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5 months ago
I Dont Romantically Ship Kunizai (me And My Bsf R Just Like Dazai And Kuni Fr, And Also Idk, I Js Dont

I don’t romantically ship kunizai (me and my bsf r just like dazai and kuni fr, and also idk, I Js don’t ship it romantically🤷🏼‍♀️) but with the new chapter BROOO THE ANGST OPPORTUNITIESSSS, NOT JUST FOR DAZAI BUT FOR THE WHOLE AGENCYYY AGGHHH😭😭😭😭 I wanna draw their reactions to his death now (that’s probably not gonna happen🤑)

dazai: “HES WHAT?! NO ATSUSHI YOUR JOKING! you’re joking.. right?”

GRRRRR THE ANGST AHHHHH IM SO SADD BROO, IM NOT EVEN CAUGHT UP TO THE MANGA AT ALL💀

LIKE IMAGINE AKU HUGGING A SOBBING ATSUSHI AND AYA AS HE COMFORTS BOTH OF THEMMM AHHHH😭

bro give aya a freaking break, give all of them a freaking break🙁

ASAGIRI WHEN I CATCH YOU ASAGIRI‼️‼️‼️‼️

KUNIKIDA IS ALIVE KUNIKIDA IS ALIVE KUNIKIDA IS ALIVEEEEE

I can’t chat😭😭😭✋✋

also Chuuya comforting dazai over it AHHHH!!!!!! Cus I do think dazai cared abt him so so much :(😭😭


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5 months ago

”name one video EVERY bsd fan has seen”

BERNADETTE YOU ARE MY LIBERTYYY, I CELEBRATE THE DAY, THAT YOU CHANGED MY HISTORY‼️‼️‼️

idc if ur not a fyolai shipper, you’ve seen this.


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4 months ago
You And Me Were Not The Same.

you and me we’re not the same.

i am a sinner, you are a saint.

CHAT IM DONE YIPPEE!!!! they’re so siblings:3 i love the traumatized mafia kids😋 spreading my bisexual dazai and lesbian yosano bestfriends agenda with this one🔥🔥


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11 months ago

Atsushi: Fuck You

Dazai: No u

Atsushi: Im down

Dazai: your like 4

Atsushi: NO IM NOT IM 4 YEARS YOUNGER THAN YOU

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*the Ada all circles around atsushi’s desk*

Atsushi: Well dazai and i finally did it!

The Ada: *shocked noises and gasps*

Atsushi: that’s right….we kissed!!

Kunikida: thank god

Yosano:Thats not what i thought you where going to say.

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Dazai: What do You wAnna be for your first Halloween here?

Atsushi: Yours

Dazai:

Dazai: That would be scary ngl

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*dazai leaning over atsushi’s desk as he types out a report*

Dazai: Are you an F5 key? Because that ass is refreshing.

Atsushi: Are You a Software Update? Because not right now.

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Atsushi: Dazai do you love me?

Dazai: Normally I would say yes right away but I feel like this is going somewhere I won’t like

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Atsushi: As the top in this relationship i think -

Dazai: wow, your pulling rank on me?!

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Atsushi:Pros and Cons of dating me.

Atsushi: Pros, I got a powerful ability,you will be the cute one, I do your work.

Atsushi: Cons, ….. where tf do I start


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11 months ago

Atsushi: I owe you one.

Dazai:Thats ok. You can just date me.

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Dazai: I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. no response

Atsushi: wow they sound stupid

Dazai:But they’re not, they’re really smart actually just dense

Atsushi: Maybe you just need to be more obvious. Like I don’t know….”hey! I love you”

Dazai: I guess your right. Hey atsushi I love you

Atsushi: See! Just like that

Dazai: Holy fucking shit

Atsushi: if that flys over their head they are way to dumb for you dazai!

Dazai: Atsushi.

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Atsushi: so if you where in bed with me what would you do?

Dazai: that depends…..is your bed comfy?

Atsushi: I would like to say so.

Dazai: I would sleep.

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11 months ago

Atsushi:Compliment me

Dazai: you have eyes.

