Anyone Else Ever Feel Like Life Just Comically Smacked You In The Face With A One Of Those Whipped Cream

Anyone else ever feel like life just comically smacked you in the face with a one of those whipped cream pies

y’all ever fantasize about a fictional character a little too hard to the point you’re convinced you should be admitted to a mental hospital?

If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.

Do you ever have those moments where you think to yourself “ahh yes. This is why I’m single.”

do you ever feel like, oh god, my life is slipping away and i’m just sitting here. watching. there’s the constant, incessant itch to grab the reins and pull. but whatever you do, your hands keep sliding off, and the days keep slipping by and there’s no way to stop? and i just think, oh god, it’s almost may and i feel stuck. i am the same person i was in january, and february, and march. how does the world keep turning and i’m still here?