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Hello ^^ May I Request A Scenario Where Xiao Finds His Weapon Missing And Asks Reader(bf) About Where

hello ^^ may i request a scenario where xiao finds his weapon missing and asks reader(bf) about where it went but his bf was the one who took it? bf is such a terrible liar that it was super obvious to xiao what happened

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Howdy

Oh my, you're in danger jsdgjdsghflj

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I hope this is what you wanted & you enjoy reading!

Xiao x male! reader

Hello ^^ May I Request A Scenario Where Xiao Finds His Weapon Missing And Asks Reader(bf) About Where

Little Thief

For once, it was a rather relaxing day for the Yaksha. No one tried to stand in his way, no demonic spirits anywhere, the weather was nice and soon his boyfriend will come back from his walk.

And the Almond Tofu he was eating made everything even better than it already was.

Suspicious.

Even though it was a quiet day, Xiao couldn't help but think something is going to go wrong. Something had to go wrong. There is no such thing as a 'perfect day'. Not when (Y/N) wasn't there with him at least...

Xiao scoffed slightly at that last thought, trying to overplay the embarrassment he felt for thinking that. //If (Y/N) would hear this, he'd definitely poke fun and me for being so lovey-dovey. Argh.//

Chewing the rest of his food in silence, the golden-eyed began to wonder when his significant other would meet up with him. After all, it was the (Y/EC)-eyed's proposal to watch the sunset together ontop of the Inn's roof.

The idea that something might have happened to him made the man freeze for a second, but he shook that thought right out of his head again. That couldn't be it, (Y/N) was strong and smart enough to defend himself.

After finishing his food, Xiao walked to the room he and his boyfriend stayed in. He wanted to get his weapon he left in there, like he always did when he had to calm his nerves. Xiao felt safer with it, but a significantly huge weight is always being lifted from his shoulders whenever he put it aside. Really put it aside, not making it vanish into thin air.

Xiao went straight to the closet where he locked in his spear-

"...No."

He threw the closet doors open upon seeing the lock dangling on one of the handles, unlocked. Panic rose in his body, eyes widen, "You've got to be kidding me...", he growled through his teeth. The closet was completely empty.

The turquoise-haired closed his eyes, took a few deep breathes and crossed his arms over his chest. He began to recall everything to solve the mystery.

//I put the spear in there before I went to eat something and before (Y/N) went out on a walk. That was about 20 minutes ago...The only two people who have the magical key to open the lock are me and (Y/N)...(Y/N)!//

Now that he thought about it, (Y/N) did behave a bit strangely when they were talking in their shared room, the (Y/EC)-eyed kept staring at Xiao's spear and seemed to be overall a bit nervous. And the most important thing: (Y/N) never took a stroll all by himself, he always asked the other to join him.

Xiao rubbed his temples and leaned against the wall beside the door. He had no idea why his boyfriend would steal his weapon and, for the time being, didn't care. He just hoped it really was him.

About 15 minutes later, the (Y/HC)-haired arrived at Wangshuu Inn, about to complete his mission. That, however, proofed itself to be quite difficult. (Y/N) surely attracted a lot of attention with that giant cloth on his back which contained a certain someone's weapon.

//I should've thought this through! Taking the spear without Xiao noticing is one thing, but putting it back before he notices it's gone-//

Quiet like a cat, he made his way up the stairs, greeting people with a nod as he walked past them. Believe me when I say (Y/N) had his reasons to steal- I mean- to borrow his boyfriend's spear without asking him first. Well, besides looking cool with the Jade Winged-Spear and acting like the adept, of course.

(Y/N) sighed in relieve upon seeing the door to his destination, barging in without knocking and letting out a shriek before stumbling backwards after he saw Xiao move from his earlier position to block his way. Before (Y/N) could fall, Xiao grabbed him by his wrist and pulled him against his chest.

The (Y/HC)-haired's face turned bright red, he had been caught in his crime. He raised his gaze, flinching when he saw Xiao staring back at him with an anamused expression on his face.

