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aperture-hag
Science may kill you but you can't kill science!

A Portal / Half-Life-centric blog. I'm a silly old fan returning to the world of Aperture and Black Mesa and loving it all over again. Teaching myself to draw just to make Cave Johnson memes.Hag-of-Ages on Ao3 24 | they/them

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GLaDOS: Why Shouldn't You Throw A Toaster In A Bathtub Full Of Water???Wheatley: *trying To Think* Because...your

GLaDOS: Why shouldn't you throw a toaster in a bathtub full of water??? Wheatley: *trying to think* Because...your toast could get soggy!

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