Caprese Rolls!Have You Ever Been Like, Man, I Want A Caprese Salad So Much But Then You Get Home And

Caprese rolls! Have you ever been like, Man, I want a caprese salad so much but then you get home and you’re tired and you go like, ugh, forks? Who am I, Catherine de Medici? Caprese rolls may be for you! Put that fresh mozzarella, basil, and tomato in a lettuce leaf and bam! Caprese as a finger food! (Please don’t message me about Catherine de Medici arguing about whether or not she really invented the fork, it was a joke. P.S. She probably didn’t.)

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... Civ V and Limitless. This is either boring or awesome, depending on whether or not I get to actually be Attila the Hun on a drug that gives one crazy brain powers. Because otherwise it seems like I'm just living an ordinary life in a world with governments, armies, and untested pharmaceuticals? (I mean, I have been part of a drug trial before, but the pills in Limitless are never going to go to trial so)

"I-it's not because I like you or anything!"

"With world wide destruction a certain alternative, do I really have a choice?"

Hermann is playing down his feelings. Like “oh shit I let him know I care so I better do some serious damage control and make it seem like I’m only doing this because I have to.”

I spent an inordinate amount of time giggling over the second... (the first didn't work for me because on my first time I just... did too much enunciating and now it feels like a weird stretch to make it work out)

my sister just informed me that if you say “rise up lights” you’ll sound like an austrailian saying “razor blades” my life will never be the same

I'm throwing this up here because I want to know if anyone else remembers the brief period of time when sausage fortress was a thing to maybe five people tops and I was one of those people.

medic is not the worst doctor ever hes the wurst doctor ever