I Too Appear Like An Arrogant Buffoon Until People Realize Im A Homosexual

I too appear like an arrogant buffoon until people realize I’m a homosexual

women want me fish fear me lately in my life ive been spending a lot of time thinking about how in hbomberguys vid he talks about bachelor being the most arrogant buffoon ever and then i played the game only to find out that hes simply a homosexual

I fucking hate working in food service

There are so many things wrong with the industry (and any customer service) job in general

a trans person designed daniil??? GOD we have rights

yes!!!!! he was the lead artist on patho classic ^^ link to his insta here [x]

Oh dude that’s so fucking cool! I have a Pine Guard patch that I still need to iron onto my Jean jacket!

My copy of the new Taz novel hasn’t arrive yet and I’m very sad about it.

On the bright side I did buy some McElroy merch last night to add to my slowly growing collection

Playing Pathologic 2 while on a discord call is great because we were having a lovely conversation and then I interrupted my friend to say “Damn! This 5 year old has morphine!” Therefore confusing the shit out of every person on the call

One hour besties

Here’s the fit for the war complete with hip bag

The bag has 60 nerf bullets in it

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Let me talk about my life for a minute, aka the fact that my family has the best yearly tradition.

Starting when I was about 10 years old my family started to do a Christmas Eve nerf battle and banquet, every year we got new nerf guns and we’d go into my sisters basement and shoot each other

Due to covid this year, we unfortunately were not able to do this, along with several other family events. So we decided to make up for it

With a nerf war

On Wednesday July 21st we will be renting a hall, setting up a huge banquet (Popeyes chicken, Caesar salads, cookies, a 10lbs turkey, ghost pepper wings, and more snacks than we could ever eat)

And then the war begins

Every person for themselves, every household is bringing their Arsenal of nerf guns, bows, swords and shields

We’ve collected over 5000 bullets for the occasion.

We made trailers for the event of me and my family threatening each other, (and my mom doing witchcraft)

And finally with only a few days remaining. We’ve started to send each other photos of our arsenal.

This is ours. We also have a few fake snowballs for good measure

And this is my sisters

I’ve yet to see my brothers collection but I’ve heard he’s got semi automatic nerf weapons for his children