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Yup like narusasu has so much build up love,tears,panic attacks Naruto literally looked at a shooting star clutched his heart and thinking of Sasuke. Naruto didn't even know who hinata was except for the one time she gave him a balm and then went back to stalking him and so they have to go on and make a whole ass movie to have the ship make sense p.s. it still don't . It has a very shitty plot except for maybe sasuke and even for a 5 second cameo they get his appearance wrong like the whole movie is about Sakura telling Naruto to like hinata like he like ramen so that she can somehow snag sasuke for herself who probably dated her because:-

A. Naruto was unavailable and,

B. Because of his guilt for trying to kill her(even though she tried to kill him first).

Like even in the b*ruto they are so dysfunctional sasuke has gone out to get milk right after his daughter is born and Naruto would rather count chunin headbands even when shikamaru offer to do it himself then go meet his family and then ran of to meet sasuke leaving a shadow clone behind as soon as he get the chance and also him sleeping on the couch like you have a wife,a master bed and everything and you sleep on a damn COUCH and don't even get me started on how he could just make shadow clone and spend time with his family but nooo he send the shadow clone to his family while he I don't know suck sasuke dick or something . And then people be like but Naruto saw hinata dance in the waterfall and was attracted to her . Bullshit hinata has like one the most recognisable hair style of all time and even if Naruto is an idiot he is also pretty observant you are telling me Naruto could not figure out a girl around the same age as him with the same hair style as hinata while he was traveling with her it didn't hit him at all that she can be the girl near waterfall,while if sasuke is in a 400 mile radius of Naruto his sasuke sense starts to tingle. Sure and Naruhina just radiates love 🙄 . The only reason it is even canon is because they killed Neji. They have to massacre my best boy neji to get their ship. Imagine how objectively bad a ship has to be to kill a major character just so it could sail.

And then there is the mistake called B*ruto

It's the worst at this point just name it filler.Why even bother with the canon if none of it is canon since kishimoto didn't write it .That's right people kishimoto supervises it and his condition for doing so is to put out only one one chapter per month (bless his heart) . And where do I even start on the anime the animation is the quality of a moving png with little nuggets of good editing when Naruto is on screen ,the character design is garbage Naruto looks like he wants to talk to the manager , garra looks like a 30 year old Sunday school teacher, tsunade lost her 106, hinata lost her 69 probably and don't even get me started on what they did to best girl Anko .Honestly the fact that b*ruto is just orochimarus fever dream looks more real each passing day . And they just have to go and kill kurama, have sasuke rinnagan become rinnagone and they couldn't even think of anything creative like him sacrifice it to save them oh no no sasuke the shinobi with objectively the most fast reflexes in the shinobi world didn't saw a whole ass boy running to stab his eyes out and all of that for what to make the old generation look pathetic and weak so that the younger generation can shine 🤮.And even then they just use ninja tools and otsutsuki seals not real practice or anything required.

Neji didn't died so that this living disgrace known as b*ruto can be born kishimoto is really milking it as in "you want to sink my ship ok I will help write a show so so bad you bitches would be begging me to tell you that they are in the infinite tsukoyomi .You want to clown on my creation for money well let me see how much ton of hate I can get you just for the audacity". B*ruto is gonna be destroyed by Naruto fans and I'm all in for it.

Author's note - English is not my first language and I typed it out on my phone so please don't criticise my grammar too much

P.S. To anyone reading this far you are beautiful and deserve the world good day to all of you

I love how you can find every wholesome ship dynamics ever created in sns like

Sun ☀️ and moon🌙 ✅

Friends to lovers ✅

Enemy's to friends to lovers ✅

Best friends to lovers ✅

Orange 🧡 and purple 💜 ✅

Lots of energy and no energy✅

Extrovert and introvert ✅

Feral and unhinged ✅

Feel free to tell me if any more troops can be found and as usual if you are reading this you are beautiful and will have a great day today .

am i more than you bargained for yet?

everyone: sasuke is a missing nin who commited mass murder he needs to be eliminated

naruto: Sasuke💖💖I’ll bring you ✨💖back💅💅 home 💖💖 and so we can👉👈 be a ❤️team❤️together ✨💕again💕✨

dont know why ppl accuse us abt spinning everything abt sns as if naruto wasnt literally being eaten by a snake once and thinking “i have to get out so i can see 💘💘💘sasuke💘💘💘 again……..💕…..i have to prove myself to him…”

"What's a soulmate?"

“It’s a… well, it’s like a best friend but more.

It’s the one person in the world, who knows you better than anyone else.

It’s someone who makes you a better person.

Actually they don’t make you a better person, you do that yourself because they inspire you.

A soulmate is someone who you carry with you forever.

It’s the one person who knew you and accepted you and believed in you before anyone else did,

or when no one else would.

And no matter what happens, they’ll always love you.

Nothing can ever change that.“

[insp]

the reason sasunaru never became canon is because sasuke knew if he confessed he would be sent to ultra hell and then who would be here to secretly love naruto?? gaara??? as if sasuke would let that happen.

Name this mother fucker Sasuke enthusiasts.

I'll go first, Jack Michel. Michael Jackson's crackhead cousin.

I won't tell you how I found this it involves copious amounts of YouTube Poops.

Kakashi: Ok. Now here's a real list of what it's wrong with you

Sakura: it's alfabetized

Kakashi: And on both sides too

Naruto: No

Naruto; Here’s a list of things that are wrong with you.

Sasuke; there’s nothing on it

Naruto; I know.

Do you think Naruto loved Sakura in shipudden? When Sai said "You already confessed to her?" Naruto replied, "How can I?”. I just do not believe that he loved Sakura in shippudden, although I CONSTANTLY thought about Sasuke and everything else that he did for him

NARUTO & SAKURA’S BOND - NARUTO’S SEXUALITY 

I should have known that Naruto is a person who never have any shallow feelings on anyone... He always feels strongly about everyone and everything. Probably I underestimated him or I was deliberately lead to underestimate him...

[[Disclaimer: Lengthyyyyyyyy and Panel-heavy Post.... Read at your best time]]

If any of you who have been following me from the beginning must have known that I've always said that "Naruto had a puppy crush on her but got over it by the END OF part 1".... Meaning, I took every interaction between them as Naruto trying to court with her because of his shallow crush.... But the truth is The Word Shallow and Naruto doesn’t go well together... Because Naruto always tried to create strong bonds with strong reason...

My interpretation was that,

Naruto got over that crush with Sakura after this scene and got serious about Sasuke... You know.... Something like Realizing the True Love only when it leaves us... But I was very sure that Part 2 NaruSaku thing was all for Fun... I mean, never once, I felt their interactions were Romantic...That's what I really thought all the time!!!!

I painfully scrolled through my old asks and found this 2 interesting Answers..... On which you can see my perspective about NaruSaku before couple of months.

This Ask is about SNS shippers supporting NaruSaku as an alternate hetero ship... And my general overview of NaruSaku in Part 2. LOL... It looks super funny now... Because I genuinely thought Kishimoto didn't pair up Sakura with Naruto because of her bad popularity... It was my 2nd Ask response

This Ask is about Naruto's dejected reaction towards Sakura hugging Sasuke in the hospital and the above panel I attached here.... Was it for Sasuke or Sakura???.... LOLOL.... I really thought both the reactions were for Sakura.... [[My Answer now.... The reaction Naruto gave was for Sasuke only... It was never for Sakura]]

So, you see... My opinion has changed a lot very recently because of the types of Asks I got which was mostly about NaruSaku these days and that made me to question a lot of things... But what's really shocking was that NaruSaku really made me question Naruto's Sexuality!!!!! As you all know, I don't talk about Sexuality in any of my posts... Because of two reasons 1.) I am not a suitable person to talk about it... 2.) I thought 'Love is Love'... Since Naruto and Sasuke loves each other, that's enough. 

