Environmentally, He Could Do A Lot To Help. Therefore, Pinoccio Is Morally Obligated To Lie. Huh.

environmentally, he could do a lot to help. therefore, pinoccio is morally obligated to lie. huh.

Pinocchio is an unlimited wood supply

—Kitchen Mckeown, from Outbreaks

corner table (easily defensible)

the best thing about face masks is that when i pull an all nighter and have to take a nap in the library no one can see my stupid sleeping face

Teachers/adults keep telling me and my classmates, “You guys have really gotten the short end of the stick in this pandemic, and you don’t seem to really be complaining about it!” Like, yeah, Michael. We’re not complaining a whole lot. 

If you put a bunch of ballet dancers in life vests during a hurricane they’re not going to be like, “these life vests are to clunky to dance in!” They’ll be like, “wow it’s really fucking hard to dance in a hurricane.”

Want to learn something new in 2022??

Absolute beginner adult ballet series (fabulous beginning teacher)

40 piano lessons for beginners (some of the best explanations for piano I’ve ever seen)

Excellent basic crochet video series

Basic knitting (probably the best how to knit video out there)

Pre-Free Figure Skate Levels A-D guides and practice activities (each video builds up with exercises to the actual moves!)

How to draw character faces video (very funny, surprisingly instructive?)

Another drawing character faces video

Literally my favorite art pose hack

Tutorial of how to make a whole ass Stardew Valley esque farming game in Gamemaker Studios 2??

Introduction to flying small aircrafts

French/Dutch/Fishtail braiding

Playing the guitar for beginners (well paced and excellent instructor)

Playing the violin for beginners (really good practical tips mixed in)

Color theory in digital art (not of the children’s hospital variety)

Retake classes you hated but now there’s zero stakes:

Calculus 1 (full semester class)

Learn basic statistics (free textbook)

Introduction to college physics (free textbook)

Introduction to accounting (free textbook)

Learn a language:

Ancient Greek

Latin

Spanish

German

Japanese (grammar guide) (for dummies)

French

Russian (pretty good cyrillic guide!)