I Think Honestly All Cas Would Have To Do To Get Dean To Confess To Him Would Be To Wear A Full Cowboy

I think honestly all Cas would have to do to get Dean to confess to him would be to wear a full cowboy outfit. Like. We all know Dean has a kink for that and we saw the way he reacted when Cas was in the cowboy hat and did the cowboy voice. Man swallowed to try and stop himself from swallowing Cas- *Gunshot*

But Istg all Cas would have to do is just show up to the bunker wearing one of those pants with the gun pockets in them and like have some dirt on his face and Dean would just stop working on site.

These ones:

If a scruffy Cas with his signature sex hair just showed up wearing these with a hat and holding an old-timey hand gun, then I whole heartedly believe that Dean would start humping him on the spot. Like a Chiwawa in heat, ya get me?

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"Somebody needs to do something about Sephora 10-year-olds...these i-pad babies are so rude and don't do what they're told....oh my God, these kids can't read and have no social skills...Ugh, look at these little consumers and their Stanley Cups."

I am, in fact, actively worried for these children and I refuse to hate them for the ways that society, as a whole, has failed them.

Your activism shouldn't start and end at drawing your blorbos with a watermelon

Some 16-year-old on YouTube with a true crime podcast:

"The Winchesters. A happy family living in Lawrence, Kansas welcoming home their second son in early 1983. But only six months later tragedy would befall this all american family when Mary Winchester went up in flames. John Winchester and his sons would proceed to disappear for the next few years, that is, until the 2nd of November 2005. Join me today as I explain one of the most infamous men in American history, Dean Winchester, but is this criminal really the killer we think he is? Dean was born on the 24th of January 1979 but we can't be sure-"

Gabriel shows Cas the video and they think it's very well done, they like and subscribe.

i like to think there are true crime episodes in the world of supernatural that are just dedicated to dean winchester

because like okay

he gets arrested in jericho california one/two days after halloween in 2005 and escapes custody before they really charge him for anything then he disappears

then a few months later in december of 2005 he shows up in st louis where hes pinned for the murders of two women and then the attempted murder of another, BUT hes found dead in this same womans house and then theres nothing about him for months

THEN in 2006 he gets arrested in baltimore and is charged for trespassing, grave robbery, grave desecration, murder, impersonation, identity theft etc etc and also arrested at this time is his younger brother sam who isnt charged with anything (as a side note here his brother went to stanford and was studying law, he was on track to be a lawyer a year before this) then overnight while an officer is transferring dean to st louis he escapes and that same officer is found dead on the scene by his partner - around this time sam also escapes custody

and so then they disappear for a while and later he shows up again, in milwaukee where a bank heist is going down and hes supposedly held hostage, then after the original perpetrator of the heist is shot and killed dean takes over running the heist, at that point fbi is called in and they storm the building, they find three or so dead bodies and no dean or sam and find the two escaped by impersonating people in the fbi’s swat team and dumping them in a closet having taken their clothes to blend in and get out of the building

and so they disappear again for a while until a few months later they get arrested again and are actually convicted and sent to folsom prison. they spend definitely under a week in this prison and then escape and once more disappear

then in 2008 theyre arrested again in monument colorado and its planned that theyre to be transferred to a maximum security prison in nevada but before they can be transported they supposedly die when the helicopter thats supposed to transport them explodes, a day later though the sheriffs office where they were kept is destroyed and everyone in it dies

AND THEN. there is dead silence on them for YEARS. they become myth after this, some super weird criminals who go down in infamy in online forums and chatrooms and dean winchester is known as the guy who can never stay dead.

and then. dean and sam get arrested again. a decade later. yeah theyre alive still. who wouldve guessed. what are they arrested for this time? TRYING TO KILL THE PRESIDENT.

A silly little nsfw Destiel idea for you dining pleasure,

once upon a time Dean jokingly told Cas that the way you apologize to your lover is by giving them a blowjob. Fast-forward to them hugging in the bunker after Cas apologizes for something he did wrong and suddenly pulls back and drops to his knees and starts to unbuckle Dean's belt and Dean's like "!?!?!?!?!?!?!?" and tries to stop Cas but then Cas is like "Don't worry dean, I want you to know that I truthfully mean my apology" and before Dean can respond with "WTF" he just blacks out because Cas doesn't actually know how to give a blowjob and just straight up swallows him whole.