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Hating is my full-time job (along with a small side hustle of rebloging cats and art) I also have a second account for my art @assholeinadifferenthat

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assholeinahat
1 year ago

I think I'd drink it the same way I drink wine.

Ok so. I have a question. If there was a full glass of human blood in front of you, and the was absolutely no health risk to drinking it, like, that's not ever a factor, how much of it do you think you would drink? Because I would at least take one solid gulp.


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assholeinahat
1 year ago

@autistic-mettaton @mindofcordyceps

HELP I WANT A BRITISH GF BUT ALSO ISNT THAT LIKE LENORE AND ANNABEL OR IM GOING INSANE
HELP I WANT A BRITISH GF BUT ALSO ISNT THAT LIKE LENORE AND ANNABEL OR IM GOING INSANE

HELP I WANT A BRITISH GF BUT ALSO ISNT THAT LIKE LENORE AND ANNABEL OR IM GOING INSANE

assholeinahat
1 year ago

My guys have already been tagged, but I hope you reach your goal. ♡♡♡

Doing this bc I’m scared to and won’t on my own

if this gets 5k notes by thanksgiving, I will tell my dad about my eating disorder and get help to recover + therapist

Rules:

No spamming

5 notes per person including likes

if either one of those is broken, I’m reducing the time limit, basically making it less likely to hit the goal on time

tagging is okay

Might delete later(sorry!) because I’m scarrredddd, I don’t wanna tell my dad >:l

assholeinahat
1 year ago

This is adorable! I love the hair! ♡♡♡

Miku but she s a Dymkovo toy☝️

Miku But She S A Dymkovo Toy

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assholeinahat
1 year ago

This is probably helpful! Neat!

I've explained how to divide a rectangle into even thirds to three board artists on the team in the last couple days, so hey, if YOU don't know how to do it, then here's how! pic.twitter.com/mXvIeXS0MY

— summerskeet (@dumbbitchskeet) July 1, 2019

really helpful technique ^ once you know how to divide by halves and thirds it makes drawing evenly spaced things in perspective waaay easier:

Really Helpful Technique ^ Once You Know How To Divide By Halves And Thirds It Makes Drawing Evenly Spaced
Really Helpful Technique ^ Once You Know How To Divide By Halves And Thirds It Makes Drawing Evenly Spaced
assholeinahat
1 year ago

How cute! ♡

Some Extra Content Of The Birthday Post
Some Extra Content Of The Birthday Post
Some Extra Content Of The Birthday Post
Some Extra Content Of The Birthday Post

Some extra content of the birthday post


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assholeinahat
1 year ago

Omg! Everything about this photo is adorable!!! ♡♡♡

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assholeinahat
1 year ago

Omg this is incredible!

New Fart Yippee

New fart yippee


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assholeinahat
1 year ago

This seems like fun! Okay then!

This Seems Like Fun! Okay Then!

There's my little guy ♡♡♡

@autistic-mettaton

Lets start a chain

Make this picrew

https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/603210

Then tag 3+ people

No pressure and have funnnnnn

Creeeeeppyy.... @raven-nerd4life @crow-fto @sl33pdepr1ved @blackvelvetcorvid @the-insomnia-strikes-back @lyranix1201 @mindofcordyceps

Lets Start A Chain

FORGOT TO PUT MY IMG LMAO

assholeinahat
1 year ago

This is adorable! I love the art style! ♡

The jock they demonized ig

The Jock They Demonized Ig
The Jock They Demonized Ig

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assholeinahat
1 year ago

Left hand free by alt-j

r3g-p14y3r:

capring:

froggielovescoffee:

beeshoesometimesdraws:

stellarluck:

seabright205:

polaris-stuff:

peachyfnaf:

queencj09:

azureinsectoidfox:

voixprizma:

elliotstalksprite:

bbloveseevees:

theloveforart:

themlemever:

artfartt:

ms-mack-reblogs:

voidvendetta:

fawwahuwumrow:

