Akatosh Is The Drunk Wine Mom Of The Aedra Because He Has 99 Problems And All Of Them Are His Children

Akatosh is the drunk wine mom of the Aedra because he has 99 problems and all of them are his children

the most devastating part about being transmasc is that I'm not quirky anymore, oh I like memes and playing games? I'm just like every other boys now. who the hell cares. I don't like talking about boyfriends and makeups? so does every men, idiot. cunt.

I had this idea and it makes me so unbelievably happy look at how cute they are. Link gets his wings after being summoned to help Princess Zelda save the world of fairies, and Zelda has short hair bc i love vidia and serenity but wings and long hair dont work

*Khajiit dragon born tried to help the Stormcloak*

*Stormcloak treated them like crap*

Khajiit:

This one goes out to the Vito Corleone tulpa that lived in my dorm.

Akatosh: I love all of my children equally

Also Akatosh: Who the fuck is Miraak and why he's in Mora's dungeon? Why did this guy keep calling for me? Anybody knows who he is??