The Yaksha sighed and released his boyfriend's wrist before closing the door and crossing his arms as he continued to eye his lover, occasionally letting his eyes drift to the clothed weapon (Y/N) carried on his back.

"So you really were the one who took my spear without my permission.", he stated in a stern voice, but not much different from the way he usually spoke. (Y/N) sweatdropped and began to fiddle with his hands, face still as red as Jueyun chilis.

"I-I can explain! So there were these treasure hoarders I passed by during my walk and- and they had- I noticed they had your spear on them and I was like- 'Hey that can't be right!', right? So I walked over there and managed to get the spear back and- isn't that crazy, though? I mean, how did they even open the lock? Hehehehe...Yeah- so- so that's what happened!"

Xiao continued to stare at (Y/N), clearly unimpressed, clearly unconvinced.

Really, if (Y/N) wasn't so dear to him, Xiao would give him a piece of his mind, never trusting him again, but...he was sure the (Y/HC)-haired had a completely understandable reason for stealing his spear.

"You don't really believe I'd ever believe such an excuse of a lie, do you?", he sighed, "Just tell me the truth. Why did you take my spear? You know I need it in case something happens, right?"

(Y/N) avoided eye-contact as he took the spear from his back and removed the cloth, before handing it over to its rightful owner. The adept's eyes widened as he held his weapon in his hand, finally being able to have a look at it.

"What...? You cleaned it?", he asked, running his un-gloved fingers down the handle. It almost looked like it was shining.

The other nodded as he intertwined his fingers behind his back, "And I also let a friend of Zhongli resharpen it.", (Y/N) still avoided eye-contact, "You mentioned how blunt it got and also- also how disgustingly dirty it got from your last couple of fights."

(Y/N) finally looked at his lover, "I didn't ask because I wanted to surprise you...and because you would have done it yourself, even though you were supposed to relax...I'm sorry, though..."

The room went silent after his explanation, while Xiao admired his weapon. That was pretty much the first time in a long time he understood what the phrase 'good as new' meant.

But, Xiao didn't quite understand why he felt so warm all of the sudden. He should be angry, or at least annoyed, no?

He looked up at his nervous lover, he was almost able to hear (Y/N)'s racing heart and was definitely able to feel his own.

//It's because he did it for me, to make me happy...//, he thought, almost as if it was someone else telling him. He shook his head.

"You scared me, you know?", Xiao finally spoke up, making his spear vanish into thin air and walking towards his boyfriend. (Y/N) muttered another apology, making the other sigh once more, "It's alright, just ask for permission next time."

The (Y/HC)-haired glanced to the side, a clear sign for Xiao to understand, "I will not decline the offer, I promise." Hearing those words made (Y/N) smile again, his (Y/EC) eyes sparkling as he looked into Xiao's golden ones.

Xiao took a deep breath through his nose, a blush threatening to form on his cheeks. He raised his hand to pet (Y/N)'s head, "You're such a trouble maker...", he mumbled, making his boyfriend laugh.

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3 years ago

hello my lovely son.

how have you been?

anyway, enough small talk let's get straight to the point.

can you do a mikey from tokyo revengers and a non- binary reader

the reader should be able to beat Mikey if they wanted and mikey sees them as a problem because of that.

they should be childhood friends and mikeys brother back then liked her a lot and treated them as an little sibling. reader should also get along well with draken and they should have relationship were they both respect each other.

so the plot should be that it's finally mikeys birthday and reader was not invited so they burst into their location were they celebrate and makes a scene. let them throw some hands and kicks until one of them stops for some reason. reader doesn't leave and gives their gift to Mikey with an look of anger, still being in a bad mood that he didn't think about inviting them in the first place.

mikey opens it and sees keys in it in confusion everyone goes outside and sees a new motorcycle.

that was the motorcycle from his older brother that reader repaired so it looked as good as new to use.

