The Real Question Is Who's The Main Character In The Netflix Series Shadow And Bone? Am I Supposed To

The real question is who's the main character in the Netflix Series Shadow and Bone? Am I supposed to be multiple characters at once? 💀💀

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aah-

here's my excuse to finally stop studying

tagging: @padfoot-lupin77 @jazsplat @idk-me3333 @jkriordanverse @ramen8008

your 12th emoji is how you'll die

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WE SUPPORT JESPER!!!

Jesper: I don’t get why mediks only give stickers to kids

Jesper: Like hello i was also brave today?

illiterate me doing a google search before re-blogging

(i mean hey! i do know 3 languages and partly a 4th language-)

Okay, but….

Who gave Kaz the sex talk?

He was 10 when Jordie died, so clearly not old enough, and I’m pretty sure Jordie had the sense to keep that to himself.

So there’s Kaz Rietveld. 13. Running around the Barrel hearing bits and pieces about things he couldn’t name. And that made him curious. Suddenly he hears “sex” outside of a bar. He walks in, approaches the rather ferocious looking man the voice belonged to and asks what he was talking about. He’s thoroughly annoyed when the man laughs at him, the beer practically sloshing in his belly. Eventually after several threats, he gets an answer. Let’s just say he’s more traumatized than previously before.

Or maybe, there’s Kaz Brekker. Literally seventeen. Jesper’s talking about how he “banged” Wylan in a horribly descriptive way. Of course, Kaz says nothing, but later has to hear from Inej, considering she noticed the disgusted and confused look on his face. The whole time she speaks, Kaz Brekker, the one and only Dirtyhands, Bastard Of The Barrel, is nearly throwing up in his mouth.

can i get the fic plssss

Idk, but is it kind of unfair that, most of the time in canon or in a fic, whenever a disagreement or something happens between Kanej, Helnik or Wesper, it's Kaz, Jesper or Matthias who get dragged and rained on with insults, or they are the ones who are always in the wrong while Inej, Wylan or Nina are given all the sympathy and pep talks and are always in the right?

As much as I love them, doesn't that take away the balance and realness of their relationships? And it's not fair for the poor boys.

Or a stuffed toy shaped like a girl with knife

*Whenever anybody misses Jesper at the Sat*

Kaz: Don’t cry because it’s over. Start smiling because Jesper is someone else’s problem now.