The Fact That My Own Eyelashes Are The Thing That Make My Glasses Dirty Annoys Me To No End, There Is

The fact that my own eyelashes are the thing that make my glasses dirty annoys me to no end, there is no solution

Maybe I am more privileged than Rishi Sunak because I did have sky tv as a child

Learning that wanting to agree with everything Holden says and moping together VS wanting to shake him and tell him life can get better are not mutually exclusive

Every time I advocate for voting people are like "no you shouldn't vote! Read this literature, it'll totally change the way you view voting!" And every single time it's the same fucking "you shouldn't vote because both parties are exactly the same so it won't make a difference who wins" bullshit wrapped up in some fancy language

Aziraphale really fumbled the bag, like shoemaking and obstetrics!?! It ain’t getting better than that buddy

I feel called out!