Cue "When I Grow Up" From Matilda The Musical

Cue "When I grow up" from Matilda the musical

"When I grow up I will be tall enough to reach the branches That I need to reach to climb the trees You get to climb when you're grown up"

I have absolutely no idea what that Scottish idiot said but if 53 year old David Tennant can climb a tree, snap a branch and then keep climbing, only to jump back down when it was time and compare himself to a mountain goat, I feel like I can do anything.

Teaching the public tenderness one self-service interaction at a time

Every time I advocate for voting people are like "no you shouldn't vote! Read this literature, it'll totally change the way you view voting!" And every single time it's the same fucking "you shouldn't vote because both parties are exactly the same so it won't make a difference who wins" bullshit wrapped up in some fancy language

What are the bio security measures on the TARDIS? Is the doctor just hoping no one is giving him any germs to carry into the next millennia?

What a day to be alive

I dont have my editing software rn and most likely someone already made this joke BUT

that clip of david tennant pronouncing the difficult welsh town name but with cupcakke's "gogogo" sound overimposed on the last syllables

Edit 10 minutes later: heres a shitty rendition made in darkaudacity

The fact that my own eyelashes are the thing that make my glasses dirty annoys me to no end, there is no solution