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DAZATSU HEADCANONS

It’s impressive how I love this ship yet I never shared any headcannons of them so here you go!

-Daizai loves to lay down and be petted. He would tease Atsuhi about being a cat, but he is the one that when he wants attention, rest his head on Atsushi’s lap and demands him to pet him like a house cat. Atsushi complies, though, because Dazai’s hair is soft and it relaxes him.

-Dazai is in charge of Atsushi’s wardrobe, don’t fight with me on this one. All the clothes we have seen in the official arts? All Dazai’s doing. He loved the yukatas. Because yukatas are easy to untie (if you know what I mean). But his favorite one is the tiger hoodie.

-Also: “Atsushi-kun, Did you know that, when you accept clothes from somebody, you are giving them permission to remove said clothes?” “EHHHHHH!?!?!?!” Kunikida punched him so hard.

-I’m a big fan of the “Boyfriend T-shirt trope” and so is Dazai. Whenever Atsushi is in his apartment all his clothes magically disappear and Dazai makes him use his . Atsushi looks adorable in his oversized shirts and he plays with the sleeves when he thinks nobody is looking, but Dazai is and is taking photos.

-Also Dazai has like thousand of photos of Atsushi on his mobile phone and shows them gladly to anybody even if they didn’t ask. He and Kyouka trade them constantly.

-Speaking of clothes, you can’t convince me that Dazai hasn’t wrapped that big coat around Atsushi while he is wearing it. Just imagine him hugging Atsushi from behind and hiding him in the coat when it’s cold. At first Atsushi was embarrassed, but it became a routine and now you can see them out in the streets wrapped around each other.

-Dazai spoils Atsushi rotten, but because this boy are a cinnamon roll, it’s so easy to make him happy. Atsushi wants to try a new restaurant? Dazai’s treat. Atsushi is interested in something he saw in a shop? It’s in front of his door next day. Atsushi is feeling down and wants to cuddle, but is too shy to ask? Dazai would stop whatever he is doing and cuddle him to death. But even so Dazai gets frustrated because Atsushi demands so little, like LET ME SPOIL YOU GODDAMMIT!!!!!!!

-Their line of  work is dangerous and injuries are a normal thing, so are Atsushi and Akutagawa’s arguments and insults, but Dazai can tolerate that. They are expected and necessary to create a bond between the new soukoku. But if somebody else insults or makes Atsushi feel worthless, oh boy prepare to be mindfucked and destroyed.

-INTESIVE BODY WORDSHIPING SESSIONS!!!! And not only in the sexual way. I mean full on sessions of softly kissing scars, tracing their bodies, testing boundaries, like how comfortable is Dazai with showing whatever is under those bandages and Atsushi showing his scars and sharing their history. Just hours and hours of soft, gentle, warm touches (take me now).

-Dazai likes to watch Atsushi sleep. He is the last one to fall asleep and hearing Atsushi’s breath and watching his calm face lulls him to sleep. When he wakes up before Atsuhi he does the same.

-Dazai is not a jealous guy, but sure is possessive, just not in the suffocating style because he doesn’t want to scare Atsushi away. He marks his territory pretty damn well. He would use that creepy smile he has (you know which one), redirect the situation and take Atsushi away from whatever idiot that tried to flirt with him, scaring them enough so they won’t try ever again. After that he will demand attention all day long. I headcanon Atsushi being really popular, but oblivious of it so Dazai has a lot of work to do.

-When time passes and Atsushi grows more confident, he learns how to deal with Dazai. I can imagine a twenty something Atsushi stopping Dazai in his tracks like it’s nothing, saying NO to any stupid idea Dazai proposes and Dazai, surprising to others, obeys. Also, Atsushi uses the “I’m  blatantly ignoring you until you mature” tactic, because not receiving attention from Atsushi drives Dazai crazy. Kunikida is secretly so proud of Atsushi.

just some pose practice!

(Drawing based off random pose on Pinterest)

Atsushi:Compliment me

Dazai: you have eyes.

Atsushi: you know what…..I will take it

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Kunikida:Are you ever going to listen to me?

Dazai: Aww kunikida do You doubt me so much? Of course I wil!

Kunikida: when?

Dazai: when your right!

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Yosano: we all have our demons

Dazai Grabbing kunikida: this one’s mine!

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Yosano: Who would you kill out of the four of us Kunikida?

Kunikida: Dazai easily.

Dazai: WTF man, why not someone easy like atsushi?

Kunikida: Atsushi is too easy he would probably let me.

Atsushi walking into the office: What the actual Fuck

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Atsushi: what are you two arguing about?

Kunikida:She won’t stop using expressions wrong!

Yosano: Oh cry me a table kunikida

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Kunikida: *angrily pressing Kunikida into a wall* where the fuck did you put those files!?!?!

Dazai:……

Dazai: are we about to kiss……

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Dazai: talk dirty to me~

Kunikida: Inflation is a serious problem and lumber prices are high

Dazai: What-

Kunikida: the economy is in shambles

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Atsushi: I owe you one.