3tr4y-bullett:

zerothisnero:

mariespooky:

jimposts:

bettycrocker-foods:

sug4ry0uth:

average-freak:

astronic-fr:

mr-souleclectic:

animatingorange:

unbranded-chaos:

jade–moon:

yourpastafarianpriest:

juice-box-addict:

well-by-jove:

floating-through-spacetime2311:

haventacluewhatimdoing:

northern-wanderers:

yonderghostshistories:

thehistoryone:

drowninginredink:

humanteethmarksonhumanbone:

fruitisthenewvegitable:

oursaviorkellinquinn-deactivate:

ATTENTION

If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)

Ragnarock ||: The Calling, by The Mechanisms :D

@toris-the-odd-thing @jane-crow @toomanyfandomsorkinafs @aggressivenesswhilecrying @humanteethmarksonhumanbone :DDD

H O TT O GO YOU CAN TAKE HOT TO GO

HOT TO GO! by chappell roan :3

@silly-lil-scribbles @justbugsnstuff @encryptidarchivist @mechanical-v1scera @futuristicreviewdelusion

Be Nice to Me by The Front Bottoms

Riddle of the sphinx by the mechanisms

@foxy–stoat @yonderghostshistories @literary-lesbian @a4chocolate @memorial-sewer

I Got My Mind Set On You by George Harrison

@commonguttersnipe @knoxoverstreet16 @unrealcorvus @moccason @right-stopthat-its-silly

the break up with ur girlfriend song my ariana grande

@crowvainn @haventacluewhatimdoing @serrantsaloto @vicwritesfic @common-writers-fly-sometimes

Walking on Broken Glass by Annie Lennox

@cosmic-hoboandthehighlander @gothicacetheatrekid @floating-through-spacetime2311 @theseventhidiot

This Boy by the Beatles

@terry-the-shark @twelfth-dykector @etherealspacejelly @well-by-jove @thefairyfellermasterstroke @a-shard-of-quartz-lol

OMG MECHANSIMS MENTIONS!!!!!!!

heaven sent is a coffee cup by bears in trees

@bloopdydooooo @juice-box-addict @five-potatoes-high (but no actual pressure ofc. ignore the bit where it says you’re obligated to it’s lying i promise)

Hitsville UK by the clash!! :D:D

@mildlybizarrecorvid @the-mehlwurm @alilsakurablossom @yourpastafarianpriest

Banana Man by Tally Hall

@jade–moon @virginia-the-opossum @mrcyborgcowboy @jack-cass

the moral implications of a deterministic universe feat. the onceler (laplaces angel 2024 edit)

AM I BAD AM I BAD AM I BAD AM I REALLY THAT BAAAADDD

@xxskvullybodyxx @unbranded-chaos @sillygoofyart @herequeerandsomeotherthingsmaybe

time machine demo 3 by miracle musical

@animatingorange @justa-snake @averagetallyhaller

the chorus of the stupid unreleased song from lovejoy aka wasted summer

@youripaddress9080 @sillygoofyart @figitorynonsenseptii @mr-souleclectic @mizukie297

i just woke up song ain’t songing but if it was later in the day it would probably be something from cccc? yeah let’s go with that. probably light

@echolepzy @gardensnakie @genericnam @astronic-fr @sillygoofyart @hybridcrows

sigh. warriors by imagine dragons

purge the poison by MARINA

@hybridcrows @mileymint @halwarex3 @sug4ry0uth

either the kids arnt alright by the offspring or faggot by MSI 😔😔

@homelessbutcher @astersbrain @canacandies @bettycrocker-foods

Fluctuating between ‘kiss this’ by Aaron Tippin and ‘forever’ by The Little Dippers !!!!!