But Kishimoto has employed so much details into their interaction which has every possibility to consider them as Romance if you only view them through Heteronormative Lens. But when you look at them with an Objective Lens with no bias... Then you can notice some nuances Kishi has splashed everywhere which was very intentional and structured!!! [[Which he doesn't have to do in the first place.... I mean these nuances are greater than any of our SNS moments... Even greater than VoTE1 stare or “I’ll die with you” kind of moments]]

And why all of a sudden I changed my opinion???? Because I never questioned the nature of NaruSaku’s bond before. I didn't notice the nuances like I did for SS and NH... because they became canon!!!! That's why you could notice me debunking all of the SS, NH shit theories, parallels and analysis and stuffs... For NaruSaku I never bothered to delve deep. But now that I did... I changed my previous opinion.

This doesn't necessarily cover Part 2 alone... I brought most of the Part 1 incidents as well.... Few days ago, I made this post about Part 1 NaruSaku Love.

ATTRACTION

In Shounen, It's very easy to put a boy drooling over a Girl's beauty and Vice versa. For example, Sakura, Karin, Ino going heart eyed over Sasuke... Jiraiya sizing up Tsunade's prospects and many more...

Now, The very first scene Naruto and Sakura shared was a Talk about their appearance. Sakura being a mature woman (atleast in this aspect) can admire Naruto’s body build....

Whereas when Naruto was asked "Am I a bit Womanly?"

"You look Fine!!! You haven't changed at all!!" ...... 

Uhhh.... Atleast Jiraiya gets what Sakura really meant by.... but Naruto couldn't!!!! I mean, Isn't it very easy for Kishimoto to put, "You are as beautiful as always, Sakura-Chan!!"... It's totally an heteronormative thing, isn't it???. I mean if Sasuke was asked this question and if he responded like this... It's totally fine and understandable. Naruto was someone who could make Oiroke no Jutsu with Perfect Hip, Waist, Chest measurements.... How could he not admire her looks????

Whereas,

Naruto was not even Angry when Sai called her literally Ugly. He just sat down like it was nothing. And it was not the only time, he did this!!!

I know all of these scenes were passed off as comedy... Well, once or twice is okay.... Why 4 times??? Somewhat Kishimoto always finds a way to remark about Sakura's appearance in front of Naruto and Naruto never react angry or heart-eyed.... He didn't find her growth to be "Womanly".... 

In Short... He is not attracted to her Beauty.

Well, the popular answer you can draw from NH or NS fans is that Naruto is Oblivious about such things...

If he was really Oblivious about admiring someone's appearance...

Naruto said he hated Sasuke when he was 12 because he acted like he was so cool...

How come Naruto can admire Sasuke’s looks after Maturity, here????

The word he used here is  カッコイイ – Kakko i - Cool, Handsome, Good-Looking.

Yeah, I get what you all are thinking now.... A man can admire another man’s look without being Gay. I know it. I even call my sister Pretty... I remarked my Dad’s Appearance as Handsome when I was looking at his pictures which was taken when he was in his 20′s... It doesn’t mean anything to admire someone’s beauty. 

But why Naruto is Panicking here???? A Back-tracking behaviour... As if he said something he doesn’t want to but he said it anyway and now he feels really ashamed... 

I never back-tracked when I was remarking about my Dad’s appearance, I was bold and openly admiring him and it was not awkward at all. And what’s more??? How can Naruto finds Sasuke as Cooler than Sai, but not find anything different with Sakura’s womanly appearance??? Instead he wasn’t even afraid of calling her Ugly when he got up after recovering from Injuries he got from fighting Orochimaru!!! 

And it’s funny... Naruto even compliments his looks in a surprising place...

Yes, this is when Naruto confessed Sasuke Under the Bridge.  “I wanted to be strong and cool like you”...

And Naruto said it again in a much surprising place....

“He was pretty good looking too... Just like me”

Ummm... Okay!!!

Forget everything I said related to Sasuke...

Naruto here verbally acknowledging another Boy as cute by saying “Cuter than Sakura-chan”!!!! .... And the very next scene... Sasuke Appears.... Just saying. So, Naruto could admire someone’s appearance... verbally

Canonically, Naruto verbally admired the beauty.... of only 3 people. Haku and Sasuke... Who happens to be men. Kushina - Naruto’s mom.

How can Naruto use the word ‘Beautiful’ for Kushina but not to any other Girl of his age????

Now.... How to make him Less-Gay???

Yeah!!!! Add some filler shit to the Canon Episodes!!!! Because now he admired Sakura’s beauty by visualizing her in Bathing Robe... 

Case Closed!!!!! 

NARUTO IS HORNILY ATTRACTED TO SAKURA’S BEAUTY - ACCORDING TO THE ANIME

UNDERSTANDING

Naruto’s core personality is to understand other people and that’s what Episode 1 taught him which he followed throughout the series. But there is this funny thing that caught me...

Naruto saying “I don’t even understand this interest in women”..... 

At 12, Naruto doesn’t have to understand anything about women... It’s completely Natural. 

But somehow, this Understanding Women thing was given to Naruto as a Premonition even before he was born...

Yes... It was told by Kushina that, “He won’t understand Girls’ Feelings...”...

Sorry for repeating the same panel.... Here Jiraiya also says the same thing, “You still don’t understand a woman’s mind”.....

Then how could he understand Sakura’s Love for Sasuke when he was 12??? But not Sakura’s womanly appearance at 15??? Sakura is a Woman, Right??? A boy could understand a Girl’s love but not her matured appearance???

Surprisingly.... Sakura is the only female Character in the entire series to whom Naruto said, I understand how you feel.... Usually Naruto understands male characters... like Haku, Gaara, Nagato, Obito.... And along with them

After all, Shippuden was all about Naruto desperately trying to understand Sasuke’s pain!!!! 

So, what kind of Understanding is left for Naruto to explore, yet???? 

He could admire Haku and Sasuke’s looks... [Beauty]

He could understand Sakura’s love for Sasuke... [Love]

He could understand Sasuke’s pain.... [Heart]

How is it that Sasuke is involved in all of the above points???? But not Sakura???? Not to mention Sasuke has been portrayed as a Heroine in this series!!! Meaning... He admires Sasuke’s looks, he loves Sasuke, he understands Sasuke more than anyone!!!! 

It’s not subtle at all.... Where is Sakura in any of this???

POSSESSIVENESS

An interesting trait everyone desires in a romance... Especially SS fandom wants Sasuke to be possessive on her... 

I usually see NS shippers say Naruto was totally jealous on Sakura whenever she flirts with Sasuke.... Well, I was totally on that train before... then I started to observe a funny pattern.... But still, for now, we assume Naruto was totally Jealous on Sakura...

If that’s the case,

SasuSakus usually go koo koo crazy over this panel... Because Sasuke was given a Word bubble... Meaning, they claim that Sasuke was interested in her Response towards Lee’s flirting.... 

