I Could Write A Poetic Ramble About How God Abandoned Me At 3am On Hallows Eve But We All Honestly Know

I could write a poetic ramble about how god abandoned me at 3am on hallows eve but we all honestly know that it happened during April when I was six years-old at 11:45, attending Sunday school when I realized existence in of itself is utter bullshit.

Did anybody else go to that one school where during gym class a girl got dragged across the whole fucking gym by her hair and people just kept fucking exercising like nothing was happening and we had like 9 fights in the last week of school alone? Anybody?

My female pomeranian likes to hump my male pomeranian as revenge for the times he did it to her. And I just....

If your name is Mason and you buy a Mason jar then your name is already on your cup.

Me: tells myself for years on end not to get attached or make any friends because I'm going to end up killing myself and then fucking myself up because now I can't properly connect with people

Also Me: Why do I have a such a hard time making friends?

Younger me: literally skips breakfast, lunch and barely eats dinner and sometimes even skips that

My dad: calls me fat

Me: sorry

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My dad: calls me fat

Me now: like I give a shit