
Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck I’m scared of toasters
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I agree

black cats. rb if you agree.

If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.
i need to stop picking at my face but the problem is theres Textures On There and i would prefer if there Werent
I did not read the whole post before I hit play on this a 3am in the dark by myself I didn’t even get 5 second in before I noped out HARD, I’m so glad I didn’t get to the laughing bit
So yesterday my grandparents found a big box of old 78s that they’ve had in an attic for years, and wanted me to transfer them to CDs. Most were in pretty great shape, no cracks and few scratches. Lots of 1930s sweet/hot jazz, British big band & swing and a few Decca classical ones. This one had its label peeled/scratched off on the a side, on the reverse was a Parlophone march.
90% sure by playing it it’s unleashed some kind of 70 year old curse.
Watching doctor who for the first time and I can’t stop laughing at these big green baby faced looking fuckers, it’s head looks like the caterpillar from a bugs life


I love the colour of poison
“I’m afraid of getting cancer from the cadmium in my painting supplies” I’m not 😌 I love you cadmium yellow. I love you vermillion red. I love you uranium orange, haven’t worked with you but I love you nevertheless. Most of all I love you arsenic green.
do you ever feel like, oh god, my life is slipping away and i’m just sitting here. watching. there’s the constant, incessant itch to grab the reins and pull. but whatever you do, your hands keep sliding off, and the days keep slipping by and there’s no way to stop? and i just think, oh god, it’s almost may and i feel stuck. i am the same person i was in january, and february, and march. how does the world keep turning and i’m still here?
Happiness Will Come To You.
y’all ever fantasize about a fictional character a little too hard to the point you’re convinced you should be admitted to a mental hospital?

why did they ever even attempt to try and make another actor wear a white-blonde wig after orlando bloom in the lotr trilogy. don’t they understand that we peaked 20 years ago and everything else has looked like shit after that

I see no lies.
Morgan, picking up the phone while not looking: Hey baby girl, tell me something I wanna hear.
Hotch, deadpan: There’s been another homicide, chocolate thunder.
reblog if you’ve read fanfictions that are more professional, better written than some actual novels. I’m trying to see something
contrary to popular belief not everyone has an innate sense of internal gender or care to have one or seek a name for it, some people go their whole lives without questioning their occupation in one of two gender roles, but for some people, if pressed, they don’t feel that internal sense of ‘i am a woman’ or ‘i am a man’, and in that case i feel the switch over to transgender vs cisgender relies on active identification of a gender other than the one they were assigned. if someone’s like ‘idk dude I just work here’ then that’s valid
Re-watching the hobbit and I have one simple question.
Who the fuck gave this man permission to be so god damn beautiful, he’s too baby-girl for this world it’s not fairrrr


Anyone else ever feel like life just comically smacked you in the face with a one of those whipped cream pies



Do you ever have those moments where you think to yourself “ahh yes. This is why I’m single.”
“My name is Shaun but it’s spelled sean”
the inexplicable and visceral hatred I hold for you,
your name is not Shaun stop lying to yourself,
your name looks like it should sound like the word seen,
you are ‘Seean’ now and I hope you know how dumb that sounds.
The worst form of misinformation is lying in a destiel news post
That’s my most reputable news source why would you just go on the internet and tell lies???