But Surprisingly Naruto was also giving off the same Reaction... Isn’t he supposed to be Jealous here????

But somehow, in that same scene

Naruto got pissed off about Sasuke!!!! Whereas Lee didn’t stop his flirting with Sakura, yet!!! How is it that Naruto’s attention gets distracted because of Sasuke????

And another instance...

This is their first meeting before Chuunin Exam Paper Test... Lee straight up hits Sakura by saying some corny romantic lines. But Naruto was seen laughing here... Probably because Sakura rejected him and Naruto feels funny... But immediately in the next page

Naruto gets pissed off about Sasuke because Neji was asking for his Name... Shouldn’t he be giving off this reaction for Sakura because of the attention she was also receiving from another Boy???? 

Here Lee and Sakura is exchanging a warm gesture... Literally Lee is flirting in a Gentle Manner.... But Naruto was just ‘Mehhhh’..... Where is that possessiveness, Guys????

Am not saying he is possessive on Sasuke... Am just saying he acts jealous on Sakura only when she was giving heart eyes to Sasuke...  Well, I pretty much found the reason why.

That brings me to the sub-section of Possessiveness....

Possessiveness - Attention

That interesting fact about Naruto Bridge in this panel is amazing!!!!!

Anyways... Here Sakura is asking Sasuke for a date!!!! Obviously he rejects her. Immediately Naruto asks her the same and Sakura rejects him..

Again... Another scene... But very same context!!!! 

Sakura is interested in Sasuke’s opinion about her but Naruto is deflecting Sasuke and tries to replace with himself!!!!

Don’t you think this is also very similar to the above two scenes???? Sakura is trying to flirt with him...just like the previous two scenarios. Naruto, again, is trying to deflect Sasuke and wants to take his spot. 

It shows that Naruto is interested in her... Isn’t it??? Well, I fell for this trap too..... I thought he was crushing on her so badly... So, he was asking her out, wanting to tell his feelings, wanting to train with her...and bla bla....

If that is the case,

Isn’t this very similar to all the scenarios with Sakura from above????.. “Hey!! Hey!! Don’t you want to know my Name?”

In all the scenarios, the only common person is Sasuke... According to that NaruSaku Romance Logic, can we consider Naruto loves Gaara as well?????

So, yes!!!! It was not about possessiveness on Sakura or Sasuke... 

It’s all very simple....

Naruto always wanted to be like Sasuke.... He wanted to become Cool and Strong.... Which means Naruto wants everyone to pay attention to him just like the one Sasuke was receiving from everyone!!!! It’s like if Naruto and Sasuke walks together, he wants everyone to notice Naruto as well as Sasuke.... He wanted to stand by his side and be an equal. 

Which is exactly why Naruto was Jealous all those times..... All those jealousy were born out of his one-sided rivalry with Sasuke... It was never for Sakura!!!! 

But somehow, Anime made Naruto into a Simp God for Sakura!!!!! In this department!!!!!

Man!!!! These Fillers!!!! It’s still funny that Sasuke don’t give 2 shits about this flirting guy... He just remains unaffected.

Whereas Naruto is behaving like a proper boyfriend... But only in fillers... Not in the Manga!!!!

NARUTO IS EXTREMELY POSSESSIVE ON SAKURA - ACCORDING TO THE ANIME

MATTER OF CONVENIENCE

Matter of Convenience means we are not doing something with consideration or attention... We are doing it just because it’s easier to keep doing it that way...

Here, Konohamaru is asking, “Is she your....this.. (Girlfriend)??”..... To which he says... “Wow, You guys are very perceptive...”

Again very similar scene like above.... But isn’t it weird that rather than Naruto voluntarily introducing her like, “Hey Dad!!! This is my Girl Friend, Sakura!!!”... Naruto was always asked by some third person whether she is your Girlfriend....

At this point, we all know Naruto had no feelings towards Sakura... He was just going with the flow and that makes him look cool...

After this panel, Every NaruSaku shipper thought that Naruto had some feelings for her... But I’ve attached almost every panels from Part 1 which has NaruSaku parts.... Not one panel suggested that Naruto had any true feelings...  

Even that panel when Naruto asked Sakura, “Sasuke didn’t say anything.. But don’t you want to know how I feel about you??” is all some gimmicks to deflect Sasuke and take his place... A way to grab Attention.... 

If he really didn’t have any feelings for Sakura back then, what feelings will he have for her now???? In Part 2 atleast??? Because he never thought about Sakura exclusively at any point like a flashback or any shared moments like he always do with Sasuke... 

And Sai is someone with Emotional Problems.... He learns emotions by reading stuffs from Books like he himself agrees in this panel... Looking at Naruto’s Strap across his shoulders... It must be sometime after Sasuke Retrieval Arc... How is it that Sai could perceive the ‘Special’ Love of Naruto towards Sakura who is emotionally stunted??? 

And Why Naruto is reacting ‘Weird’ or ‘Disgusted’ after Sai asked that question???? I mean, is that how you react when someone asks you this question which reflects your true feelings???

This is very similar to Konohamaru and Minato asking, “Is she your GirlFriend?”... And Naruto says, “You are perceptive / More or less, Yeah!!”.... He is accepting it as a matter of convenience rather than having any real feel for her. He is not claiming from his side that “Sakura is my Girlfriend”. It’s more like, someone is asking him and he just responds “Yes” on the flow..  

Tell me, if no one asks him this Question, will Naruto ever say that “Sakura is my Girlfriend”??

Because when I back-tracked all the previous events that happened between them, there’s no solid evidence from either Naruto’s or Sakura’s side that they share some special feelings.... 

[[If someone wants to claim that Naruto had true romantic feelings about Sakura in this panel... they can point me the panels of where Naruto felt like that... I looked for it...there’s nothing]]

But it seems Anime does a lot of things for NaruSaku I guess...

Really??? If Naruto is expressing his love in such a terrible manner, then it means one thing... In the next episode, Naruto must be going Angsty over Sasuke....

PROMISE 

On my first watch, I genuinely thought it was all about the promise made to her.... Like the way he made a dejected face before leaving to save Sasuke and that puppy face in Hospital!!!! I thought it was all for her... Why??? Because of the heteronormative lens and some red herring pointers.... 

But the moment Naruto reached VoTE1.... My perspective slowly started to change.... That entire fight was all about the feelings between two boys... rather than Naruto was fighting to bring Sasuke for her!!!! And by the time I reached Part 2, I never once felt that Naruto was doing it for her.... 

First Red Herring.... He never said, I’ll bring him back to you!!!! 

This poor boy had fought an emotional battle with Sasuke... And he looks like an Egyptian Mummy here... How could people believe that he was doing it for her??? And majorly, throughout Part 2, this promise was what that bound them and separated them....

Again... This promise was brought up for the first time in Part 2.. Since Naruto always knew that Sakura loved Sasuke... He also knew he loved Sasuke in his own way.... How could this promise to bring Sasuke back will be just for her???? 

It’s funny that instead of showing Naruto’s face & emotions... like Kishi usually does, he prefers to show the back side of Naruto... Just like how he always draws Sasuke to show the back side towards Sakura.... 

And Naruto confidently rejected her proposal.... by saying the same words twice!!!!

