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Mechs incorrect Tumblr and Twitter posts
And more memes because I couldn’t fit them all in one post




Whoag more mechs incorrect posts (and text convos!)










Thank you to @yourlocalmechanism-dr-carmilla for submitting quite a few of these! Specifically numbers 4-7. (The last one you submitted is going to be posted later btw)
Also sorry done of them look like they got put through the digital wood chipper, many of them were made on hotel Wi-Fi or were low quality to begin with.
Put the Mechanisms on Survivor
What would happen??
So I spent a hot minute thinking about this
Ashes would be the next Boston Rob
Put the Mechanisms on Survivor
What would happen??
More on me thinking about the mechs on survivor
I feel like Ashes would win. They’d easily be the next Boston Rob
Jonny would kill at those endurance challenges and just like... absolutely roast the people he’s competing again. (Think Christian from David vs Goliath in that one challenge but like... more mean)
Brian would be the nice one who everyone loves but they eventually vote off because they are too likeable
pssst mechs fans… come get y’all juice










Guys guys guys
I found The Mechanisms at work today

Get it? Get it? Because they’re all ga—
No no no cause I was listening to “Gunpowder Tim vs. The Moon Kaiser” again and I noticed something
When Jonny talks about Tim in the song, all times except for ONCE he only refers to him as “Tim”, not “Gunpowder Tim” (again, save for that one time—which I’m gonna get to). And since Tim’s the hero of this song, you’d expect a heroic ballad to have the title of the person mentioned more than just once, and it is ONCE.
Not even in the end when Tim blows up the moon does he call him his “title”, he only says it once—and it’s at the beginning of that solemn section after the verse where Tim loses it.
It goes from Tim going ballistic to Jonny introducing him as “Gunpowder Tim” for the first time, talking about all the violent and insane things he did
I can’t place exactly why this makes me feel things but it does?? Like—I fucking love Tim for so many reasons, but this is one of my favorite songs cause there’s just so much for me to think about in it, and that part STICKS with me fr—
I’m gonna do all the albums but since I’ve been listening to what I consider to be my favorite on repeat all day I’ll start here by asking,
What’s the Best Song (in your opinion) from “Ulysses Dies At Dawn”?
I started with Ulysses Dies At Dawn so now I must do the others,
“Once Upon A Time (In Space)” ‘s turn!
Up next,
“High Noon Over Camelot” Time!!!








The Mechanisms and their wanted posters (i have no idea who made them or where they’re from but I don’t think i’ve ever seen them posted)
Killers and Renegades, Lairs and Thieves, it’s time for
“The Bifrost Incident” !!!
(Sorry I was gone for a bit, shit’s been nuts, sunburns happen, and so does work—)
Cackling over
Lyf: I…hate…them—
Marius: gOOOOD MORNING—! :D
Moving on, time for,
“Tales To Be Told Vol. One” !!!
Second to last poll of this manner, it’s
“Tales To Be Told Vol. 2” ‘s turn!!
Bonus round before I polish it off with pain,
Alright punks and rebels, listen up,