@jimposts @nauticaltyranny @thebreadcultleader :3

stay with me by Thai McGrath :3

/nf for telling :3

@calamitydarcy @h0peful-gh0stt @gstring-theorist @pawsitivearven @theyamjam @intrigd-voyagr @wolftheidioticfan @cyber-crustacean @beebisbeeble @betty-fandom-blog and anyone else!!!!!!!

harpy hare

@the-dist-ortionist @procyo9 @zerothisnero @restrictivelungdisease @surskip

And I love her by Kurt Cobain

@drowned-hubris @moonlightalpha666 @maritatari @questioningstressing @3tr4y-bullett

London Bridge - Mindless self indulgence :3

@fawwahuwumrow @xxbatsybeanxx

Re-do - modern baseball :p

@noodleshark @voidvendetta

a human’s touch -TWRP

@sock-kaleidoscope @sweaters-n-dynamite @mack-timelines @mosslingg

yooo that one is so real

The Cops! - That Handsome Devil

@silverlizard012 @artfartt @djcarnationsblog @narnour-momo-007

Little Dark Age-MGMT

@yourdrugisafartbreaker @pretzlforpresident @paperbagirlratlover @brainfilehasstoppedworking @themlemever @bbloveseevees

Should’ve Been Me - Mitski

@very-uncorrect @idandthebeing @pancakewithsprinkles @theloveforart @1nk13-bl1nk13

Too Good To Be True - Dinah Shore

@bbloveseevees @foxxys-huzband @hhhgregfan2445 @wondergirl2007 @scrunckled-idiot @tavernofdragons @sambadeamigosgato @monosignificfromtwitter @carbonatedlight @simp4diobrando @another-delta-lover

Sad Girl Sex - DECO*27

@sunnelliot @samson-the-whale @mimiocto @psi-spectacular @magicmvx @mewo-cressei @elliotstalksprite

LDR - IVYCOMB

@sunnelliot @canadianno @voixprizma @annielocalgodkisser idk who else to.

ANTONYMPH by vylet pony. hii idk who to tag, so i’ll leave any1 to reblo g this

snow strippers - don’t you feel

@candieduranium @orangeindivdual @queencj09 + anyone else who wants to join!!

Jack’s obsession by Cast - The Nightmare Before Christmas

@sunny-sourzii @artoutoftheblue @ghostsandfools @peachyfnaf @glitchblommy @nothomecallback @theinfamousmaybelle @sparkly-sunshine @stormbreaker-290 @ryandabean @that-one-unknown-artist & anyone else who wants to join, you can!!

oh my god i don’t know what it’s called- that one song from tiktok that people do a trend of their characters doing action shit to, and then at the drop of the song the character does something crazy like jump off a building or something

“bang-bang-bangbang-bang-bang-bangbang UNDOLEYOOO UNDOLEYAAA (random spanish that i dont understand, but sounds good)”

aaand ofc hello @ friends!!! /nftd, as always .D. @eternal-soup, @mothytheghost, @vioviolet, @polaris-stuff, @foxboidrew, @bloodmoon-da-idiot, @o-i-w-u, @alexandraisyes, @seabright205, @starheirxero, @starays13, @drcloudtheclown, @creesask

Symphony by Clean Bandit (for reasons… ship reasons…)

uhhh idk who to tag so- anyone who would like to play too!

Thanks for the tag Peachy! The wolf - SIAMES [It’s one of my favorites :D] Uhhhhh howzabout @bumblebeesbah @leivyathan @collar-cat @marshmallowcat666 @stellarluck Yall aint gotta play if you dont want to. :)

Thanks for the tag Sea!

Ehhh today it was: Bite Me from the last ep of Murder Drones, Eternal Flame by Gialite(pretty sure that’s how it’s spelled) and Nasty Dog by sir mix-a-lot

Tagss/nf: @crumpet-doodles @librarian-computer @beeshoesometimesdraws @xaloncat + anyone who wants to join

tyty for the tag, Asteri <3

Nasty Dog by Sir Mix-A-Lot (this has been the song playing on repeat in my head for days-)

No pressure tags: @eternal-soup @c0smicl0wn @froggielovescoffee @potatotato-26 @deirunn (and anyone else who wants to join!)

STOP NOOOOO

Let It Grow from the lorax </3333

@hopps-rambling @cody-welsh @beeinatuxedo @coastxlwaters @capring

Raaaaaaa (ty for the tag Forrest <3)

Against the Kitchen Floor by Will Wood

Open tag <3

Ah, Problems by Mother Mother!

Tags, tags, hmm. @gyxtar0luvs @cosmic-quakes @morning-sweets @amarynthian-chronicles and anyone who’d like to join! Feel free to.

