I'm Throwing This Up Here Because I Want To Know If Anyone Else Remembers The Brief Period Of Time When

I'm throwing this up here because I want to know if anyone else remembers the brief period of time when sausage fortress was a thing to maybe five people tops and I was one of those people.

medic is not the worst doctor ever hes the wurst doctor ever 

Caprese rolls! Have you ever been like, Man, I want a caprese salad so much but then you get home and you’re tired and you go like, ugh, forks? Who am I, Catherine de Medici? Caprese rolls may be for you! Put that fresh mozzarella, basil, and tomato in a lettuce leaf and bam! Caprese as a finger food! (Please don’t message me about Catherine de Medici arguing about whether or not she really invented the fork, it was a joke. P.S. She probably didn’t.)

Hawk Gambit. (although it's possible I'd wind up in Hawk Zero, it depends on who between me and my definitely-drift-compatible meatspace bestie determines our Jaeger's name)

I find it particularly funny because my brother is Eagle Rage. (our sister breaks the whole bird theme though)

I got something fun for you!

My Jaeger name is Spitfire Zero. :D

Dante and Virgil in the Gangsta’s Paradise

Dante and Virgil in Hell (1850), William-Adolphe Bouguereau / Gangsta’s Paradise, Coolio

Yes.

Tonights Gender of the Night is: Baphomet Schoolgirl