baffling-bisexual-quack

*Vibrates at impossible levels* T H O R B R U C E

HE/HIM!!!. Bisexual. Trans. I like Marvel, BBC Sherlock, Good Omens, Supernatural, and Doctor Who. I {sometimes} write fanfics {ish} & Thorbruce is pretty much my life ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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No Thoughts Just Thor And Bruce Adopting Every Single Orphaned Asgardian When They Get Back To Earth

No thoughts just Thor and Bruce adopting every single orphaned asgardian when they get back to earth and having like a thousand kids and being the best dads

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thorbruce Thor bruce banner brucethor thunderscience GammaHammer Asgardians thor ragnarok it taking like 10 minutes to list all of their kids and god help the poor motherfucker who says shit about them because then theirs an entire army of warriors at their door and they would NEVER forget a birthday

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