Like I said in many posts before.... This Promise is like a Journey Naruto wanted to travel to save Sasuke... Sakura joined along with him as a fellow traveller to save him... But the moment Sakura finds Sasuke to be a person to destroy rather than save him, she decided to use the ‘so-called’ Feelings to stop Naruto from travelling further... Since Naruto was the driving fuel of that vehicle, he asked her to get the hell out of this vehicle in a polite way... “It doesn’t matter, even if there’s no promise between us anymore”.... 

If the promise was always about saving Sasuke for himself... Why was Naruto lying about bringing Sasuke for her by saying, “I’ll Keep my promise... It’s a promise of my lifetime”??? Sasuke is just a Friend, right??? 

In order to prevent you from asking these questions...

Anime again tried to add some filler shit in Canon Episodes onto our faces to lessen Gay Vibes!!!!

NARUTO’S PROMISE TO BRING BACK SASUKE WAS ALL FOR SAKURA - ACCORDING TO THE ANIME

DATE WITH SAKURA

In one of the above section, we found that Naruto asked for a Date when Sakura was asking for the same from Sasuke after completing the Land of the Waves mission... And that incident comes under the section of Naruto trying to grab the attention from people who are paying attention to Sasuke.... 

Well, not every dates Naruto asked Sakura qualifies under that section... And that’s exactly why, NaruSaku gave me a big headache to even process the pattern. Because It was never consistent... 

Anyways,

This is the first time in Part 2 Naruto asked for a Date from Sakura... It’s just funny, Naruto has just arrived the village and since he never did any missions before this, he wouldn’t have any money... Why is he asking for a Date when he has no money??? 

Either Naruto must not know the Etiquette of treating a Date from his own pocket or he just asked her for fun and he never expected that Sakura would accept it!!!!

Anyways, this scene was passed off as a comedy... And Let’s just pretend that Naruto was really interested in her at this point of time....

This is another instance where Naruto again asked her for a Date when Sakura came to inform him that Tsunade asked him to report before her. This is just before Itachi Pursuit Arc.... 

I agree, SS and NH doesn’t even have this kind of interaction and it makes perfect sense as to why NS makes sense because of the amount of interaction they have....

So, what will happen If Naruto and Sakura really ends up in a date????

REAL DATE NO.1

Okay, this time... Sakura herself calls him out for a Date... But why Naruto reacts as if he was negatively surprised... ???? Anyways.... 

As Expected!!!!!..... Sakura talks about Sasuke in their ‘First Date’.... Hey, But How Naruto was okay with this???? I mean, if I was invited to a Date and if that person endlessly talks about my friend... I would get super pissed!!!! This is the World Universal Feeling... Instead Naruto seems to be happy with this talk and was not even bothered by Sakura not paying attention to him in this Date!!!!! 

Man!!! This is not at all normal. The only couple in Naruto Manga to go for a Date openly and they ended up talking about another person passionately!!!! 

Uhhh!!! Weird and New!!!!

REAL DATE NO.2... BUT REVERSE!!!!

It’s technically not a Date... But this scene still qualifies under the Date....

So, here Naruto was seen having his lone moment with Sakura, that moment he always wanted. If I am with a person whom I have certain feelings for and if that person is taking care of me... Won't I be flying back between Heaven and Earth??

Atleast this panel suggest something like that...

"I'll be fine as long as you heal it... But this kind of makes me happy.."

And we all be like... Naruto is looking at her with a warm Gaze ....Oh!!! NaruSaku moment is gonna happen.... Now let's turn over the next page and we find...

Not Again!!!!!!! Not Sasuke!!!!! Please!!!! He is bringing up Sasuke here!!!! ROFL

"It feels like we're getting closer to Sasuke, Together"....

Unlike the other Date I attached above, this time Naruto himself  brought up the topic of Sasuke. Why is it that whenever these both share a private moments together, they always end up talking about Sasuke??? And what’s even weirder is Naruto never felt bad about it!!!!

So, all those times when Naruto asked for Date.... was to talk about Sasuke???? Well.... Theoretically it’s possible. 

CONFESSION

NaruSakus usually goes crazy over Naruto’s expression... Like he heard something he always wanted.... Well, they forget to notice Sakura’s face here... She was also blushing and looks like she was confessing with True Love by diverting her Gaze.... 

I wish NS shippers notice Sakura’s obsession and expression as well.... But anyways...

And one more thing.... In Romantic relationships.... two things are Memorable... A Date and A Proposal.... How come, Sakura always brings up Sasuke’s name when dating and proposing another boy???? Look at that panel... She is comparing her current love with her previous love.. “That Sasuke-kun means nothing to me now... That I don’t know why I ever liked him... I’m confessing how I feel about you...”

It’s like saying, “I don’t love that guy anymore... that’s why I love you”.... Pathetic!!!!

What’s even more weird is that, Naruto is not feeling insulted at all... Any person would get angry if someone proposes them by referencing their Ex-Love....

This is the only ship in Narutoverse where every proper etiquette in related to Romance was employed... I mean, Look at Sakura’s Fake confession panel... It has snowfall and white back ground... Snow represents Purity and Love...  but none of their scenes were portrayed romantic...

Why?

Because of the presence of the third Person, Sasuke.... Don’t you all feel it’s something Deliberate???? 

Again... Naruto rejected her without even hesitating.... Starting from that incident on that day Team 7 formed.... up until Orochimaru Lair scene.... Naruto observed every reaction Sakura gave towards Sasuke.... He knew what kind of feel it was... because Naruto also feels the same way like Sakura.... It’s not brotherly... It’s not Friendly.... Naruto loves Sasuke in a very similar way to Sakura.... That’s why he tries so hard to deny it... And that’s why Naruto can’t believe Sakura proposed him.

Why???

Naruto thought Sakura’s love was very strong towards Sasuke, just like him... He always expected her to never waver.. 

If Naruto always knew Sakura loved Sasuke... If that promise was not about Sakura at any point of time... Then what relationship do these share??? What exactly Naruto felt about her??? And if he really did... Where is the panel that remotely shows he has such crush on her??? What is the reason for his so-called ‘Crush’ or  ‘Love’??? He was never that shallow person who just likes someone without a reason... 

When you ask yourself these questions.... There won’t be any panel or reason. Because there is none!!!! 

He wanted to be around Sasuke because he was also a loner... He liked Sakura because she loves Sasuke and he saw himself in her in a very similar way... This is really a very bad reason to ship a couple based on Mutual feelings for another person...

How to make Naruto Less-Gay???

Add some Corny Romantic lines which were never in the Manga....

CONFESSION - 2

Ummmm!!! Why are these panels here??? You may ask....

We all know Sasuke never gave 2 shits about Team 7 in part 2... other than Naruto. And yet, Sasuke, in his only personal confession towards Naruto, made a mention about Team 7 in 2 panels... even though his focus was entirely on Naruto... We can see Sakura was also there...

That’s why these SasuSakus go crazy about these mentions!!! 

Whereas...

This is Naruto’s self-confession about Sasuke in VotE1...  [[I can’t attach all the panels... please refer chapter 227]]

This is Naruto’s 2nd Confession Under the Bridge.... 

When you look at both the confessions... Naruto never made any reference about Team 7 being his family or whatever.... He totally made it about Sasuke.... and a mention of Iruka. Even in that VoTE1 confession panel, he felt like a loser because Sasuke was getting attention... meaning he hasn’t reached the level of Sasuke which frustrated him a lot... It was not even about Sakura.... 

But anyways, my point is Even though, Sasuke acted like an aloof person who avoided people to form bonds citing weakness, he still considered Team 7 as his family because of Naruto... 

