I Hate This Little Creature [ I Want To Kick Him Down A Flight Of Stairs ]

i hate this little creature [ i want to kick him down a flight of stairs ]

You Know THIS guy?

Like to lock him in the basement of his son’s vacation house.

Reblog to bludgeon him to death with Dark Cacao’s sword.

Do both to dunk him into shark filled water…

And reply to set him ablaze with Pitaya Dragon Cookie.

The Thing 1982 reference goes CRAZY

I dont think dark cacao is too happy

Also wtf is up with that sugar gnome?? 😭

(Storyboards from the cancelled cookie run animated series)

on god LMAO

Dark Cacao looks like he’d make this whole massive speech on heroism and keeping his kingdom and people safe, and then struggle to use emojis on his iphone 5S like 5 minutes later

ALMOND COOKIE HEADCANONS!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

His coat has many coffee stains, he tries to wash them off but some of the stains still remain.

He’d definitely be that one person to wear like a summer fit when it’s literally freezing outside.

Almond would be a ticklish guy, he’d try to hide it but like that’s the easiest way you could make him laugh if you can manage to tickle him.

If almond ever had a social media I feel like half of his dms would be random people sending him dumb things specifically images like the uh “you obviously don’t own an air fryer” or they’d do that thing where they message him everyday with a request like those “day 1 of asking almond to ____”

Almond is very hard on himself, often feeling very disappointed or frustrated if he isn’t able to do something right or how it was needed. Like trying to chase down a criminal, if he’s unable to catch them he’ll go back home feeling ashamed that he wasn’t able to catch them. Usually taking the huge fault at something if it doesn’t go right.

Almond definitely has a sweet tooth but he denies it all the time, if you have any bowl or candy left unintended you’ll probably find that some of it is missing sooner or later. (he would definitely snag a few candies from walnut’s candy basket after Halloween..)

Almond has been caught in the act of trying to act as the tooth fairy, halfway trying to swap out a tooth from walnut she woke up and saw him.

Almond would have to be extra careful on April Fools day because of a certain two cookies,,,(Roguefort and Walnut but mostly Roguefort) they would be pranking Almond all day. Walnut would try to pull classic harmless pranks on Almond half of them would be obvious pranks but almond would still pretend to fall for them just to see Walnut happy. Honestly Almond would probably be the target of many on April Fools Day,,

Batman enjoyer as a kid and still enjoys it now in present time, he’d probably use some quotes from Batman and like say them infront of walnut just for fun. Also a Robin enjoyer too.

Almond probably gets asked very often why his sweater is so big, I don’t think he knows why..

Almond seems like the type of dad to not want a pet but then literally when they finally do he’s like bestest friends with the pet, literally Inseparable.

He is a sleepwalker, he’ll randomly wake up in the middle of the night sometimes and find himself in a whole new spot.

Cat Babytalker forsure, Walnut walked in on him doing this once and he begged for her to just keep it between the two of them. NOBODY KNOWS EXECPT WALNUT, NOBODYYYYY. Some people have their suspicions though.

Almond would randomly say something you’d hear from a detective movie, if the time was right ofcourse. People would definitely laugh at him for this because he’d usually say it in the most serious tone ever. I also think Walnut and Almond would have a small inside joke on this, where randomly they’d both say something of that sort and just go along with it.

I feel like almond could have the most sweetest smile but have the most coldest stare also, like despite him being more serious most of the time he’d never be like cruel or whatever. His face expression would usually just look like serious or just typical but he could have like a super cold expression if he wanted too, there’d definitely be a difference

This dude definitely snores, his nose has to be messed up or something. Probably from falling so many times onto his face or some other things, MANY THINGS COULDVE CAUSED THIS.

He has one of those mugs that are like “Worlds #1 Dad” or “Worlds #1 Dadtective” he would atleast have ONE of these mugs from a Fathers Day Present (Walnut gave it to him and it’s his favorite mug, he always uses it)

He has dressed up as Batman for Halloween once when he was a kid, it was his favorite costume when he was younger. But now looking back at the photo almond can’t believe that he walked around in that costume (it was bad) He has a photo of it and only a few people have seen it, or so that’s what Almond thinks (many people have seen it)

I’d say there’s like a good handful or more of people (most likely being any co-workers he has or friends) that just don’t take him seriously at all. I can imagine almond being in the middle of explaining something and someone just goes “Okay Dragon Arrester” (nobody is ever letting that go)

Nail biter (this one is short I KNOW)

He would be able to do the most randomest things but also not be able to do the most randomest things if that makes sense,,,like for example ‘ya Ik how to bake a cake but I can’t make eggs’

//I’ve never done this before I had fun writing these Headcanons lol!! Ty for reading! (*^▽^*) <3//

no bc this show is even lower quality than shit scraped out of a burger king dumpster

lolz