Yeah But He Doesn't Like That Angle

Yeah but he doesn't like that angle

Now we just need Aryan to do a .5

and there's Thalia, who did the same thing, but met a pinecone's fate smh 😔

Sally: *sacrifices herself so her son can run to safety, completely willing to die at the hands of a massive monster, but saved last-minute by a Big-Three ex machina*

Percy: *sacrifices himself so his friends can run to safety, completely willing to die at the hands of a massive monster, but saved last-minute by a Big-Three ex machina*

Me: So I’m sensing a pattern here

DID KELEIGH SAY “SHUT YOUR MOUTH” OMG

me @ golden globes

Oh, for…somebody’s sake, I just realized: the reason that Crowley hasn’t told Aziraphale that he lost his flat is so that he can’t be invited to live at the bookshop — because if a demon lived there, then Hell’s agents could pop in and out as they pleased, just like they did with the flat. And the Bentley, until the angel asserted a claim over that, too.

Crowley flat-out tells Shax that he can’t invite her into the shop. “Not, technically, something I can do,” he says. She wouldn’t need an invitation at all if he lived there, would she?

Okay, but has anyone mentioned yet that Grover is also a vegetarian so when he says “Thanks for the emotional abuse and the cheeseburgers,” he’s like doubling down on Ares’ shittiness?? Ares even mentions how practically all satyrs are vegetarian or vegan when he said all they do is eat tofu. I bet when Grover said that at the end, he was cursing him out so thoroughly on his head, Ares could hear it. “Thanks for the emotional abuse and cheeseburgers you @&!$ing $!@? and you didn’t even get a %£#!ing salad. Oooo you got a big &$%! plate of fries? Whoop-dee &!#@ing doo!! What kind of #&*!ing god are you? A piss poor @#!$ing !%@$ one. Athena’s owl my €@%#.” That’s probably why Ares didn’t bother with the paper towels.