But Naruto who formed so many friends, became a Hero and received acknowledgement from the Villagers (after the Pain Arc)... And Yet Naruto never referenced Team 7 or shit in his personal confession... He totally made it about himself and Sasuke. 

Isn’t it surprising??? Like Sasuke considering the entire Team 7 as his Family but Naruto only considered Iruka and Sasuke as his people.... 

And you still claim that Naruto loved or had any crush on Sakura all those times???? If so, why didn’t he mention it here???

Am Sorry!!!! Naruto seems extremely perceptive and possessive about His people than Sasuke here!!!! 

How to make Naruto less-gay???

Yeah... Include this irritating idiot’s name everywhere where she was not needed at all...

Am sorry... Canonically, Naruto never mentioned her name in the Manga. 

NARUTO PLACES SAKURA AND SASUKE EQUALLY - ACCORDING TO THE ANIME

RANDOM MOMENTS

These moments don’t have a category... and hence I am just dumping it here...

Hmmm... Nothing specific related to Sakura.... He wanted to surprise Sasuke and Kakashi as well...

So... Naruto was very serious about this trip to retrieve Tsunade only after Sasuke got knocked out by Itachi’s Tsukuyomi. And you all know the pain he went through to learn Rasengan, fought Kabuto and successfully brought back Tsunade.

And you are telling me that Naruto did this face for Sakura?????  I’ve attached most of the Part 1 NS panels above.... Tell me, where did Naruto evoke such a strong feelings for Sakura to pull up this dejected reaction????

Like I said, Naruto always knew that he had ‘certain’ feelings on Sasuke right from that day Team 7 was formed... 

And he really wanted to initiate a conversation with him here... but Sakura just grabbed him and gave a reality Check to Naruto...

And surprisingly this is the only scene in the entire Series where a Woman character openly displays an affection for one boy in front of another boy... 

And By making Tsunade say this... we all might have fell into that trap of Naruto being considerate towards Sakura (including me).... In reality, Naruto was being considerate towards Sasuke!!!!

Since the feelings of Sakura and Naruto are similar... Naruto must be totally dejected for not able to do anything but just leave because he really feels rejected here!!!

This explains why Naruto was always coming in between Sakura’s attempt to flirt with Sasuke. 

SEXY JUTSU

I’ve explained about this in another post... but just to put everything together, I am repeating it here!!!!

“This is the latest in the Icha Icha series after 3 years!!! It’s really boring, but you’ll like it..”

I am pretty sure a boy of 15 will be ‘hornily’ interested in these Smut Novels... It’s really weird to emphasize that Naruto doesn’t find it interesting.... If it were Sasuke, it’s understandable but Naruto saying it is quite surprising!!!! 

Naruto brags about his newly developed Perverted Ninjutsu....

And just to release this chapter Kishimoto fought with his Editors and I heard that it created a big ruckus back then!!!!

A Jutsu he practiced more than Rasengan!!! 

So, this is what it’s all about!!! A Jutsu with a variety of Naked Men....

Whereas in his Harem no Jutsu, all the girls looks very similar with Naruto’s whiskers on them.. There is no creativity at all... Which means all he cared about was Hips, Waist and Chest measurements.... He never wanted to see the face of the Women he was peeking through Bathing Area...

Which explains why he was not interested in Icha Icha Novels... Because it implies that Naruto did a lot of research on Men’s Erotic Magazine and he finds it to be interesting... And he practized it more than Rasengan...

Well... If this means nothing, then Kishimoto doesn’t have to fight with his Editors... Which means Right from Chapter 245, he knew that this was the Jutsu he was going to use sometime later....

But Isn’t it very hypocritical of Naruto to hit Konohamaru for doing the same thing???

Oh, It has Sasuke in it!!! That’s why he was angry....

It’s very funny to see that in the very first chapter of Part 2 Chapter 245, Kishi pretty much set up what Naruto has become.... He couldn’t find any difference in the appearance of Sakura, He finds Icha Icha to be Boring (A hetero-smut Novel).... And much later he teased about his Newly developed Perverted Ninjutsu.... Which turns out to be a Reverse Harem No Jutsu...with Naked Men.

How could all this be accidental??? I really wonder...

QUESTION OF SEXUALITY

There are many times I’ve written in my posts that there are certain moments between SNS that could’ve been easily avoided if the author intended to portray them as Friends or Brothers... 

But those SNS moments pales in comparison to all these following useless moments which could’ve been seriously avoided.... or handled in a different way. 

BRAIN ROTTING & LYING

As you can see... Naruto is totally brainrotting about Sasuke here... This is after Sasuke retrieval arc. 

There's nothing special here. It could be totally friendly or brotherly. Naruto always does this... So, it’s not surprising at all...

But what follows is where the ambiguousness increased million fold.

Here Naruto says, "Jeez... And I was devising a plan for the two of go on a walk, almost like a date!"

First of all, Naruto never makes any plans.... He always approach anything what his heart leads him to...

Second of all, Nobody asked him what he was doing!!!! 

Third off, He is lying !!!!

God!! He was totally brainrotting about Sasuke, just a moment ago and now he is lying about devising a date with Sakura.... 

I mean we all lie at some point about what we really feel because we don’t want others to know what’s going on in our mind. I did it many times too. But I never once misdirected my feelings to replace it with another feelings.. 

This behaviour is very similar to People constantly pining over their broken First Love, then they could never move on from it... then in order to divert this feeling they try to flirt/bond with someone else on whom they never really interested in.

My point is if Naruto really considered Sasuke as a Brother or a Friend, he never needed to lie. He could openly admit it that, “Just now, I was thinking about Sasuke... About how to save him... I have this idea...”. But lying makes it even more ambiguous and more evident that he loves Sasuke... But not in a brotherly way. Somehow, in his mind, he got this feeling that “He should not like a Boy, in ‘that way’”.... That’s why he was lying... 

Or Kishimoto could’ve easily made this into another Bedroom Rant... Why specifically outdoors and spend a whole page to show that he was diverting his thoughts from Sasuke to Sakura...???

Now, you all can claim that Naruto lied because he didn’t want Sakura to worry over Sasuke’s safety... Well, if that’s the case, 

He simply could’ve let Sakura ask the question, “What are you doing Naruto?”... And he could’ve answered, “It’s nothing.... What are you guys upto?”.... But here Naruto himself is bringing up a Dating topic... It’s very similar to rather than letting someone interrogating you like, “Are you lying to me?”..... You went one step ahead and voluntarily say, “I am not Lying” without the other person asking you the question... 

If he needed to lie, he could spout something, else... Why lie about being interested in a girl when he was clearly interested in a Boy???

Well, this is not a one-time occurence....

ONSEN BATH - AWKWARDNESS

Look at Naruto’s posture of sitting.... He is so unrelaxed and sitting tight by hugging his legs.. Whereas Yamato was very relaxed by spreading his legs and Sai too... Men who go to Onsen Baths used to feel relaxed and open, Right???...  And Naruto was seen sinking most of his face whereas Sai’s arms were visible above the water...

And Kishimoto is not even holding back here.... Look at the word choice, “For Guys, Being together naked really makes us feel like companions”... Well, that’s the purpose of taking hot bath...  Why Naruto is looking Uncomfortable and nervous with over the top blush here???

Now you may claim, how is this relevant to his sexuality??? He might be feeling Shy around his new Teammates...

