Me Right Now

me right now

Me this morning: Going to be productive today, friends! Going to go outside, touch some grass, do some things! Feeling good!

My uterus: Oh, I'm so sorry, did you have plans today? Whoopsies! My bad, sis! Is there any way you could fit some blood, severe pain, vomiting, and uncontrollable sobbing into your schedule?

This is awesome, I guess I have Gay Premium now? :D

IF YOU REBLOG THIS, IT WILL TURN YOU GAY.

this is my Bildaddy art.

it's great, shush.

I'd do anything for her tbh

fem presenting loki!

Ouch-

i just fucking realized a parallel IM GOING TO THROW UP

when mobius goes to loki in his torture memory w sif, mobius asks “what are you doing?” and loki responds “passing the time”

so when mobius says “think i’ll just stay here for a bit. let time pass” IS HE INSINUATING THAT THIS WHOLE THING IS LIKE HIS FUCKING TORTURE MEMORY . ARE YOU KIDDING ME.

sally jackson: the ultimate MILF

Virginia Kull (Sally Jackson) at the premiere for ‘Percy Jackson and the Olympians’

I love this concept with all my heart

In the days Loki was king, well, as Odin, he felt the struggles of ruling. When he wasn’t writing plays, he had to make sure the people were surviving.

Very boring task.

But he loved it. He loved these people. They had never hated him. Not like…

He liked to think he was a good king. Even if they didn’t know it was him.

The days were busy but the nights were beautiful. The stars of other galaxies filled the sky. Asgard might rule but they knew nothing of the beauty and wonder of the universe.

Loki and Thor had often said they would travel together. See the stars that they had to memorize for their study’s.

Late at night, when the rest of the kingdom was asleep, Loki sat outside. In his own skin. And he looked at the stars. Dreamed of impossible things. Sometimes he would conjure an image of his mother and talked to her. Sometimes his brother but mostly mum.

Mother had taught him witch magic. Some of that magic was magic concerning the future. Every so often he would look. Small glimpses here and there, but enough to make him feel… peace. The glimpses were always strange.

Thor and him working together, saving Asgard from something terrible, together. Once Loki saw a kind, gray haired man. Loki’s pretty sure that he loves the man a lot.

The glimpses aren’t all happy though.

Something dark was coming. Something evil, destructive, dark was on its way. In a few years, Asgard would be gone. Loki wasn’t sure how, but it would happen.

Loki would never admit this to anyone but he was scared. He loved these people and this place. He never hated Asgard. He hated Odin. Sometimes Thor but never Asgard, never the people. He never wanted them get hurt.

But they would. He knew this. He might as well keep trying to make them comfortable. And safe. For a bit at least.

Maybe Thor would be proud of him then.