Blaise Zabini Appreciation Post

Blaise Zabini appreciation post

For being the backbone of the slytherin guys. For dealing with Draco and Theo’s bullshit. For supporting and helping Draco through 6th year. For being one of Theo’s closet friends. Blaise deserves more hype.

I would also like to add that he is welcome to rail me any day. 

Body language is completely unique to every single individual person and the science of body language is almost if not completely unreliable and if I have to listen to one more person claim they can “read” me by my body language I’m gonna flip.

MULTIPLE people in my life have told me they can “tell” I’m “self conscious” because I look at my feet when I walk and they say it like they want me to open up about some social insecurities, like I have some wall they’re about to break down and we’ll have a moment

And I tell them the same truth every single time:

As a kid we had two MASSIVE Holly trees in the backyard and my dad and my uncle, both well meaning but perhaps poor planners, said “yes a great place for a swing set is directly beneath those.”

So they built it there and the issue is that entire section of yard was a Minefield of dried Holly leaves with one final mission before they became dirt which was to Stab themselves into a child’s foot

And being that my siblings and I had some feral rage aversion to wearing shoes, we took to running to the swings on our tiptoes, staring at the ground for the leaves

And to this DAY I still look at the ground when I walk out of habit formed by a decade of that

And NO body language guide and NO BBC Sherlock wannabe would EVER source that

no offense but ur extremely cute and u matter a lot

the reason sasunaru never became canon is because sasuke knew if he confessed he would be sent to ultra hell and then who would be here to secretly love naruto?? gaara??? as if sasuke would let that happen.

The only positive to either of these shows not ending in a gay romance, is that Naruto and Sherlock show a friendship can have a stronger bond than a romance or even a marriage.

Hermione: Did you know that people who spend large amounts of time online tend to be more focused on themselves than on others?

Draco: *scoffs* I don’t need technology to be self-centered.