Well, there won’t be any question if he was just feeling shy... but what did he do next???

Yup!!! Naruto dealt with this awkward situation by planning to Peek Women’s bath...

Now what is the problem??? Naruto is interested in looking women and he is going to peek.... 

But isn’t this very similar to the above situation where Naruto was thinking about a Boy and to deflect those feelings he lies about having a Date with a Girl????

Here Naruto is having some awkward situation with Men and he deflects it by showing interest towards Women... Well, My point is.... Guys being naked around each other is normal and improves the bond, according to Yamato. Why Naruto feels nervous for a normal thing??? 

It really happened once again....

ONSEN BATH - BRAIN ROTTING

I know this is not from the Manga... But it’s an One-Shot drawn by Kishimoto. So, it’s his work... Even if you don’t consider it as Canon, it’s fine... I am just presenting here as an example...

Again, Naruto was brainrotting about Sasuke... 

Well, it’s super weird to think about a boy in a Bathing Area... 

But again, Why Naruto is trying to divert his feelings for a Boy by showing interest towards Women???? And he wasn’t even particular about looking anyone specific like Sakura or Hinata..... He just want to peek generally... 

This pattern has been repeated Multiple times in an eerily similar way... Kishimoto could’ve easily made Naruto to peek straightaway as a prank.... But it’s always like Naruto was drawn to put under some awkward things related to Men and he clearly deflects it by showing interest in Women...

Now how to make Naruto, an Heterosexual???

NARUTO DEFINITELY WANTS TO PEEK SAKURA - ACCORDING TO ANIME

ACCIDENTAL KISS

So far, I’ve shown you 3 different incidents from Part 2.... You all can claim... All these were just an accidental jokes... (Well, I don’t see it that way... 1 time occurrence may be a joke... but not if it occurs more than 1 time...)... Even if it were a Joke or something that Kishimoto didn’t plan on doing this before... Still I won’t believe it’s all accidental... because Kishimoto spent some amount of time to convey this pattern which consumes more than 3 panels... Deliberate thoughts and plans went into it... 

Simply put.... Mistakes and Accidents can happen in 1 or 2 panels... sporadically.... But not for 1000 pages consistently....

But what I never expected was that Kishimoto could employ this trope in as early as Chapter 3, that Naruto might be Gay boy who wants to deny it really hard.... 

Yes!!! Naruto was having his Accidental Kiss....

And right after that.... What Naruto did???

It’s seriously funny that Naruto could have easily used the word Cute or Beautiful to remark her appearance (Which he used Canonically for other people).... Instead Naruto compliments her “Forehead’ which he himself knew it was ugly... because Konohamaru made a comment on it for which Naruto was silent... 

Whereas he could easily say Sasuke looks ‘Cool’... Anyways...my point is

Naruto went to verify his feelings for A Girl.... “I wanted to know her feelings towards me”....

Am sorry.... This is not accidental or a joke.... If this is just a one-time thing... It’s fine and it should’ve stopped here and no one would find anything weird about it... Just like all of us and that includes me too... 

But Canonically in the Manga, this pattern occurred 3 times and surprisingly, it started from Chapter 3 onwards... That’s why I’ve written in many posts, “That this Accidental Kiss” is intentional from Kishimoto’s side.... And he always knew the nature of his Characters...

Not to mention, Naruto realized he loves Sasuke, after this panel...

Naruto wanted Acknowledgement from Sasuke.... Because he likes him a lot and because of that he liked that kiss even though he acted like he hated it.... 

Am sorry, I saw this trope in a Movie called Beach Rats where The Protagonist have sex with Men and he liked it... But he never calls himself as Gay instead he claims that he was doing it just for fun.... So in order to deny it, he tried to have sex with this Girl he knew for sometime (not to mention, that girl was already interested in him).... And when he tried to get under the bedsheets with her, he couldn’t make ‘IT’ rise up....

Kishimoto literally didn’t have to do any of this!!!!!!! 

This is a Closeted Gay Behaviour. A Boy who likes another boy finds it difficult to process or accept the feelings and hence he seeks the closest girl he knew and verify his own feelings.

I mean, all these moments I mentioned above in this section are just useless on a story-telling level.... We can’t even call any of these as an SNS moments... It’s not even relevant to the main story... And yet Kishi decided to dedicate 3 chapters to show Naruto deflecting his ‘unusual’ feelings for Sasuke...

If Naruto really thought about Sasuke as just a Friend or Brother, then he wouldn’t do such a thing... He clearly likes Sasuke in some ‘Unexplainable’ way... And that’s why he is denying it really hard...

And that’s why when I analyzed NaruSaku ship. and when I found this pattern... I can’t even believe myself.... because of the thought process Kishi spent on conveying these scenes... And all of it shows that Naruto is a Closeted Gay. And unlike with Sasuke, with whom Kishi played through subtext, For Naruto, it was all text..... It’s all direct..... Atleast with Sasuke, Kishi put him in an awkward situation with Suigetsu who is hitting him from behind intentionally....

But Sasuke never felt anything weird about it... Whereas with Naruto, Kishi deliberately made him getting uncomfortable around two Naked Men...  

I’ve always thought (atleast before last week), Kishimoto can easily play around with Sasuke’s character a lot... because he is not a titular character and he can take a lot of liberties with him by putting him in a Sexy Jutsu with Sai, Making Orochimaru crawl his tongue all over Sasuke, Suigetsu hitting on Sasuke, by making him an Anti-Hero.... But it seems Kishimoto went all out for Naruto as well... just in a different way but in a realistic and truthful way....

I’ve attached all the panels that supports NaruSaku as a Romantic ship and tried to provide the pattern.... There are many more NS panels in the Manga but most of them were just friendly where they just argue or talk to each other. 

I thought of attaching Sakura feeding Ramen to Naruto where he gave a surprised look and was seen blushing... But Naruto also blushed when Sasuke gave him his Bento and he also blushed when Gaara shook his hands gently with his Sand... So, Blushing is pretty inconsistent throughout the Manga and that cannot be taken as a proof... 

So, all in all it’s pretty evident that Naruto never liked Sakura in ‘that way’... Because think about it, if he really wanted to win her affection, he could’ve did many more things exclusively for her... Whereas, throughout Part 1, all Naruto did was to get acknowledgement from Sasuke.... And in Part 2, it was all about saving him personally. There is no place for Sakura anywhere!!!!  

And NaruSaku shippers go really crazy over that fight against Gaara... That proves that Naruto always loved her... Well, that’s not the case though.... It was only after Sasuke said, “You can do it... You must save Sakura, no matter what... I can’t see my precious comrades die before my eyes again”... Naruto got his spirit back up and released a monstrous energy... 

In this post, I’ve written about the difference between How Naruto reacts for Sakura and Sasuke... And I also debunked some of their crazy delusional parallels they make with Minato and Kushina... It clearly shows that Naruto reacts very strongly for Sasuke all the time...

As you can see, I made this predominantly as a NaruSaku Post... But somehow it ended up as an SNS post because NaruSaku as a separate entity doesn’t exist in the Manga.... Naruto and Sakura were always connected by a factor called Sasuke.... Which is in and of itself is a Bad Thing... 

And their very private moments they shared with each other, would always ended up them talking about Sasuke.... Which means both are obsessed about Sasuke in their own way... But clearly not interested in each other at all....

What’s more gratifying is that Kishimoto did made me question Naruto’s sexuality in a serious manner for the first time when I really started to pay attention to this ship.... 

