I Whole Heartedly Believe That Instead Of Shouting 'objection' In Court, We Need To Be Shouting 'bullshit'.

I whole heartedly believe that instead of shouting 'objection' in court, we need to be shouting 'bullshit'.

I could write a poetic ramble about how god abandoned me at 3am on hallows eve but we all honestly know that it happened during April when I was six years-old at 11:45, attending Sunday school when I realized existence in of itself is utter bullshit.

My tummy is hungry but my mouth is not accepting donations.

Did anybody else go to that one school where during gym class a girl got dragged across the whole fucking gym by her hair and people just kept fucking exercising like nothing was happening and we had like 9 fights in the last week of school alone? Anybody?

I also think that people forget that Mikey has done a lot of things. For example, in just the 2012 Mikey was able to shorten the time to make retromutagen by months and still slightly got berated by Donnie for it in the end. He was basically a genius in the Kraang dimension and in my opinion the only reason they survived that. Also, in the squirrel-a-noids episode he was the one who had the idea on how to get rid of them, and those are just the ones that I can think of off the top of my head.

I decided to see what’s new over at FFnet in the TMNT categories. I forgot that I stopped reading through after some favorite fics stopped updating, and most writers are still portraying Mikey as obnoxious, annoying, exasperating, bratty, and full of bad slang and nicknames, especially 2016. I really shouldn’t judge, even though we all know that Michelangelo is still more than a bouncy childish cliche and a laugh factory. I should just back out of the fics portraying him as that and not return, as per the Don’t Like Don’t Read rule. I’m just…tired.