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I would like to add

"you know, i like making other delegates cry."

"so france would like to invade."

"i saw a someone try to strangle another person in the lok sabha committee." (yes the attempted strangling did happen)

"why are you arguing against gender equality?!" "because of my PORTFOLIO! my delegation country is sexist not me!" *everyone proceeds to gang up on said sexist delegation*

"actually, iran provided me all the questions with which to back that country in a corner when we ganged up on it." (fun lore: i was iran.)

things i've heard during model un

*someone with their phone on speaker* "where are you?" "buying jamba juice for india. we talked about this."

"we could afford a bus last year because we did some things that were a little shaky in terms of legality"

"we used to throw tea in the ocean to protest monopolies." "sarah for the last time you can't kill mark zuckerberg"

"i have a brilliant idea." *dramatic pause* "biological warfare"

"if you'd had millions of dollars extorted from you in the eighteen whatevers, you'd want to nuke france too"

"russia's just been sitting here. drinking a coffee. plotting world domination"

"the projector isn't working right now, so if you could turn the resolution into an original song and perform it live for us that'd be great."

"would anyone like to make a speech?" *person raises hand* "besides you"

*screaming and sirens start somewhere in the distance* "me too dude. me too"

"QUICK INDIA FORGE ME A CHECK"

"so how are the kids?" (to britain) *sniffs* "THEY'VE ALL ABANDONED ME"

*to the tune of "the jets"* "when you're korea your life can be tough / you get split down the middle"

"i've got that middle eastern dictator rizz" *finger guns*

This is Eman a Biotechnologist from Gaza. Asking for help is not easy. It's not easy at all. You have no idea how mentally and emotionally tiring this is. But when thinking that the price is my family's life, getting out of here safely and achieve my doctoral degree dream, it just pushes me more and more to do this until we reach our goal. I'm here as I try to reach out to more people asking for their help to support our family's campaign so we can survive while all you have to do is literally donating even by just the price of your morning coffee or maybe a simple breakfast, So I think I'm not asking for so much. We're really tired of living under these catastrophic conditions for a whole 10 months. We live a life you cannot bear watch it behind screens. Your generosity will not only change our lives but also remind us that even in our darkest hour, we are not alone.

we're all humans here, okay? help them as much as you can. be kind.

Please consider: Apollo trying to flirt with Rhea by singing sea shanties to her (mostly got this idea by listening to Star of the County Down while playing AC Black Flag)

okay that is. a very fun idea. sure why not.

apollo: THERE ONCE WAS A SHIP THAT WAS LOST AT SEA-

rhea, adorably confused: huh?

everyone else: he- she- is he... flirting? oh gods we're gonna have to hear this everyday until she realises.

poseidon: STAB, child.

triton, from behind: nooooo. not my other baby sister too.

to the beautiful writers that might see this, ao3 is currently being scrapped by an AI company called RIVD. this isn't your usual AI text scrapping, they are specifically targeting ao3 to feed their own AI / "tech-orientes" fanfiction site

their "takedown form" demands that you give them your full legal name and address. they do not say what they're doing with your personal details. there's no proof that this form works

until ao3 comes out with a proper statement or manages to lock their scrapped, just lock your fics for registered users

I love Matilda because it's a story about a child who sees injustice around her and gets mad about it and questions why things aren't fair, and instead of the ending being that she learns how the world works and that life isn't fair, she catapults one of the adults who abused her out of a building with her mind