I mean, this started from Chapter 3 onwards. Where Naruto had some ‘mushy mushy’ incident with a boy... But in order to verify his feelings, he creates a deliberate plan to tie up Sasuke... Not to mention Naruto is never a person who plans ahead but just do everything on the flow... but for this thing he made a plan and implemented it successfully... Then went to a girl to know about her feelings towards him.... What’s more funny is that he realized that he loves Sasuke in some way after seeing Sakura’s behaviour....

If this thing had happened once...It would be fine... But it has been repeated for 4 times deliberately... Which Kishimoto doesn’t have to invest his time in it at all, if it weren’t important... Because it doesn’t serve anything to the story.

So, to conclude this post....

Canonically, Naruto never said he ‘loved’ Sakura... He only said, ‘I like her a lot’ in Chapter 3... After that he never said something like that...

Naruto was never attracted by Sakura’s appearance or beauty... Whereas he was clearly able to admire the appearance of Sasuke, Haku and Kushina, his Mom...

Naruto never craved for Sakura’s attention exclusively throughout the series.. He just wanted attention from everyone who is paying attention to Sasuke and Sakura happened to be one of them...

Naruto never understood any women characters in the series except for Sakura... but only under the context of her Love towards Sasuke... Because he saw himself in her...

Naruto and Sakura talk only about Sasuke in their private moments... Which is a bad foundation for any Romantic Ship.

Naruto accepted with Sakura being his Girlfriend as a Matter of Convenience, rather than any actual feelings behind it....

Every time Naruto was going to go angsty about Sasuke, the Anime tries to add more fillers about Sakura... She is self inserted everywhere to reduce Naruto’s Gay Vibes...

That Life-Time Promise was never about Sakura... It was always for himself... He always wanted to save Sasuke personally...

Naruto always knew she loved Sasuke... So, he never had any true feelings on her ‘in that way’...

Naruto wanted to hide his true feelings under the guise of Sakura but he really couldn’t do it for the long run!!!

Naruto somehow realized that the nature of his feelings he has towards Sasuke is not Normal or Usual... That’s why he always does things like asking for a Date with Sakura, Peeking Baths, Trying to verify his feelings towards Sakura... Because if his feelings were either ‘Brotherly’ or ‘Friendly’, he never had to deny it in the first place...

Since Kishimoto employed this trope in as early as Chapter 3.... I’ll be very blunt and say that, “Everything in the Manga is deliberate and not Accidental ... So does the bond of SNS... The Author was always aware about what he was going to write”... And...

Naruto (the character) is definitely a Closeted Gay. 

heyy i love your blog so much and you’re my fav naruto blog as well! i wanted to ask if you could explain how sakura stayed useless even in shippuden where apparently she got her so callled character development. i know, at least from my experience, that now people are starting to like sakura more and praise her for the bare minimum. my biggest issue with her is the fact she’s a main character (and her personality but that’s just my opinion. people can like her for her personality tho) but doesn’t contribute anything relevant to the plot. even if she wasn’t there nothing about the plot would have changed. she’s so irrelevant which makes me wonder why she’s even there in the first place. and then you have her fans who try to “debunk” any argument against her that says she’s useless when in reality she is, especially in crucial moments (like her having to destroy obitos rinnegan but her hesitating for whatever reason.) being a medical ninja doesn’t mean she’s useless. i guess some fans misunderstand what many anti-sakuras are saying. it’s the fact she doesn’t do anything when the stakes are at cost. all she does is cry and say she’ll get better next time and when next time arrives she whines and complains again. only time i could give her halfway credit was her fight at the BEGINNING of shippuden against sasori, but even then she was being used as a puppet by chiyo and sasori let himself be killed, cause let’s be honest if sasori wanted to he could have easily destroyed them. anyway, my point is her being a medical ninja or not as strong/powerful as sasuke or naruto isn’t the reason, at least for me, to call her useless, but the mere fact she is a) just mediocre at her job. she didn’t invent anything new, all she did was copy what tsunade had already invented. b) she literally does her JOB. nothing to be praised about. it’s legit what she’s supposed to do. c) she makes a fool out of herself when she decides to show off her skills (mainly cause sasuke is around, which again further proves her “development” doesn’t even exist). like i would be fine with people just accepting sakuras character as it is but i feel like today’s generation tries SO hard to make ANY female character into a “girl boss” even tho they freaking suck. i as a woman am insulted at seeing stuff like that tbh. like i completely get wanting to have strong, independent & powerful female characters, i do, but then look for actual strong women (doesn’t even have to be in narutoverse but if it had to be we have kushina, tsunade, konan). like why try to make an obviously bad character into a feminist icon? it’s just cringe. anyway sorry for the long ask/rant. i hope you’ll have a great day/night!

You Know Anon.... My Mood swing on reading this Ask.... Ranged from...

i wanted to ask if you could explain how sakura stayed useless....

Awwww!!!! Please.... Not Againn.... Don't ask me to repair this character.... (Since Am already struggling to write about her with 2 other big Asks pending) 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩

TO

only time i could give her halfway credit was her fight at the BEGINNING of shippuden against sasori, but even then she was being used as a puppet by chiyo and sasori let himself be killed, cause let’s be honest if sasori wanted to he could have easily destroyed them.

Yaaay!!!!!! Someone reflects my mind...... 😁😁😁😁😁

TO

i completely get wanting to have strong, independent & powerful female characters, i do, but then look for actual strong women (doesn’t even have to be in narutoverse but if it had to be we have kushina, tsunade, konan). like why try to make an obviously bad character into a feminist icon?

Wooow!!!!!!! Lot's of LOVE for this person!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Just Awesome!!!!! 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

Anyways... Back to your Question.....

i wanted to ask if you could explain how sakura stayed useless even in shippuden where apparently she got her so callled character development.

I heard a lot about Sakura's 'Character Development' in the beginning of Shippuden. But somehow I always get perplexed by this statement. Why didn’t I see any development from her??? Did I went blind when I watched it????

Just because a girl learnt a Jutsu or Two and punches few stuffs..... It can't be called a Character Development...... It's called becoming Mary Sue...... A true Character Development is when a Character learns some life lesson after some time and emotionally mature enough to take some decision... Whether it's a right one or wrong is a different thing altogether.....

Of course, this Girl cured Kankurou by developing an Antidote.... Kudos.

Of course, this Girl learnt her Chakra control very well and she can able to break anything. Cheers!!!

Of course, she worked in sync with Granny Chiyo to fight with Sasori.... (Not defeat him though)

Now....

What about her emotional development????

Let me show you her emotional development with valid receipts...

This is your so-called Developed Sakura at the beginning of Part 2....

Naruto is saying this to Sakura specifically... “Inside me..... is sealed the Kyuubi”......

And she acknowledges Naruto’s situation about the way he was treated so poorly because of the Kyuubi. And Naruto is saying why Akatsuki pursuing Gaara and Naruto. “Because we have monsters contained in our bodies.... That’s what they’re after....”....... 

Right after Naruto convey the real deal of Akatsuki..... this “so-called” developed girl is proposing some Grand plan to save her Sasuke-kun....... 

“As we get closer to Akatsuki, we get closer to information about Orochimaru.... And therefore we get closer to Sasuke-kun”

WOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!!! AMAZING EMOTIONAL DEVELOPMENT.... KUDOS........ SAKURA IS READY TO OFFER NARUTO TO AKATSUKI INORDER TO GET SASUKE-KUN’S DICK..........