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Hoi hoi again, my lovely mother owo

I've been good gdifghdifg

I'm honestly kinda scared to write this- cause- aaaaaahhh- MikEy- OnEshOt- scared to make him ooc ghsdgf

And I didn't specifically mentioned anyone besides Draken, Takemichi and Mikey cause I still don't really know anything about Mitsuya, Baji and the others, but they are there

TW: a bit angsty? But it's a happy ending

Part 2 "Misunderstanding"

I hope this is what you wanted & you enjoy reading!

Manjiro Sano x gn! reader

Hello My Lovely Son.

Art is mine!

Happy brithday, ya lil shit

"What do you mean, I'm not invited??"

"Hey, calm down and ask Mikey, I'm just answering your question."

(Y/N) stared blankly at the wall infront of them, hand tightly gripping their phone. They hear Draken sigh on the other side of the line, "I gotta go, the meeting 's 'bout to begin. See ya." And with that, Ken hung up, leaving (Y/N) pouting in their room, clearly about to punch the wall beside them.

How dare Mikey not invite the (Y/HC)-haired to his birthday party?? The two of them used to be so close. They were always together when they were younger. Manjiro's brother even saw (Y/N) as a little sibling! So what happened?

(Y/N)'s incredible strenght happened. After a certain fight, Mikey got scared of the thought that his childhood friend could easily overpower him if they wanted to. And thus, the whole gang.

It might have been a stupid fear to have, but Mikey couldn't help it. The thought of loosing someone by the hands of someone he holds so dearly was just too much.

But (Y/N) had no idea why the blonde suddenly acted so distant and tried to get close to him again. They even got him a very special gift for his birthday that year, put all their sweat and blood into finishing it up. But, they couldn't just come uninvited to a party, right?

Well, they pretty much didn't care about that.

(Y/N) stood up from their bed and stuffed their hands in their pockets, a deep frown on their face, "This isn't fair...", they mumbled under their breath, kicking their chair out of the way to go to the garage to check on the present, " 'Mikey said you're not invited' ", they mocked Ken's tone, "I don't need an invitation."

The (Y/HC)-haired kicked open the door that is connected to the garage and slammed it close behind them again.

Time to see if their hard work really paid off.

The sun was about to set when the birthday party was already in full swing, music blasting through the closed windows, the smell of pizza and other junk food and cakes filling the living room where all the teenagers were. The boys where laughing and eating, some were playing Sing Star while the others held their ears or talked to each other on the other side of the room.

Mikey sat cross-legged on the couch and happily munched on a piece of his birthday cake. Draken sat on his right, devouring his share of one of the pizzas. And Takemichi sat on Mikey's left, enjoying the vibe, even though he was a bit overwhelmed.

(Y/N) could feel the happy atmosphere from outside the house, making them feel a clench in their chest. But they didn't dare to show anything but anger. Not yet, at least. (Y/N) stuffed their hands in their pockets and fumbled with Mikey's present in one of them.

Why were they so nervous all of the sudden? They could feel their heart beating in their chest, their head and in their fingers.

But they ignored the feeling after taking a few deep breathes.

If Mikey doesn't want anything to do them anymore, fine.

But they at least wanted him to have it.

They stepped closer to the front door and ringed the bell, ready to push anyone aside that opened the door and doesn't let them in right away. But they promised themself to try not to hurt them while doing that, it would be one of Mikey's friends after all. (Y/N) didn't want to hurt any of Mikey's friends.

Poor Takemichi, he was the only one who heard the bell over the screaching singing of the others. Confused he walked up to the door and opened it, but he only got to open it a tiny bit. As soon as (Y/N) heard the door knob, something switched inside of them. They were pissed, felt betrayed.

With a kick against the door by the (Y/HC)-haired, Takemichi got sandwiched between said door and the wall next to him. The loud thud and the blonde's surprised yelp caught the attention of the others. Draken almost choked on his pizza slice by the sudden disturbance.

Mikey's shooked expression quickly turned into a frown, as he recognized them, while Draken swallowed his food and rubbed his temples, "I knew this was gonna happen...", he mumbled to himself. Ken send them a look, kindly asking them to go before shit went down, with his eyes.

