Still Always So Wild To Check On If Theres Any New .hack//SIGN Discourse And Get Old Forum Posts From

Still always so wild to check on if there’s any new .hack//SIGN discourse and get old forum posts from 2005 being like “What was up with Tsukasa and Subaru?” and there’s a small set of people going “If we break it down scientifically we can conclude they were probably gay” and then another set of people going “I think it would be reading into it too much to definitively say they were gay” and like-

Reading The Price of Salt in the presumed intended manner: on Audible while operating loud machinery

it's so close to being a humanizing moment but besides also admitting to cop crimes, she leverages her knowledge of Allison's affair with Sam to try and get Patty to distance herself from Allison.

That double punch of Tammy straight up telling Allison she doesn't like her and their bonding trip meant nothing, and then Allison finding out that Tammy *used* the thing Allison thought they were bonding about to try to control Patty.

Sort of like Allison and Patty's fight at the end of season 1, except Allison actually feels guilty and can self-reflect, if poorly.

Allison, flattered: You made oatmeal raisin cookies?

*Allison takes a cookie off the plate and bites into it before sputtering*

Allison: Who puts chocolate in a cookie?!

Patty: Jenn.

*Allison starts choking*

More Reddit venting but considering this is the *third* time someone has tried to argue that Allison faking her death with a stolen certificate should have had some kind of legal/karmic repercussion, I have to get off my chest the person who argued that Allison was taking the chance that Gertrude Fronch's relatives could find out she died and grieve away from them, which COMPLETELY DEFEATS THE ENTIRE POINT OF ALLISON TAKING GERTRUDE'S IDENTITY.

The most egregious example of someone making shit up just to be mad at a fictional character I have ever seen.

pretty soon after Kevin Can Fuck Himself ended and those goofy-ass interviews happened I went to reread r9kElsa is Suffering because whatever, that' my comfort fic, and I think I was thinking "Oh really Valerie? They would be too *codependent*? well I'll just read the most toxically codependent fic ever and then we'll see who is laughing!"

And as much as I would want to gush over every parallel in story beats and character archetypes I found I'll just say the first time Elsa went "Jesus!" I transcended to a different plane. It's not that the stories are that similar, it's that the things I automatically found endearing in kcfh were set up by a fanfic I read nine years ago.