Not Me Consuming Podcasts At An Alarming Rate. Time To Re-listen To All Of The Adventure Zone!

Not me consuming podcasts at an alarming rate. Time to re-listen to all of The Adventure Zone!

If you live in the USA and you're pleading for donations to pay your rent, bills, or get food then dial 211! Please dial 211 before the last minute!

It's a toll free service with people who will help you find programs in your community to pay those bills, find food, and find housing! They will give you numbers to call so you can get help.

It is not 100% foolproof. Their job is to direct you to a program they believe will help your current issue, but it's still a step up from praying random strangers online will give you enough cash before a deadline! The added benefit of these community programs, which get funded by the local government most of the time, is if there are more people using them then they can get more money to help more people.

You're not taking resources from other people if you use your community services. Your taxes pay for them. Use them.

Dial 211 first to see if they can help, and if for some reason they can't, then make your donation posts!

https://www.211.org/

Alexsandr “conservatively eight anxiety disorders shambling around in a human form” Kallus vs Garazeb “fuck it we ball” Orrelios

if tumblr explodes you can address a letter to my url and place it in any hollow log. to be clear i will not receive it. but it is an action you can take

Things Jon Sims Has Done In The Past 3 Years

Got a promotion at work! Score!

Decided fuck this job maybe this sucks 

Got chased by worms 

Got wormed by worms 

Accused everyone he knows of murder 

Got stabbed by fuckhands mcmike’s fuckhands 

Found some tunnels under his work

Found an old man in the tunnels under his work

Found the smushed remains of an old man in the tunnels under his work

Got framed for the murder of an old man

Moved in with his ex, who he hasn’t seen in years 

Heated Handshake

Got kidnapped

Got kidnapped again, clown bogaloo ft moisturiser 

Got kidnapped again, USA Edition 

Met a ghost 

Got told the unholy secrets of the universe by said ghost 

Blew up a wax museum 

Died 

Came back to life 

Haunted people’s nightmares 

Sucked several people’s traumas out of their heads like a slurpee 

This is his only form of sustenance now but he’ll still take tea, thanks

Got stabbed trying to perform surgery on a coworker

Got two ribs ripped out 

Walked into a death dirt coffin, lived  

Stared into the antithesis of the sun, thought it was pretty 

Tried to convince his coworker he previously was cool with dying that they should run away together (and gouge their eyes out) 

Ran into the Depression Beach to save said coworker, decided they’re each others reason to live 

Genuinely murdered an old man this time 

Tried to look at some cows 

Was tricked into starting the apocalypse 

Is a god now???