Me When-

me when-

Atsushi:Compliment me

Dazai: you have eyes.

Atsushi: you know what…..I will take it

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Kunikida:Are you ever going to listen to me?

Dazai: Aww kunikida do You doubt me so much? Of course I wil!

Kunikida: when?

Dazai: when your right!

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Yosano: we all have our demons

Dazai Grabbing kunikida: this one’s mine!

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Yosano: Who would you kill out of the four of us Kunikida?

Kunikida: Dazai easily.

Dazai: WTF man, why not someone easy like atsushi?

Kunikida: Atsushi is too easy he would probably let me.

Atsushi walking into the office: What the actual Fuck

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Atsushi: what are you two arguing about?

Kunikida:She won’t stop using expressions wrong!

Yosano: Oh cry me a table kunikida

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Kunikida: *angrily pressing Kunikida into a wall* where the fuck did you put those files!?!?!

Dazai:……

Dazai: are we about to kiss……

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Dazai: talk dirty to me~

Kunikida: Inflation is a serious problem and lumber prices are high

Dazai: What-

Kunikida: the economy is in shambles

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My friends and I’s texts as ADA characters! Pt1

DAZATSU HEADCANONS

It’s impressive how I love this ship yet I never shared any headcannons of them so here you go!

-Daizai loves to lay down and be petted. He would tease Atsuhi about being a cat, but he is the one that when he wants attention, rest his head on Atsushi’s lap and demands him to pet him like a house cat. Atsushi complies, though, because Dazai’s hair is soft and it relaxes him.

-Dazai is in charge of Atsushi’s wardrobe, don’t fight with me on this one. All the clothes we have seen in the official arts? All Dazai’s doing. He loved the yukatas. Because yukatas are easy to untie (if you know what I mean). But his favorite one is the tiger hoodie.

-Also: “Atsushi-kun, Did you know that, when you accept clothes from somebody, you are giving them permission to remove said clothes?” “EHHHHHH!?!?!?!” Kunikida punched him so hard.

-I’m a big fan of the “Boyfriend T-shirt trope” and so is Dazai. Whenever Atsushi is in his apartment all his clothes magically disappear and Dazai makes him use his . Atsushi looks adorable in his oversized shirts and he plays with the sleeves when he thinks nobody is looking, but Dazai is and is taking photos.

-Also Dazai has like thousand of photos of Atsushi on his mobile phone and shows them gladly to anybody even if they didn’t ask. He and Kyouka trade them constantly.

-Speaking of clothes, you can’t convince me that Dazai hasn’t wrapped that big coat around Atsushi while he is wearing it. Just imagine him hugging Atsushi from behind and hiding him in the coat when it’s cold. At first Atsushi was embarrassed, but it became a routine and now you can see them out in the streets wrapped around each other.

-Dazai spoils Atsushi rotten, but because this boy are a cinnamon roll, it’s so easy to make him happy. Atsushi wants to try a new restaurant? Dazai’s treat. Atsushi is interested in something he saw in a shop? It’s in front of his door next day. Atsushi is feeling down and wants to cuddle, but is too shy to ask? Dazai would stop whatever he is doing and cuddle him to death. But even so Dazai gets frustrated because Atsushi demands so little, like LET ME SPOIL YOU GODDAMMIT!!!!!!!

-Their line of  work is dangerous and injuries are a normal thing, so are Atsushi and Akutagawa’s arguments and insults, but Dazai can tolerate that. They are expected and necessary to create a bond between the new soukoku. But if somebody else insults or makes Atsushi feel worthless, oh boy prepare to be mindfucked and destroyed.

-INTESIVE BODY WORDSHIPING SESSIONS!!!! And not only in the sexual way. I mean full on sessions of softly kissing scars, tracing their bodies, testing boundaries, like how comfortable is Dazai with showing whatever is under those bandages and Atsushi showing his scars and sharing their history. Just hours and hours of soft, gentle, warm touches (take me now).

-Dazai likes to watch Atsushi sleep. He is the last one to fall asleep and hearing Atsushi’s breath and watching his calm face lulls him to sleep. When he wakes up before Atsuhi he does the same.

-Dazai is not a jealous guy, but sure is possessive, just not in the suffocating style because he doesn’t want to scare Atsushi away. He marks his territory pretty damn well. He would use that creepy smile he has (you know which one), redirect the situation and take Atsushi away from whatever idiot that tried to flirt with him, scaring them enough so they won’t try ever again. After that he will demand attention all day long. I headcanon Atsushi being really popular, but oblivious of it so Dazai has a lot of work to do.

-When time passes and Atsushi grows more confident, he learns how to deal with Dazai. I can imagine a twenty something Atsushi stopping Dazai in his tracks like it’s nothing, saying NO to any stupid idea Dazai proposes and Dazai, surprising to others, obeys. Also, Atsushi uses the “I’m  blatantly ignoring you until you mature” tactic, because not receiving attention from Atsushi drives Dazai crazy. Kunikida is secretly so proud of Atsushi.

Attention seeker 🙄

"don't you ever scare me like that! I almost had a heart attack hearing your news!"

"but you tried to kill me a second ago. I'm just joking, you know how I am, don't you atsushi? (◡ ω ◡)"

Sigh..

I drew this in class.

Lightning practice.