EXCUSE ME EXCUSE ME CAN I PLEASE BITE A CHUNK OUTTA THAT ASS ARFARFARFARFARFARFARF

EXCUSE ME EXCUSE ME CAN I PLEASE BITE A CHUNK OUTTA THAT ASS ARFARFARFARFARFARFARF

hello rabid arcade fans (me im one of them)

im gonna eat him uppp bro

Also Vulpes wouldn’t be insanely buff or whatever because the only people that would be “insanely buff” (not even they’re still starving) would be Legionaries and his entire goal is to NOT look like a legionary. He would have an average body, if slightly skinny due to the chronic malnutrition that is rampant through the entire wasteland. Sorry.

I see a lot of posts protesting how Arcade is turned into a twink and that's the noblest cause... But similarly also I have been (privately) protesting people making Vulpes a twink ?! I know this is caping for the honor of a genocidal murderer but come on. Everyone brings up the fact that he's probably 5'7 but short men (that isn't even short omg) shouldn't be twinkified eiher just for being short........Also please he's Legion you know they have fascistic training regimes and are hardcore eugenicists they wouldn't let a twink into their ranks unless they were scrapping the barrel for more cannon fodder.

anyways that's why you should draw him with skull-crushing thighs.

Is the clap of not twink Vulpes's ass alerting the guards king 🧍‍♂️

His ass is so flat if you slapped it his body would take a screenshot, it’s not alerting anyone

I love you and your art

"boone is 26 he should be at the club" the only thing craigory boonejamin is bringing to the club is an unsettling aura and noise cancelling headphones. he mimes reloading guns on the dancefloor and has a meltdown in the bathroom later. be so fr right now

HELLPPPP NO WAY

“Teehee Vulpes Inculta loves (insert trans courier)” look man I’m all for headcanons but this is the SAME MF in a facist death cult who hates women. Big emphasis on HATES WOMEN

If you were ftm he’d be like “erm 🐕🧐🤓 WOMEN can’t be men… they’re so WEAK…” and if you were mtf he’d be like “why would a MAN want to be a women? This weakness shouldn’t be tolerated…🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🐕”

I see a lot of posts protesting how Arcade is turned into a twink and that's the noblest cause... But similarly also I have been (privately) protesting people making Vulpes a twink ?! I know this is caping for the honor of a genocidal murderer but come on. Everyone brings up the fact that he's probably 5'7 but short men (that isn't even short omg) shouldn't be twinkified eiher just for being short........Also please he's Legion you know they have fascistic training regimes and are hardcore eugenicists they wouldn't let a twink into their ranks unless they were scrapping the barrel for more cannon fodder.

anyways that's why you should draw him with skull-crushing thighs.