So I Spent A Hot Minute Thinking About This

So I spent a hot minute thinking about this

Ashes would be the next Boston Rob

Put the Mechanisms on Survivor

What would happen??

More on me thinking about the mechs on survivor

I feel like Ashes would win. They’d easily be the next Boston Rob

Jonny would kill at those endurance challenges and just like... absolutely roast the people he’s competing again. (Think Christian from David vs Goliath in that one challenge but like... more mean)

Brian would be the nice one who everyone loves but they eventually vote off because they are too likeable

The fact that apple ads before podcasts are supposed to be personalized just is so weird

I don’t want to hear about my city’s catholic school board before listening to the new tma thank you.

Jurgen Leitner’s been dead for 4 slutty, slutty years

Ok so I tried to recreate the Pump Shanty remix mentioned in this post but because I don’t know how to edit audio I had to use a website that does it for you, and out of it I got… this. Do with it what you will.

I just saw this on my feed

And I remember this day so clearly omg

Half the people in my school spent lunch staring out the window because the sky was fucking red

Our news is so damn salty i love it