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putting on the high vis corset and running in front of cars across a dark country road like a deer

My cat brings home a not quite dead bunny. Mom and I try to save it. Mom is furious at the cat. I think to myself this is why I wanted the babies to be indoor cats. The bunny hops away still injured. Dinner is not served. We forgive him and snuggle him.

Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

Unmute !

i should’ve been a cat

I'm not aro but I agree with you

the concept of platonic marriage is so appealing ngl. you mean i can marry whoever i want, get tax benefits and a roommate AND i don't have to worry about them thinking i'm unattractive? king shit

As the goddess of "handicap" I will provide pristine and functional accommodations for all physically disabled during this disability pride month.

here's a random word generator--whatever word it gives you is now the thing you are the deity of

I hope July is kind to you all, you deserve the world 🌎 ✨

Has enough time passed that y'all are willing to admit The Fox by Ylvis was a banger yet?

That's litterally how brown eyes are tho

we need to start being annoying the same way blue eyed people have been annoying for years. my eyes are coffee brown with a hint of olive and earthy soil, but on rainy days they become, like, more wood brown? you know like king arthur's table i guess? if you look at them in the sunlight they become almost golden though so it's really hard to pin them down haha. yeah no it's crazy i was just born like this i guess

I want

hello gay little people on my gay little website i just wanted to remind you to -dink water -smile -show childlike wonder at gods creation -bite at least one person you dont like -meow

Ace me watching allo me make decisions

Soemtimes I’m like hmm normal then sometimes, The Slut™ takes over

HAPPY MEOW MEOW MAY

Everyone I Like Should Live Within A Five Mile Radius Of Me

May the fourth be with you

fixed it

opinions on this image?

that cat cool as hell

After I posted my ace crow drawing I saw a lot of people mention magpies! So here is another bird painting for all my fellow aces! :D