Pjo Incorrect Quotes - Tumblr Posts

Percy: Shut up! *dolphin noises*

Leo: Shut up! *machine noises*

(The Seven + Nico & Will roadtrip) Pt. 1

Percy: *eats the last gummy worm*

Leo: Hey! That was mine!

Percy: Nuh-uh! It was BLUE! Blue is mine!

Leo: The whole package was blue!

Percy: Then the whole package was mine!

Leo: You’re supposed to share!

Percy & Leo: …..Annabeth!!!

Annabeth: Both of you SHUT UP or I will turn this car around!!

Roadtrip Masterlist

Pt. 1 Pt. 2 Pt. 3 Pt. 4

(The Seven + Nico & Will roadtrip) Pt. 2

Annabeth: What’s the exit number?

Piper (looking for a song): Eight.

Annabeth: We passed eight like eight miles ago.

Piper (looks up in horror): …..what?

Annabeth: It’s fine just tell me where I need to get off so we can turn around.

Piper: How am I supposed to know that?!

Annabeth: You have the map.

Piper: But I marked one route! Our route! I don’t know where we are!!

Annabeth: How do you not know?!

Piper: I’m not like Percy! I can’t see latitude and longitude lines when I’m lost!

Percy: That only happens in water.

Roadtrip Masterlist

Pt. 1 Pt. 2 Pt. 3 Pt. 4

(The Seven + Nico & Will road trip) Pt. 3

Annabeth: Everybody get ready to get out. We’re gonna use the bathroom and stretch our legs.

Leo: Thank the gods. I have to pee so so bad!

Nico: I’m gonna stay, I don’t need to go.

Will: You are getting out of the car. Doctor’s orders.

Nico: But I don’t need to go.

Will: I don’t care. You are going to try.

Nico (grumbling): Fine.

Trunk door opens.

Leo: Out of my way!

Leo jumps out and lands on his face.

Will & Percy: *wheezing*

Jason: Oh my gods! Leo are you okay?!

Leo: …..I don’t need to pee anymore.

Roadtrip Masterlist

Pt. 1 Pt. 2 Pt. 3 Pt. 4

(The Seven + Nico & Will roadtrip) Pt. 4

*Somewhere in Arizona*

Hazel: We should check out the Grand Canyon.

Jason, Leo, & Piper: No!!!

Roadtrip Masterlist

Pt. 1 Pt. 2 Pt. 3 Pt. 4

yet ANOTHER archer and the knight incorrect quote:

Apollo: going to pick up my wife from her murder trial.

Apollo: of course she did it. Why do you think I married her?

can't believe I never did this for my perpollo-

Apollo: I don't know what it's about crushes. Whenever I'm near mine, I always end up acting dumb.

Rhea, confused: Apollo, you're always acting dumb.

Apollo: Yeah, don't- don't think too much on it.

posted the newest installment of archer and the knight series. get ready for the rhea jackson character study. sorta.

please handle with care. there's trauma in it.

rhea: i need hugs and all i got is trauma. by the time i began to get hugs, i have started believing that i probably don't deserve hugs.

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rhea: *is feral* jason: *is also feral* both: best friends forever!!!

incorrect quote for archer and the knight that won't leave my mind

Rhea: Your shoelaces are untied, let me just fix that for you-

Apollo: *confusion* but I'm not wearing shoelaces??

Rhea: *gets down on one knee*

Rhea: *takes out a ring*

Rhea: Surprise, bitch.

bonus reaction:

Apollo: *on the verge of crying* yes, of- wait, that's the ring I was going to propose with!

Rhea: yeah, you left it on the bedside table where anyone could see it.

do I think the grishaverse au and the divorce au do not get the deserved appreciation as compared to my other perpollo works? yes. do i talk about it? not fucking enough.

alright so. in the near future, imagine rhea and her cousins from sally's side.

Rhea, opening the door to her apartment: hello people who do not live here.

Raj: hi

Rahul: hello

Riddhi: heyyyy

Rhea: I gave you that key for emergencies.

Riddhi: there was an emergency.

Rahul, holding up a packet: we were out of doritos.

Raj: *nods empathetically*

Please consider: Apollo trying to flirt with Rhea by singing sea shanties to her (mostly got this idea by listening to Star of the County Down while playing AC Black Flag)

okay that is. a very fun idea. sure why not.

apollo: THERE ONCE WAS A SHIP THAT WAS LOST AT SEA-

rhea, adorably confused: huh?

everyone else: he- she- is he... flirting? oh gods we're gonna have to hear this everyday until she realises.

poseidon: STAB, child.

triton, from behind: nooooo. not my other baby sister too.

chapter four of the hunger games x pjo au is here!! may i present to you: the games begin!

will: am i going to survive this? rhea: YES YOU BUFFOON will: i've only had gracie for a day, but if anything happened to her, i'd kill everyone in this room and then myself. me: tyrannical laughter.

chapter six of hunger games au is out!! there is exactly one (1) line of foreshadowing that i'm aware of.

will: i make decisions on the go. rhea: i'm begging you, DON'T will: they work sometimes rhea: SOMETIMES . will: i want to start unhealthy coping mechanisms. rhea: no. will: YOU do it. rhea: do not?? turn into??? me??? (the self-loathing is deep in this one)

chapter seven of hunger games au is out!!! and we finally see what is up with naomi, rhea, and apollo. sort of.

dead naomi: heart eyes rhea: sobbing heart eyes apollo: longing forlorn heart eyes will: guys what-

will: i will obnoxiously stuff self-care in you. rhea: you don't know how good i am at self-destructing, kiddo.

OR

chapter eight is out!!

hunger games x pjo au chapter nine is out! enjoy my crumb sprinkling.

perpollo: *troubled, pining, in love* also perpollo at each other: fuck you artemis: *exasperated and done with this shit TM*

chapter ten of the hunger games au along with new posting schedule is out!!

will: i see your orders, and i raise you 'i disobey the orders'. rhea, on the verge of tearing her hair out: NO-

per schedule, chapter eleven aka first chapter of part two of hunger games au is out now!

rhea: shaking, screaming, crying, on the verge of throwing up will, apollo, artemis: you want a hug? rhea, very much in need of a hug: nah, i'm good. apollo: hugs her anyway rhea: …okay. whispers to herself this is nice.

just remembered i should give you all the hunger games au playlist or, as @scarlet-sam-chaos called it, "background music to the tears."