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The sequel.
Barney Calhoun.
Fries.
exclusive brazilian fast food Sonic figures: Habib's (2023) and Burger King (2024)
bonecos do Sonic exclusivos do Brasil: Habib's e Burger king
The Burger King marries the Dairy Queen at their beautiful Olive Garden. They have two children, Wendy and Carls Jr., who have two jesters to entertain them: Ronald Mcdonald and Jack, who lives in a box. They will be guarded by the noble 5 Guys, the head of the army being Colonel sanders as they live in their White Castle that has a giant bell hanging from it, the Taco Bell.
i'll have ten number nines and a number eighty with mayo and salt and extra onion and also i'll have the banaban meal with the new jumbo josh toy and can i also get a number one a number two and a number three but hold the cheese make it more like a number two point five
just like they’ll remember the face of the colonel from the commercials
oh wait
someone: what are you up to?
me: i’m studying the effects of sodium chloride paired with a potassium+carbohydrate based substance on the human digestive system
them: ...what?
me: french fries. i’m eating mcdonald’s french fries and i’m fucking loving it.
What happened to pickup?
I just want to order my food and go pick it up. But I can’t order it through the website and Doordash/Postmates won’t let me select pickup. I can’t have it delivered because it’s out of range, but can I at least just pickup?
Today we had a discussion at work about where to go for our work trip and I jokingly said Disney World because I so want to built a lightsaber (it's out of question because I live in Europe). And the middle-aged collegues were like "How old are you again?" We thought about another amusement park nearer by and some collegues said "No, we're too old for rollercoasters".
One of my collegues only allows herself one piece of candy a day and would never go to McDonalds.
All over 40 collegues look amused and a bit confused when I talk about teen books like Lockwood and Co, Harry Potter and Percy Jackson.
I had a Peter Pan moment and thought:"I never want to be that adult."
Just random sketches made out of boredom and lack of inspiration...
Berlin March 2022
GUYSSSSSSS
How do y'all's Crocs look like? @mouldingch33se you got yours yet
Humans are weird: Fast Food
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Alien: Where is this king of burgers? Human: Planning of fighting him are we? Alien: I shall claim his crown for my own. Human: *Walks over to counter and talks to cashier* Human: *Comes back with cardboard crown* Human: He was too scared to face you so surrendered it. Alien: *Looks at crown on, gets teary eyed* Alien: Finally! I have a crown! Alien: My father will let me return to my homeworld! Human: Christ this took a turn for serious. ———————-
Alien: Be careful friend human… Alien: That man in the corner has not stopped watching us since we entered. Human: *Turns to look* Human: That is a statue of a clown in a suit. Alien: I can feel his evil presence from here. Human: I can’t argue with that with a body count like his. ———————–
Alien: Why is this jack in a box? Human: Well you see- Alien: Is it the same as being in the closet? Human: What? Alien: Is he afraid to express his true emotional state of being? Human: No, that’s not- Alien: *Stands up and starts shouting* Alien: Where is this Jack! I must give him a hug and tell him everything will be alright!!! ————————–
Alien: Why would I want to eat here? Human: What’s wrong with here? Alien: You are advertising food made in the cold depths beneath your city streets. Human: Look, the name doesn’t actually mean it was made in a sub- Human: *Pauses to think* Human: Actually with how it tastes I can’t blame you for thinking like that. ———————-
Alien: Your people are sick monsters. Human: I knew this already, but for any particular reason? Alien: You stole all of the wings from every buffalo! Human: In our defense, they were delicious. ——————–
Alien: If the location is outside of California, can it still be called a California pizza kitchen? Human: If I rip out one of your kidney’s, is it still a kidney? Alien: That was a bit of a dark comparison. Human: You mess with the CPK and you get the knife. ——————–
Human Waiter: What can I get you? Alien: One of your finest hedgehogs please. Human Waiter: *Visible confusion* Alien: You may hold the rings, as I am allergic to gold. ———————–
Alien: Why does this menu look different? Human: Because we were at hardees last time. Alien: Is this not hardees? Human: No, this is Carl’s jr. Alien: But they both have the same star logo. Human: True. Alien: And they both serve substandard food do they not? Human: I mean, technically they- Alien: Then they are the same, yes? Human: Just eat your damn burger. ————————
Alien: If this place is known for their bread sticks why are they not called as such? Human: Because breadstick garden doesn’t sound as nice. Alien: What it does sound like is false advertising to me. ————————-
Alien: Is it a mermaid or a woman splitting her legs? Human: To this very day no one really knows. ————————-
Human: Aren’t you enjoying yourself? Alien: No, I hate it here. Human: But why? Alien: I was promised owls and all they have given me is scantily clad human females. Human waitress: *Seductive* Can I get you boys anything else? Alien: You may bring me an avian owl or leave us wench! ———————–
Alien: *Throws plate away* Human: What the hell!?! Alien: I will not have bees in my apples! Alien: NEVER!!!!!! Alien: *Picks up nearby waiter and hurls them into bar* ———————-
Human: Can I help you? Alien: Bring this message to your queen of dairy. Alien: *Drops clerk official scroll* Alien: I wish to open trade negotiations. Human: *confused* You might as well get a blizzard talking like that. Alien: *Nods* You are right. Alien: I do not wish to offend the queen with such directness.
