Thor: Every Talk I Have With You People Gets More And More Absured!

Thor: Every talk I have with you people gets more and more absured!

Tony: You say “you people” like you’re not part of the family. You’re already on the christmas card.

Bruce definitely braids Thor's hair. He gets really good at it. He looks up tutorials on cool complex braids on youtube to try out. Thor loves it. Their snapchat story is filled with pictures of Thor's hair.

omg thank you nonnie this is so friggen cute i love this!!! i bet thor would show off his hair to everyone and say how his beloved did it for him. thor does have some very luscious locks 

Tony: Thor, stop eating my pop tarts!

Thor, chewing: Make me.

Tony: I’ll call Steve.

Thor, challenging: Do it!

Tony: I’ll call Bruce.

Thor:

Thor: You know what? I’ll just go go get my own. See you at dinner!

Steve: I can’t believe you two broke the bed last night!

Tony: Yeah, what we’re you guys even doing?

Bruce: Ummm…

(Last night)

Bruce: Bet you can’t jump high enough to touch the ceiling.

Thor: Try me.

When hulk goes to talk to thor and he’s all Nat didn’t save me you did. Like the parallels drawn between a romantic relationship between Bruce and Natasha with the “platonic” relationship between Bruce and Thor ??? Come on just say they’re dating

Some of my favorite things about Thor that people made up to use in fanfics often:

-When Thor gets too exited, nervous or sad, his hands create little sparks of lightning

- Tony calls him ‘buddy’ ever since he cut his hair

- When he gets nervous, he plays with his fingers because that what Bruce does

- He absolutely loves pop tarts and it’s his favorite food