Way to go, you Kween!!!!!!!!!!! Be a Girl-Boss!!!! Kyaaaahhhhhh!!!!!!!!

Hmmm.... I have another receipt of her emotional development in the very same Arc..... 

This is that “So-Called” Sakura before the fight with Sasori...

“Knowledge of traps.... Instant reaction..... I don’t have either of those”.....

Oh so this Girl knows how to be humble, eh????? I am surprised...

And Granny Chiyo reassures her that she is here to help her out!!!!.....

So far So Good!!!!!

But the Moment Sakura hears about Orochimaru..... Her behaviour and attitude completely changes!!!!!! Like she woke some Demon inside her.....

Now here comes the Badass Kween Sakura who is going to knock the ass of Sasori!!!!! Look at the fire in her Eyes!!!!

Why after Orochimaru’s name specifically????? What’s in it for her????? 

The Receipt shows that

Ah Here you go!!!!!! It’s all for her Sasuke-kun!!!!! 

Lo and behold!!!!

This is your “So-called” Developed Sakura in Shippuden!!!!!! 

I can’t even write this with the straight face!!!!!! 

Well... there is this panel she thought once about Naruto...

But why is she thinking about the Mummified Naruto when she promised that she will be with him to save Sasuke-Kun.... Why not think about the current Naruto who was suffering from the fate of being a Jinchurikki.... ????

Oh by the way... The Databook also says the same...

HeHeHe.... :-) 

I don’t know what people find in this Girl from this Arc and they boldly claim that this girl got Development..... But to me... She doesn’t look like someone who got over the itch to obtain Sasuke’s dick. Plain and Simple!!!!! 

If people call her Learning a Jutsu or two by punching the shit out of everyone as a proof of development.... Then all they expect from this character is to be a Mary Sue.....  or Captain Marvel or Wonder Woman!!!! Not some woman who is able to endure anything to save other people... Not some woman who can empathize and be kind to her friends!!!! 

They don’t really care about her Emotional Development!!!!!!

But I must agree that.... She became tolerable in this Arc.... I didn’t find any irritation or disgust like I got from her during Part 1. (Though I got some mild disgust here and there)

But being Tolerable is not Development!!!! 

i feel like today’s generation tries SO hard to make ANY female character into a “girl boss” even tho they freaking suck.

More than NH and SS harassers I have to start blocking these kind of dumb people.... Because the way they clown themselves under the name of Feminists is just indigestible for me.... Seriously!!!!

Stupid Fake Feminists!!!

look for actual strong women (doesn’t even have to be in narutoverse but if it had to be we have kushina, tsunade, konan). like why try to make an obviously bad character into a feminist icon?

Oh!!! They can’t and they won’t!!!!!

Because Sakura is the only person to share reasonable screen time with 2 Main Characters.... So, Obviously they try to self-insert with her character.... Because with NS you have this luxury of Bullying and Beating a Main Character.... With SS you get the luxury of getting pounded by Handsome Christian Grey.... Oh Sorry.... Sasuke-kun... 

With Tsunade, Konan and Kushina.... You won’t get such eye candies and hot smex .... Would You???? 

That’s why they consider her as a feminist icon. 

doesn’t contribute anything relevant to the plot. even if she wasn’t there nothing about the plot would have changed. she’s so irrelevant which makes me wonder why she’s even there in the first place.

I am writing another lengthy post on this... But I’ll explain very short here... 

She is very similar to Naruto in many aspects if you really pay attention to her character. For example..... Naruto likes to prank.... Sakura too..... Naruto has inferiority complex.... Sakura too.... Naruto loves Sasuke.... Sakura too.... And there are so many....

At the same time.... Sakura is entirely opposite to Naruto in many aspects which made her thoroughly despicable... For example.... Naruto is a person who desperately tries to understand other people.... Sakura is purely Selfish.... Naruto cares about all of his friends.... Sakura don’t. 

Her first purpose in this story is to show the readers that 

How Naruto is the best person for Sasuke than Sakura ever would be and 

How Sasuke shows his difference in behaviour towards Naruto and Sakura....  

Her second purpose in this story is to use her as a Gay Shield/ Beard for Naruto.... 

Every reaction Naruto gives for Sasuke is very similar to Sakura in many ways.... If Naruto alone chases Sasuke, it would be very obvious and gives off serious Homosexual vibes... Add Sakura along with him... It won’t be blatantly evident because people have Heteronormative Lens and Kishi just used it against them. 

Like if you really notice, every time Sakura confesses her Love.... Right after that Naruto also confesses something to Sasuke which always makes him go Wide eyed.... Be it in VoTE1 and VoTE2... 

CONFESSION 1::

This Girl is screaming “I AM IN LOVE WITH YOU THAT I CAN’T EVEN STAND IT (Loneliness)”..... 

And that’s his response!!!!

Whereas Naruto just said... “You are my first Bond..... “ For which Sasuke went really wide-eyed and went on to evolve his Sharingan....

CONFESSION 2::

Again Sakura saying the same thing... She even says that she could’ve done anything to bear his pain and that she loves him and cares about him.... 

LOL.... No explanation Needed.

Whereas Naruto just said, “It hurts whenever I see you suffer...” There is no I Love you or any grand confession... It’s very simple words...

And Sasuke goes Wide-Eyed again....

These are the differences Kishimoto wanted to show between Naruto and Sakura. And he used her in whatever the way he saw fit... Because he fucking can!!!! The fact that people are so narrow-minded to the point that they need a confession from a girl is enough to ship 2 people...  Whereas they don’t really care about how a Boy really feels. If they truly cared about N and S’ feelings people wouldn’t have shipped Hinata and Sakura with these boys... 

That’s why he intentionally wrote these two characters to be worthless and despicable and as Gay Shields. But still people went onto like these Useless Girls and made him write some shitty sequel and he is not even holding back... He is deriding these two girls with a burning passion even more. 

Only perceptive viewers can notice these nuances....

To understand the existence of a Character in any media, all we have to do is to Question ourselves.... 

Why this character is like this for 700 chapters??? 

Why didn’t this character evolve??? 

What are the other parallel characters for Sakura??? 

If Kishi can make Tsunade (her parallel from another Generation who is very similar to her personality) in to a Strong Lady what was stopping him from making Sakura like that???? 

If Kishi can make Rin (her direct parallel from one generation above who is also a Medic) in to a Tolerable, Talented enough to do eye transplant within minutes, Kind and Caring person.... What’s stopping him from making Sakura like that???

If Kishi can make Karin (her direct parallel in terms of Loving Sasuke) in to a useful person who doesn’t require the Validation of Sasuke and had many interesting Jutsu in her Arsenal... What’s stopping him from making Sakura like that????

If you ask all these questions to yourself..... You’ll get the answer. 

It’s just like Kishi said once.... It’s a Love Triangle where Sakura sees Naruto as her rival with Sasuke as the Central Figure. 

That’s why in Chapter 699... Sasuke rejects her with a Poke whereas he accepts Naruto by receiving back the symbol of his Bond, that striked out Hitai Ate, which brings the Love Triangle to an Indirect Conclusion. 

So Yeah.... In Short.... Sakura’s existence in this story is to be the (Love) Rival for Naruto and also as a Beard. They can like her for the way she is but blaming the Author is just pure Idiotic.