If Your Name Is Mason And You Buy A Mason Jar Then Your Name Is Already On Your Cup.

If your name is Mason and you buy a Mason jar then your name is already on your cup.

Being a trans goth in summer is literally a nightmare.

My female pomeranian likes to hump my male pomeranian as revenge for the times he did it to her. And I just....

A reminder to all the parents out there; embarrassment is NOT an acceptable form of punishment.

Sincerely,

A Person Who Is Fucked Up Due To This

I could write a poetic ramble about how god abandoned me at 3am on hallows eve but we all honestly know that it happened during April when I was six years-old at 11:45, attending Sunday school when I realized existence in of itself is utter bullshit.

My tummy is hungry but my mouth is not accepting donations.