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what I got from the newest crk trailer

lord the peasants are so loud today

OH MY GOD ?? BRO IS COOKED

IF SHE SENSES MYSTIC FLOUR COOKIE-!!!!

Like???? It has to mystic flour cookie???

Looks like she's about to break out!

die french

The Thing 1982 reference goes CRAZY

I dont think dark cacao is too happy

Also wtf is up with that sugar gnome?? 😭

(Storyboards from the cancelled cookie run animated series)

live footage of dark cacao challenging stormbringer

WAIT WHAT

APPARENTLY "I loathe the Darkness… It stole that which is most precious to me…" IS A DARK CACAO QUOTE AND I AM BALLING MY EYES OUT RN SOBS HIS SONNNNN HIS SON IS WHAT IS MOST PRECIOUS TO HIMMM WAAAAAAAAAAAA

on god LMAO

Dark Cacao looks like he’d make this whole massive speech on heroism and keeping his kingdom and people safe, and then struggle to use emojis on his iphone 5S like 5 minutes later

no honestly though </3

I was thinking about what it meant by "heavier then it seems" and I searched up what a heavy soul means and-

well damn man, they could have just said he was depressed-

bro :(( poor kiddo

so there was a new cr comic that basically showed crepe's parents being negligent (they left their brand new BABY behind and under the care of a wafflebot nanny in order to research magichanical engineering) and it made me:

1. redesign their younger ver.

2. REWRITE the backstory i made up for them

anyway, i think they were a pretty sad child. (they still are, but they're better at hiding it so they don't seem weak!)

So I kinda want to discuss the Crunchy Dreams Version of the White Pearl story as... I've been seeing people say its different than what really happened, but really I don't think the differences lie where people think they do.

According to the bedtime story Oyster was told as a girl, the mermaid found the cookie dying of thirst and hunger on a shore. She approached, despite being warned not to, and fell in love instantly. She thereafter offered her pearl to them as a sign of attachment.

The two big differences that jump out are a. this beach was not where the two of them met and b. Lord Oyster didn't find himself shipwrecked after setting off on his own. But the reasons for giving the pearl remain the same.

... and in fact this version of meeting Pearl makes Lord Oyster look /better/. The idea they instantly fell in love, rather than what really happened (he met her while she was a a hostage on a ship he was on) removes the baggage of their meeting.

It also frames her as falling for him first when he was intrigued by her before she ever returned feelings; looking at her and asking for stories long before he began trying to help her escape.

Any way I look at this, the current changes to their narrative serve to in fact make the story she was told as a child more palatable rather than serve to make the audience think he was an asshole than he was in reality.

i hate this little creature [ i want to kick him down a flight of stairs ]

You Know THIS guy?

Like to lock him in the basement of his son’s vacation house.

Reblog to bludgeon him to death with Dark Cacao’s sword.

Do both to dunk him into shark filled water…

And reply to set him ablaze with Pitaya Dragon Cookie.

I’m back in the mood for Minecraft, starting with some Elytra designs based off of bug wings

omg devsis invented ace attorney

Part 1 of big "how to chibi-fy this flower????" guide is here!!! 🥰

ALMOND COOKIE HEADCANONS!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

His coat has many coffee stains, he tries to wash them off but some of the stains still remain.

He’d definitely be that one person to wear like a summer fit when it’s literally freezing outside.

Almond would be a ticklish guy, he’d try to hide it but like that’s the easiest way you could make him laugh if you can manage to tickle him.

If almond ever had a social media I feel like half of his dms would be random people sending him dumb things specifically images like the uh “you obviously don’t own an air fryer” or they’d do that thing where they message him everyday with a request like those “day 1 of asking almond to ____”

Almond is very hard on himself, often feeling very disappointed or frustrated if he isn’t able to do something right or how it was needed. Like trying to chase down a criminal, if he’s unable to catch them he’ll go back home feeling ashamed that he wasn’t able to catch them. Usually taking the huge fault at something if it doesn’t go right.

Almond definitely has a sweet tooth but he denies it all the time, if you have any bowl or candy left unintended you’ll probably find that some of it is missing sooner or later. (he would definitely snag a few candies from walnut’s candy basket after Halloween..)