Running up that Hill by Kate Bush! I tag @voidofthesupernovae @starriegalaxy @ping-ski @sparrolina @ravenwriter16

@robinette-green

@lets-zofifi-stuff

@lemmonesandblues06

@kaiju-naut @mockingbirdtx


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assholeinahat
1 year ago

I agree. Also, she's very charismatic, unlike a certain bird brained character. She also just fits in more with the tone of the show (back when it was good, that is)

Is it weird that I like the weeb girl more than Stolas? Don't get me wrong, they're both creeps, but at least she's funny

Plus, the show actually acknowledge her creepy behavior, unlike Stolas, who makes every excuse they can for him.

assholeinahat
1 year ago

I accept all identities, and I want my blog to be a safe space ♡♡♡

Reblog if you think asexuality is a legitimate sexuality.

I'm trying to prove something.

assholeinahat
1 year ago

Best jumpscare ever! So scary ♡♡♡

WARNING: jump scare


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assholeinahat
1 year ago

How cute! Feed the babies 🥺

They sound like little mosquitoes


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assholeinahat
1 year ago

Damn.

The thing about Vivs villains

So the Hazbin main antagonists are let me see here…..

A fat man (Adam) Black women in power (Sera, Velvette) A Latino in the sex industry (Val) An Asexual creole man who uses voodoo (Alastor) A fat woman whose a Jewish stereotype (Mimzy) And a fucking tv.

ok well what about Helluva?

a fat man (Mammon) literal babies (Cherubs) The agents one of which being a black HUMAN woman who still has grey skin A woman forced into an arranged marriage to a man she didn’t love (Stella) a cowboy (wtf is he even doing in this anymore)

but not the rich white allo rapist neglectful and biased upper class twink noooo he’s the victim of IMP, made up of a black woman, a sexual assault survivor and the guy he’s abusing.

these villains man… why are the majority minorities? Especially when we don’t see positive characters in those same minorities. Nope this is all Viv wanted to show about these minorities.


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assholeinahat
1 year ago
Was Supposed To Be A Warmup But Eh
Was Supposed To Be A Warmup But Eh

Was supposed to be a warmup but eh…

assholeinahat
1 year ago

That's one cool cat 🤘

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assholeinahat
1 year ago

Haha

...

Wait...

Wait no...

I'm not going back!

I JUST ESCAPED YOU CAN'T MAKE ME GO BACK!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And that's how I got dragged back into the Creepypasta fandom

(More like I never really left)

I Cant Get Over This Fucking Photo

I can’t get over this fucking photo


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assholeinahat
1 year ago

This is fucking awesome

Crunch Him Like A Skittle
Crunch Him Like A Skittle

crunch him like a skittle


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assholeinahat
1 year ago

I guess this is my life now. Rebloging awesome Toby art.

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I love using color palletes also if u come at me for using slightly different colors for stuff I will eat myself alive


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assholeinahat
1 year ago

Damn! Dead fandom my ass, we better bring this shit back!

My Bbg, Toby Rogers.

My bbg, Toby Rogers.

Wowee I love drawing for a dead Fandom, absolutely sublime 💯🗣‼️


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assholeinahat
1 year ago

These b itches better leave my girl alone 😭😭😭

She ain't perfect, but that's okay she can have character development and therapy!

Because there's absolutely nothing wrong with shipping someone with a rapist 😀

Because There's Absolutely Nothing Wrong With Shipping Someone With A Rapist

(I don't care if it's a crackship no one should be shipping any character with the guy who's only personality trait is LITERALLY being an abusive rapist)

Because There's Absolutely Nothing Wrong With Shipping Someone With A Rapist
Because There's Absolutely Nothing Wrong With Shipping Someone With A Rapist
Because There's Absolutely Nothing Wrong With Shipping Someone With A Rapist
Because There's Absolutely Nothing Wrong With Shipping Someone With A Rapist

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assholeinahat
1 year ago

I've had an HH rewrite in my head for a while, and I am finally trying to organize it (which will take time b/c my thoughts are all over the place) so I can post it here. I'm very excited! I have so many ideas!


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