Poor Karl Got BODIED LMAO

poor Karl got BODIED LMAO

calm down wench the boy did nothing

🦀 2020 IS GONE CRABRAVE 🦀

Tommy's Best Quotes of 2020:

'Just killed a woman, feeling good'

'Ive never felt pain'

'AHHHH PLASTIC'

'She is a woman and she is falling, you must kill her!'

'All I do is just stare people down at college, I intimidate them until they love me'

'700 lollies and throw them at people'

'Hey did you know if you rearrange the words in GOGY it spells 'orgy', what does that mean?'

'All I want in life is less parkour and more stabbing, is that very much to ask?'

'WHERE IS FOOT?!'

'Tubbo like a da bee'

'Eret, listen to me and I mean this in the nicest way possible, YOU FUCKED UP!'

'Dont go into my base Tubbo for its my base and you are a bitch'

'Wilbur, good news I've got you a woman, bad news she's American'

'Im more of a gamer than a doctor'

'Im the only person Dreams afraid of'

'He came here to watch me! HE CAME HERE TO WATCH ME!'

'Just let me be my own man, your acting like a right beta male right now'

'To be fair, I'm aging'

'Ive brought some ice here, hey, hey COLD'

'Your my girlfriend'

'Mans got a diamond sword'

'I BOUGHT A GUN'

'Would a pussy be able to walk like this?'

'I already have about 30 girlfriends'

'WAP. WORSHIP AND PRAYER'

'THERES ONE THING I HAVE THAT YOU'LL NEVER EVER EVER EVER. I HAVE THE BLADE!'

'She answered me, she answered me, she answered me, I am a man now'

'They'd fire me on the spot and they'd piss on me'

'If only I could mind control you, I'd be so powerful and one day I will'

'I know another word for cat'

'Your not just ruining your L'manburg, your ruining EVERYONE'S L'manburg!'

'Im with bitchboy'

'MUM, I CANT DO THE DISHWASHER, IM LIVE'

'I wanna burn America to the ground'

'I need to type like Vikkstar is in my fingers'

'Me and the boys, going to kill Sapnap'

'Mans been taking LED pills'

'There's something sketchy about fish man... maybe it's the fact that they don't have dicks'

'Hey Tubbo, why don't we calm down with a hot bowl of fetish'

'Phil your going to die of old age, sorry to break it to you'

'Phil hit me up if you ever need another wife, I have a gun'

'I hate all men, except me, I'm the only good one'

'I can locate the nearest woman at all times'

'WHY DOES TWITTER NOT HAVE A BUTTON TO MUTE ALL MEN?'

'take a shower?! you mean let my house PISS on me? no thanks.'

'Australians are just americans in denial'

'babies are so stupid. all they know is shit themselves and cry'

'Violence is never the answer, except when it is'

'Children are the youth of society'

'in britain we dont bother with these bull shit elections, we just have a queen that doesnt die'

'mother found out that i have been "stabbing shit". she was not pleased'

'Hey Schlatt, lightning struck the flag'

'Im gonna start stabbin shit'

'Im gonna start smashin shit'

'just got cancelled by my own mother for swearing at the dinner table'

'I will not rest easy until I have them discs'

'BLEACH'

'DRUGS'

'You killed Tubbo, Techno'

'Everyone say HUMINA at the same time, it'll sound really funny'

'What makes a good woman, that's what I wanna know'

'Just created a religion, feeling enlightened'

'i went outside today and saw a girl'

'Why do girls pee'

'You know what disc stands for don't you? DISC IS SHIT CUM'

'Hey guys, remember to twitch and prime'

'i went into a shop and didn't bring any money i just said i’m friends with GeorgeNotFound and they gave me the whole shop'

'Do I shoot him Wil or do I aim for the skies?'

'SHUSH GOGY SHUSH'

'Im a doctor, well I'm not actually but I have a gun'

'You know when your mum give you a gift that you already have on Christmas morning and you have to pretend to be really really grateful and it’s the hardest thing ever' (This is once he got given pigstep twice)

'This is a weapon. Because Hbomb, this disc means that if I go near anyone on the server with this, they will be copyright claimed. This is the most Powerful weapon on the server.'

'I am strong, my brain is weak'

'I am married to the grind, I do not marry women'

'Me and the boys in bed'

'Maybe pog, maybe arrested'

'DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

'MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM'

'LGBTQ is pogchamp'

'i'm like the hulk but bigger and badder'

'we either evict him or we shank him, no in-between'

Hope you all enjoyed reading this, if I missed some out you can reblog or comment some, I've been doing this for the last 2hrs and it is now 2:30am

Hope you all have a happy new year and remember to stay safe. Have a good new year everyone <3

god i’m such a techno apologist

2021 is the Year of Philza Minecraft