@doodlingwren 's Addition Was Too Good To Pass Up On

@doodlingwren 's addition was too good to pass up on <3 (see below the cut). See alt for translation!

Consider it an addition to my August event's entry

Bonus:

man if I gotta write bad fics, it should at least be easy! But it’s not! It is also hard to write this bad fic

My attention is still drawn to the bar list that Daishinkan has been replenishing, using classifications and drink names, for…I wonder how long? Billions-millions of years?

I mean, whom before mortals, was the name of alcohol “beer” and “vodka” coined?? Did other universes and other species, especially aliens, come up with similar names? (Because if, let's just say, , if, say, angels appeared before the origin of life in the universes, where did the names of the drinks come from? Were they invented by other multiverses and shared with each other? Or if it's simpler - angels appeared after that origin of mortals in the universes, mortal came up with the alcohol itself and variations of names, and Daishinkan took the ideas from there?)

Or is Zeno so Omniscient and Omnipresent that he uses his powers to suggest a name for the next angel child? Literally, “Oh, I looked into the far future and someone came up with a thing called "Mojito" and "Champagne,” and the priest is like “O, cool.”

Just means that the name of alcohol wasn't just invented on Earth?

Very likely billions of years, the bar menu is very old, but always updated. To me, that the angels came first before mortals (personal preference) and they are not named by Earth’s drinks, rather that the Earth’s alcoholic drinks were named after the angels themselves. I will explain this headcanon more, whenever Beerus had a long nap, Whis travelled on Earth in disguise and named the newly created alcoholic drinks after his siblings and the destroyers. So whenever an angel and destroyer came over, Whis had them try the alcoholic drinks and they figure out what drinks named after them, Whis thinks it’s amusing which Kus, Awamo, Vados and Cukatail share the sentiment and likes the drinks named after them, others however, much less so. But Daishinkan and Grand Zeno thinks Whis’ little prank is great

Alcoholic drinks in different universes got different names, most are not related to each other in etymology or word origins, maybe more in the twin universes where shared drinks may occur naturally or by trade. Some drinks kept their name from their origin names even after multi-trading in different universes (like alcoholic drinks named after a specific place/planet)

Zeno got good foresight like in TOP saga so if he sees a name in the future, he will say it.

Daishinkan to Merus

This is definitely Heles' song 💗

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