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My ideal murderbot tv series would need 5 screens to watch. I want 7 different inputs playing at all times. You only see murderbot in reflections of its own video feed. I want Sanctuary Moon playing in the background 60% of the time there's always a performance reliability measure in the corner. There's 30 input feeds from its bots. Yeah murderbot is talking to Ratthi but also a really juicy part of Sanctuary moon is playing at the same time.
cannot get over how ART had one of the most iconic character introductions of all time. in the span of 100 pages and a few weeks, it was like hey. if you mess with me i'll squash you like a bug. check out how i'm 10,000 times more powerful than you. wanna watch tv together? ah FUCK my tv blorbo died. what do you mean you won't tell me all the secrets of your dark past. can i do some surgery on you? do you need me to blow anything up? let me hijack your brain for a couple seconds. ok that went great! here's my number in case you ever need it
Sometimes a family is a new hire, his snarky ex, the nepotism hire desperately trying to climb the ladder, the No Fun Allowed manager, the guy who just left for a better job, a tortured IT manager and three text to speech voices from an ancient and incredibly cursed piece software.
sorry about your boyfriend. yeah he’s trapped in windows 95. you are also trapped in windows 95
the "i'll believe it when i can download it" duo
tragedy enjoyers when their favourite characters are brutally killed in a completely avoidable scenario of their own creation
No one wants to work anymore. All kids these days want is to physically transform into animals. Bones cracking, breaking, splintering apart, stitching together into exhilaratingly new shapes. Hair, all kinds hair, various fluids and oils and whatnot. Ragged-lip maws dripping with alien teeth, crowning in teething agony like the birth of an infant god. Gore-streaked visages howling in pagan delight by the pale light of the moon, etc. No work ethic. He who makes a beast of himself takes away the pain of clocking in tomorrow
I got my meds rejoice
dancing lessons! have to pass the time at camp somehow 💃
i cant recall this information without laughing
Are you from YEG?
Nope. Username's just based on an old inside joke :)
Puts more Pathologic on your Timeline
Completely heartbroken I couldn't come up with a new title for changeling. 'Changling deez nuts' might have to do
yeah I know I missed the whole pathologic in autumn thing but whatever