Younger Me: Literally Skips Breakfast, Lunch And Barely Eats Dinner And Sometimes Even Skips That

Younger me: literally skips breakfast, lunch and barely eats dinner and sometimes even skips that

My dad: calls me fat

Me: sorry

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My dad: calls me fat

Me now: like I give a shit

I'm aromantic but at the same time I still want to spend the rest of my life with someone. Can I just find another aro person to become bestfriends with and then marry, because tax benefits.

Something that pisses me off is when someone says that if you forgot it then it probably wasn't important. Like bitch, I once couldn't remember that I was boiling water, is that not pretty fucking important.

If your name is Mason and you buy a Mason jar then your name is already on your cup.

Kinda weird how you say you’re against fascism yet you shut down anyone just because they share a different opinion than you. You guys are exactly what you say you hate... FASCIST! How come I have never seen any member of antifa actually sit down with someone and have a civil debate? I’ve only ever seen them yell and throw tantrums. Doesn’t look good for you guys, yikes.

I could write a poetic ramble about how god abandoned me at 3am on hallows eve but we all honestly know that it happened during April when I was six years-old at 11:45, attending Sunday school when I realized existence in of itself is utter bullshit.