Atsushi: you know what…..I will take it

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Kunikida:Are you ever going to listen to me?

Dazai: Aww kunikida do You doubt me so much? Of course I wil!

Kunikida: when?

Dazai: when your right!

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Yosano: we all have our demons

Dazai Grabbing kunikida: this one’s mine!

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Yosano: Who would you kill out of the four of us Kunikida?

Kunikida: Dazai easily.

Dazai: WTF man, why not someone easy like atsushi?

Kunikida: Atsushi is too easy he would probably let me.

Atsushi walking into the office: What the actual Fuck

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Atsushi: what are you two arguing about?

Kunikida:She won’t stop using expressions wrong!

Yosano: Oh cry me a table kunikida

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Kunikida: *angrily pressing Kunikida into a wall* where the fuck did you put those files!?!?!

Dazai:……

Dazai: are we about to kiss……

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Dazai: talk dirty to me~

Kunikida: Inflation is a serious problem and lumber prices are high

Dazai: What-

Kunikida: the economy is in shambles

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10 months ago
Just Some Pose Practice!
Just Some Pose Practice!

just some pose practice!

(Drawing based off random pose on Pinterest)


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8 months ago

BUNGO STRAY DOGS FANS

Hello! So random question,

I have had a bungo stray dogs obsession since 2018 and really enjoy thinking and theorizing about . Earlier today my friend said I should make a YouTube channel going episodes to episode going through,explaining what’s happening, how it references authors books, symbolism ect. Right now I’m going through and watching it through with friends and doing that exact thing so that’s how this idea came out. I was wondering would there be anyone interested in that? The videos would have no ship bias ect. It would also be fun to break down the side novels and authors books and how they relate to the characters


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8 months ago

Kunikida: It is so dark in here

Dazai: I got you man

Dazai: *stomps feet and sketchers light up*

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Dazai : Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running? 
Atsushi : Oh, I’m always running 
Atsushi : The question is from what

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Dazai : Okay. I get it. You've had a really hard time lately, you're stressed out, seven people died-
Atsushi : Twelve, actually.
Dazai : Not the point. Look, they're dead now and really whose fault is that?
Atsushi : Yours!
Dazai : That's right: no one's.

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Dazai : Here's some advice
Atsushi : I didn't ask for any
Dazai : Too bad. I'm stuck here with my thoughts and you're the only one who talks to me

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Dazai : I can explain.
Atsushi : Can you?
Dazai : If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.

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Dazai : I’m gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why.
Atsushi : Only if you also don't ask why
Atsushi : *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick.
Dazai :
Atsushi :
Dazai : This one is fine

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Btw I am working on the YouTube stuff


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8 months ago

BSD FAN!

If you guys remember my post from a couple weeks ago about me starting a YouTube channel to explain bsd and all the details….

BSD FAN!

It’s in the works…..


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7 months ago

So guys,

Who do we think is going to kill fyodor (I’m team Atsushi tbh AND I CAN EXPLAIN IT)


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6 months ago

Someone yell at me to keep working on the script for the first bsd YouTube video


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6 months ago
I TOLD YOU GUYS ATSUSHI WOILD SAVE US

I TOLD YOU GUYS ATSUSHI WOILD SAVE US💪💪💪💪🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅


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atsushi gets super clingy when he's drinking like the first time the ada took him out for drinks, dazai and kunikida could not move because atsushi was holding them so tightly and he finally, tearfully, allowed kunikida to leave because kunikida had to use the bathroom only to jump across the table and hold onto to junichiro (dragging dazai with him), when they finally left and took him home, they had to claw him off ranpo and even then it only worked because since it was his first time drinking, yosano was going to stay with him just in case

anyway, after the first time, the ada just get used to it and it no longer registers to them as anything but normal

akutagawa and atsushi aren't even tentative friends yet before akutagawa runs into tipsy atsushi and ends the night with an armful of atsushi that wont let go no matter how much he pokes and prods but thats a different story lmao

higuchi: sir... why is the agency's weretiger curled up on your lap

akutagawa: he went drinking with his friends.


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