Dazai:Thats ok. You can just date me.

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Dazai: I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. no response

Atsushi: wow they sound stupid

Dazai:But they’re not, they’re really smart actually just dense

Atsushi: Maybe you just need to be more obvious. Like I don’t know….”hey! I love you”

Dazai: I guess your right. Hey atsushi I love you

Atsushi: See! Just like that

Dazai: Holy fucking shit

Atsushi: if that flys over their head they are way to dumb for you dazai!

Dazai: Atsushi.

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Atsushi: so if you where in bed with me what would you do?

Dazai: that depends…..is your bed comfy?

Atsushi: I would like to say so.

Dazai: I would sleep.

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Dazai cosplay pics?!?!?!?

BSD Anthologies Masterlist

I couldn't find a comprehensive (and with still working links) masterlist of the translated anthology chapters so. Here we go! Biggest shoutout to this other masterlist by @/yokohama-drip for most of the chapter references and to bsd-bibliophile for chapters 7 and 12 of the first and second anthologies. Titles translation credits go to the bsd wiki. Happy reading!

Edit: Thank you so much @amythedemisimp for the precious additions!!!

1-5 raws

First Anthology -Rei-

Don't Get a Stomachache to Gain a Friend by Hideki

The Things I Hate, the Things I Like by Ichi Kotoko

The Devil Comes and Takes Care by KanaiNeco

Kenji 100% by Enya Uraki

The Detective Agency's Manju Incident by Ui Kashima

A Quiz During Work by Mito Aoi

Karl's Resentment by Tsubata Nozaki /// alternative translation

The Things I Like by Con Kitora

Me and the Cake and Sometimes the Pug by Kazuki Tōgō

Jun'ichirō Tanizaki's Suffering by Akamaru

Fortune-telling Will Bring Good Luck by Yūto Masagishi

Icy Weather by Tam Chashibu

What is a Partner...? by Akaza Samamiya

Second Anthology -Hana-

The Detective Agency and the Port Mafia's Holidays by Mikan Aka

Time Sale is a Battlefield by Guru Mizoguchi

Q's Stroll Day by Kazusa Subaru

Osamu Dazai Quiz Tournament by Hinoki Kino

Ruler! Fitzgerald's Room by KanaiNeco

Thirty-two. Episode Five by Kakashi Tano

Ichiyō Higuchi's Off Duty Top Secret Mission by Ataru Hida

A Restaurant with Many Literary Masters by Ko Nikaido

A Timid Person's Day by Masahiro Jinno

Hot Pots and Holidays by Sho Kimiduka

The Tiger's Repayment by Kotaro

Sweet Outing by Yuzuru Kuzukiri /// alternative translation

Bungos' Joint Social Gathering by Hideki

Stray Dogs' Lucky Spot Disagreement by Noka Nogami

Third Anthology -Rin-

Mother by Hideki /// alternative translation

The Mafia Inadvertently Read a Novel Written on a Whim and Reincarnated in a Parallel Universe by Hinoki Kino /// alternative translation

As You Wear It by Akira Hirahara /// alternative translation

The Devil's Automatic Door by Nanora /// alternative transaltion

How to Find Happiness by Kanae Ikushima /// alternative translation

Hello, Again Winter Dreams. by Pyaa /// alternative translation

The Visitor in the Rain by Togekinoko /// alternative translation

Because My Senior's Healthcare is Also My Job by Roku Sakura /// alternative translation

Good Weather, Cat Storm by Osawa /// alternative translation

Breakfast Situation by Miki Daichi /// alternative translation

Elise-chan, a Smartphone Application by KanaiNeco /// alternative translation

Q's Suffering by Hiko Nekome /// alternative translation

Tiger, Sometimes Cat by Taichi Miya /// alternative translation

The Port Mafia's Medical Check-up by Sakurana Haru

With a Hat, a Man and a Beef Bowl by Oda

Fourth Anthology -Akatsuki-

Poe and Ranpo and Enter and Black Tea by Imaru Adachi /// alternative translation

Apple Demon by Nykken

A Little Break by Siroisora

Exciting Grab Bag by Toriyasu

All Quiet on the Black Cloth Front by Mari Araki

Hirotsu-san's Coffee Shop by Yashino Ayashiro

The Client is a Cute Ghost by Otakumi

The Little Visitor in the Rain by Togekinoko

Fully Automatic Suicide Machine by Zero Akabane

Why Did You Come to Japan? by KanaiNeco

The Story of Kunikida Falling Asleep by Saru Hashino

A Hunting Dogs' Holiday by Hinoki Kino

Infernal Day by Asuka Keigen

The Decision is an Oblate that Enwraps the Pain of Life by Hideki

Fifth Anthology -Kanade-

Masterlist by @/zilinks

Sixth Anthology -Mutsumi-

Given to You Based on Your Level and Love by KanaiNeco

Detective Agency Radio by Yu Kira

GET UP LUCY!! by Kabotya

Poe, Wine and the Setting Sun by Imaru Adachi

Shindafuri Dai Sakusen by Yuri Tsukushiro

Hanachidori by iyutani

What Style Are You? by Kiyo Hasui

'Hitori' yori 'hanbun' by Neno

The Angel's Rest by Mari Araki

Mottomo Erai Egoisuto by Mutsuki Higashioji

Magomusume Sakusen, Zokkō-chū ni Tsuki by Eku Hachida

Boo no Yū by Asato Konami

Do S! Erisu-chan!! by Kakeru Sora

Young Ranpo Wants to Be Praised by Tsuki Anmi (incomplete)

