts doing this, no one is safe from his fists
❥ probably looks hot when he raises an eyebrow and smiles
❥ yk the white boy arm swing thing on tiktok that ppl make fun of? yea he does that
❥ average justin timberlake fan, hates ‘can’t stop the feeling’ tho (as he should <3)
❥ not the type to draw on someone when they’re sleeping but definitely the type to try to stack/balance as much stuff on their head before it falls off or they wake up
❥ 🅿️
❥ tries to flirt but isn’t as smooth as he thinks he is. also cannot take what he dishes out lmao if you wink at this dude he’s already on the floor flatlining.
❥ if you’re walking next to him and hold his hand out of nowhere he just starts buffering irl — full steam-out-the-ears-eyes-wide-open-awooga-awooga-sound-effect reaction
❥ still tries to play it cool but he’s not fooling anyone lmao those ears are red
❥ sleeps on his side with both hands under his head/pillow. doesn’t move around too much in his sleep but somehow always kicks the blankets off and wakes up cold
❥ never lets anyone see him w/o gelled-back hair, but probably looks so good when it’s down
❥ runs up the stairs when turning off the lights after watching a scary movie, those demons won’t catch him today 😤😤
❥ likes amusement parks and fairs and carnivals bc he likes to show off at prize games
❥ particularly good at the basketball, watergun, gopher, and can tower games
❥ dogshit at the ring toss tho L
❥ L