The Dudes In My School Are Turning Into Barty Crouch Jr, BUT NOT IN A GOOD WAY.

The dudes in my school are turning into barty crouch jr, BUT NOT IN A GOOD WAY.

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Here is some ✨Barty Crouch Jr shit✨ the boys in my class said this school year:

"Wanna watch faggot porn with us?"

"Girl, you can't deny it. You are in love with him. Just fuck him already!"

"Are you talking to your dad? Can you send him a hi from me?"

"Fuck kiss, marry, kill! Let's play fuck, marry, kill!"

"If this bitch give me another bad grade I'll fuck her husband and kill her ugly cat."

"Can you pleaseeeeee, do my homework? I promise I won't call you a lesbian again."

"Do you know how much fun would it be if we were on marijuana?"

"BUT THE BOOK IS MADE OF TREES. IT'S PERFECT FOR A FUCKING FIRE."

"Hahahahaha, you are coughing! That means I won't have to see your ugly face tomorrow! Ha! A win for me!"

We all were sad when Sirius kissed Marry on Remus's birthday. Like man it was sad and cruel, but–

NO ONE IS PAYING ATTENTION TO LILY. LIKE MY GIRL WOULD BE CRYING IN THE CORNER.

"But Remus is the important here. The fic is from his pov–" SO? I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. REMUS IS NOT THE ONLY PERSON WHO HAS FEELINGS (no hate I love him) THE MARYLILY SHIP IS IMPORTANT NOW.

"But it was a wolfstar fic, not maryli–" YOU KNOW WOLFSTAR IS CANNON AS MARYLILY IS, RIGHT? SO DON'T BE ASSHOLES AND LEAVE ME BE.

ITAFUSHI CANNON

10 years later

YADSSSSSSS

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Yuuta: We need to get you to the hospital now, you have 69 open wounds! Toge, bleeding to death: Nice.