No You Dont Understand When I Was 15 I Read A Fic Where Sherlock Tells John He Wants To Crawl Inside

no you don’t understand when i was 15 i read a fic where sherlock tells john he wants to crawl inside his ribcage and keep his heart beating with his hands and then john hooked himself up to a brain scan so that sherlock could be inside his brain when he came and then sherlock gave john a blood transfusion to keep him alive and the concept that his blood was a part of john now was so beautiful to him that it made him cry and now i’m 20 and men are over here like “did you come yet?”

affirmations for when you have to send emails

do u have a vibrator in ur pants or is ur penis just so scared

I gained multiple followers and then immediately lost them after posting a few things, so let me take a moment to clarify the following:

* On this blog we love and respect and affirm ace and aro people. Exclusionists get fucked; you’re not “discoursing,” you’re just being abusive.

* On this blog we love, respect, and support sex workers. Sex work is real work.

* On this blog we do not support censorship or the policing of appropriately-warned-for content. When it comes to content that is properly warned for, we adhere to the policies of “don’t like, don’t read” and “your kink is not my kink, and that’s okay.”

That clear?

they hate me because i'm silly and so intense at the same time

*someone is snoring next to you as you try to sleep*: this is hell

*they stop snoring*: what the fuck are you dead bring it back