If Your Name Is Mason And You Buy A Mason Jar Then Your Name Is Already On Your Cup.

If your name is Mason and you buy a Mason jar then your name is already on your cup.

Bitches be like: baking brownies and having several mental breakdowns, then crying as they eat said brownies

Its me...I'm bitches

Younger me: literally skips breakfast, lunch and barely eats dinner and sometimes even skips that

My dad: calls me fat

Me: sorry

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My dad: calls me fat

Me now: like I give a shit

It's the last week of school and these teachers are fucking with me. I have four separate projects assigned and due by the end of the week. Like...why???

My female pomeranian likes to hump my male pomeranian as revenge for the times he did it to her. And I just....

My dad just called me a drug addict after I took ibuprofen for my period cramps. Like dude my uterus is literally contracting, one of my ORGANS is doing crunches. STFU