Every Time I See One Of These My Brain Thinks Chupacabra And No Amount Of Electroshock Therapy Is Gonna

Every time I see one of these my brain thinks “Chupacabra” and no amount of electroshock therapy is gonna change that.

I have never seen succession so I read the first half of this post thinking it was about ancient Rome

*roman voice* i’m not like fucking. slay or whatever. like sure i’d suck a cock but it’s like. not fucking gay. i’m not gonna be… yass queening all over the fucking office. so what if i got jerked off by my pt huh? it’s big in fucking… gym… culture. or whatever. fucking sue me for working out i guess. you’re gonna cancel me for getting my fucking gains? fucking snowflake?

*gerri voice* uh huh. can you leave my office now, roman?

An interesting demonstration of how the human brain works.

But also something of a lesson regarding perception, and the unreliability of subjective perspective versus objective reality.

You can be extremely certain about how you perceive the world, your "lived experience," that which you "feel it in my heart." But that doesn't mean it's actually true. And it doesn't mean we have to endorse it, or ignore or outright deny objective reality.

That's a "you" thing, not a "we" thing.

Nothing funnier than anti-communists finding out that they’re communists.

communist cowboys💕

I was in a bio psych class when I figured this out, the prof was explaining habit forming and I was just there like… wat

Hi I was today years old when I realized some people truly don’t have to think about every single thing they do. They don’t have to have an imaginary set of rules (I’m not allowed to put on my bra until I’ve brushed my teeth) to function.

you can just say lactose intolerant

We All Got That Friend Who Think They Can Outwit The Gods And Evade Their Fate