If Your Name Is Mason And You Buy A Mason Jar Then Your Name Is Already On Your Cup.

If your name is Mason and you buy a Mason jar then your name is already on your cup.

Me: tells myself for years on end not to get attached or make any friends because I'm going to end up killing myself and then fucking myself up because now I can't properly connect with people

Also Me: Why do I have a such a hard time making friends?

Younger me: literally skips breakfast, lunch and barely eats dinner and sometimes even skips that

My dad: calls me fat

Me: sorry

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My dad: calls me fat

Me now: like I give a shit

My female pomeranian likes to hump my male pomeranian as revenge for the times he did it to her. And I just....

"The absolute amount of audacity that these people have" is a sentence that I find just continues to come from my mouth more and more each day. Also, I need a stronger word than audacity, doesn't have enough insult for my taste and it describes a lot of thing in my day to day life.