Almond has been caught in the act of trying to act as the tooth fairy, halfway trying to swap out a tooth from walnut she woke up and saw him.

Almond would have to be extra careful on April Fools day because of a certain two cookies,,,(Roguefort and Walnut but mostly Roguefort) they would be pranking Almond all day. Walnut would try to pull classic harmless pranks on Almond half of them would be obvious pranks but almond would still pretend to fall for them just to see Walnut happy. Honestly Almond would probably be the target of many on April Fools Day,,

Batman enjoyer as a kid and still enjoys it now in present time, he’d probably use some quotes from Batman and like say them infront of walnut just for fun. Also a Robin enjoyer too.

Almond probably gets asked very often why his sweater is so big, I don’t think he knows why..

Almond seems like the type of dad to not want a pet but then literally when they finally do he’s like bestest friends with the pet, literally Inseparable.

He is a sleepwalker, he’ll randomly wake up in the middle of the night sometimes and find himself in a whole new spot.

Cat Babytalker forsure, Walnut walked in on him doing this once and he begged for her to just keep it between the two of them. NOBODY KNOWS EXECPT WALNUT, NOBODYYYYY. Some people have their suspicions though.

Almond would randomly say something you’d hear from a detective movie, if the time was right ofcourse. People would definitely laugh at him for this because he’d usually say it in the most serious tone ever. I also think Walnut and Almond would have a small inside joke on this, where randomly they’d both say something of that sort and just go along with it.

I feel like almond could have the most sweetest smile but have the most coldest stare also, like despite him being more serious most of the time he’d never be like cruel or whatever. His face expression would usually just look like serious or just typical but he could have like a super cold expression if he wanted too, there’d definitely be a difference

This dude definitely snores, his nose has to be messed up or something. Probably from falling so many times onto his face or some other things, MANY THINGS COULDVE CAUSED THIS.

He has one of those mugs that are like “Worlds #1 Dad” or “Worlds #1 Dadtective” he would atleast have ONE of these mugs from a Fathers Day Present (Walnut gave it to him and it’s his favorite mug, he always uses it)

He has dressed up as Batman for Halloween once when he was a kid, it was his favorite costume when he was younger. But now looking back at the photo almond can’t believe that he walked around in that costume (it was bad) He has a photo of it and only a few people have seen it, or so that’s what Almond thinks (many people have seen it)

I’d say there’s like a good handful or more of people (most likely being any co-workers he has or friends) that just don’t take him seriously at all. I can imagine almond being in the middle of explaining something and someone just goes “Okay Dragon Arrester” (nobody is ever letting that go)

Nail biter (this one is short I KNOW)

He would be able to do the most randomest things but also not be able to do the most randomest things if that makes sense,,,like for example ‘ya Ik how to bake a cake but I can’t make eggs’

//I’ve never done this before I had fun writing these Headcanons lol!! Ty for reading! (*^▽^*) <3//

this man - 😭 <3

I also made an Ovenbreak Dark Cacao Cookie, since for a bit I’ve been curious how the Ancients would play if they were in Ovenbreak, and after that last drawing I thought “eh why not?”

This took me nearly two hours, that armor was so complicated to draw

😭 *

Undercover gone wrong haha 😂 ⛓️ ☕️

Based off this meme now

The choice of a sunflower is definitely intentional. Flower meanings are really hard to precisely pin down, there’s just about no one solid “meaning” a flower can have, even in just one particular country.

So I would interpret the sunflower, a flower which literally means “flower that looks at the sun” in Korean, as a symbol of hope and looking towards a bright future.

As in, this sunflower is the symbol of Cacao and Choco’s current status towards each other in the story.

They’re apart, but they know that things will get better from now on.

This is also the message that’s being conveyed by Cacao and Choco’s fortune cookie advices.

“Sometimes, time is the only solution. Have patience.”

“Your wandering is over. Time to figure out what comes next.”

Things haven’t always been the way they are now. It’s Dark Enchantress (White Lily)’s war that tore them apart from each other. When they defeat her, they will be able to make up for all the lost years… And reach a bright tomorrow.

no bc this show is even lower quality than shit scraped out of a burger king dumpster

lolz