If the exchange goes down and Atsushi is chosen, I just picture this...

"You're not worried." Asks Mori, a smirk on his lips while Dazai regards him coldly. "You have so much faith in the boy. And yet you've already given me two loyal dogs. Who's to say this one won't be the third."

Dazai looks at Mori like hes the single dumbest person he's ever met.

"Atsushi is a cat."

Atsushi: Fuck You

Dazai: No u

Atsushi: Im down

Dazai: your like 4

Atsushi: NO IM NOT IM 4 YEARS YOUNGER THAN YOU

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*the Ada all circles around atsushi’s desk*

Atsushi: Well dazai and i finally did it!

The Ada: *shocked noises and gasps*

Atsushi: that’s right….we kissed!!

Kunikida: thank god

Yosano:Thats not what i thought you where going to say.

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Dazai: What do You wAnna be for your first Halloween here?

Atsushi: Yours

Dazai:

Dazai: That would be scary ngl

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*dazai leaning over atsushi’s desk as he types out a report*

Dazai: Are you an F5 key? Because that ass is refreshing.

Atsushi: Are You a Software Update? Because not right now.

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Atsushi: Dazai do you love me?

Dazai: Normally I would say yes right away but I feel like this is going somewhere I won’t like

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Atsushi: As the top in this relationship i think -

Dazai: wow, your pulling rank on me?!

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Atsushi:Pros and Cons of dating me.

Atsushi: Pros, I got a powerful ability,you will be the cute one, I do your work.

Atsushi: Cons, ….. where tf do I start

*Atsushi throwing his head into dazais lap*

Atsushi: Tell me Im Pretty!

*Dazai lovingly stroking his hair*

Dazai: Your pretty fucking annoying

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Atsushi: so your a cat person right?

Dazai:yeah?

*Atsushi slowly pushes Cup off table*

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Atsushi: You look good in that hoodie

Dazai: You know where else I would look good?

Atsushi: my bed-

Dazai: By your side- what.

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Atsushi: Dazai-san?

Dazai: wait wait-

Dazai: You just had your tongue down my throat and now you are being formal?

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Atsushi: WAnna explain that text from last night?

Dazai: Autocorrect

Atsushi: what did you type for it to autocorrect to ‘please step on me’?

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My friends and I’s texts as ADA characters! Pt.2

My friends and I’s texts as ADA characters! Pt1

me when-

Just normal night in Angel’s Share

chuuya, seeing a white tiger: hey aren't you dazai's weird kid??

white tiger: *tiger noises*

chuuya, sighing: well whatever. i guess i'll take you back to shitty dazai. ur almost on port mafia territory

white tiger: *tiger noises*

chuuya, using his ability to carry a freaked out tiger:

chuuya, at the ada office: oi open up

fukuzawa, walking out at the commotion and seeing a giant cat i mean tiger: O-O

dazai, walking out becuz chuuya: chibi what are you- why do you have a tiger

chuuya: huh??? wtf do u mean y do i have a tiger

kunikida: i think he means: why are you in possession of a tiger?

chuuya: i didn't fucking kidnap him if thats what ur implying

atsushi, walking out: whats going o- oh! is that a white tiger? chuuya-san, are you in kenji's saving wildlife club??

chuuya, staring wide eyed at atsushi and then the tiger and then atsushi: what

EDEN.

He's trying^-^

every time fukuzawa pats dazai's head as a good job, dazai and his always on ability nullify fukuzawa's and in the distant u hear a loud roar as atsushi loses control of his ability for the few seconds

Dazai trying to pretend to be a nobody who knows nothing so his new colleague won't be too suspicious of him during his entrance exam is hilarious

Lightning practice.

My take on their reunion. (Because i'm upset with Asagiri.)

Sorry if my writings are shitty... I'm trying my best to capture the same vibe from my sketchbook (yet failed immediately.)

Enjoy jela

Afternoon Tea

Chuuya is genuinely worried for this young man.

Lightning practice.

Attention seeker 🙄

"don't you ever scare me like that! I almost had a heart attack hearing your news!"

"but you tried to kill me a second ago. I'm just joking, you know how I am, don't you atsushi? (◡ ω ◡)"

Sigh..

I drew this in class.

dazatsu cursed collection