(Y/N) however, casually walked inside, while Takemichi rubbed his face and closed the door again before he even realized how the atmosphere changed. He froze when he noticed the pissed of glances between the stranger and the gang members.

Takemichi gulped, shit was indeed about to go down.

Manjiro stood up from the couch and continued to stare at (Y/N) with an unamused expression, "What are you doing here?"

(Y/N) walked towards him, hands still stuffed in their pockets, "Nice question,", they replied, "I got a better one. Why do you act so coldly towards your childhood friend? What the fuck did I do??"

Mikey clicked with his tongue, ignoring the question. He had a feeling they would come sooner or later, but now that they're there, his nervousness rose higher and higher, "Get out of her-"

"But why!?", (Y/N) cut him off, "What the fuck did I do!? Why do you suddenly hate me so much!?"

The clench in their chest reappeared again, but they ignored it. If they would let their feelings interrupt them now, they will never get the answers to their questions.

Takemichi looked back and forth between (Y/N) and Mikey, //Why is noone saying anything??//, he asked himself, slightly panicking internally. Draken stood up and walked around the couch to stand next to Takemichi. "Don't get involved.", was all he said to the shorter male, making him nod in return.

Suddenly Mikey raised his foot, trying to land a kick to (Y/N)'s neck, but (Y/N) caught it with one hand. "I will leave once you tell me why I'm suddenly such a bad person in your eyes!", they yelled, but Mikey kept silent. He ripped his leg from their grasp and tried to punch them in their stomach.

The (Y/EC)-eyed managed to catch that attack too, holding onto his wrist and quickly grabbing the other, "Why won't you tell me!?"

"Just shut up and leave!", the blonde grabbed onto the other's wrists as well for support and jumped, boring his feet in their stomach with full force, making them gasp.

They let go of his wrist, turning to look to the side. They clenched their fists and bit their bottom lip in hopes of holding their tears in, but it was already too late.

(Y/N) tried to stiffle their sob as best as they could as the tears rolled down their cheeks to their chin, before raining down onto their top.

Mikey's eyes widened in surprise, whiping his death glare off his face completely, "What...?", he asked in a whisper, only now realising the emotions, the pain of the other.

(Y/N)'s heart was beeing stomped on, kicked and bitten. At least, that's how it felt like. They wiped their tears out of their face with their arm, but new ones came right after. They didn't even care anymore.

With one swift move, they grabbed their present for Mikey out of their pocket and threw it at him, hitting his chest. Mikey caught it last second, staring at it with widened eyes. "Happy birthday, ya lil shit.", they said through gritten teeth, their voice scratchy ans slightly croaky.

They tunred around and left, leaving the others stare at them until they left their eye sight, while Mikey slowly opened the box in his hands.

Takemichi slowly stepped closer to the shorter male, but didn't dare to say a word. Draken put a hand on Takemichi's shoulder to hold him back again. The last thing Mikey needed was someone asking if he was okay or anything of that sort.

Mikey's hands were shaky as he took out his gift from inside the box. It was a key, a motorcycle key.

"No way!", he exclaimed loudly as he recognized the shape and design from said key. The blonde immediately ran outside, looking around for the motorcycle. He almost fell on his knees as he found it and ran towards it. This couldn't be real!

The others quickly followed their leader outside, finding him slowly approaching a motorcycle with wobbly steps. Mikey let his fingers brush against the cold metal, hands and breath shaky, "No way...", he repeated in a whisper.

Flashbacks to his childhood flooded his mind. His brother...this motorcycle...it was his brother's. Mikey always wanted to ride on it on his own. He promised (Y/N) to give them a ride on it one day.

The memory hit him like a lightning bolt, right to the chest. He felt so quilty...He never wanted to hurt (Y/N) the way he did. He was so stupid- so stupid- so endlessly stupid!

Everyone stared at the motorbike, most of them in shook and confusion. Draken was pretty much the only one who understood what was going on, but he didn't answer any question that was asked out loud.

"(Y/N)...you crazy fucker.", he mumbled. Takemichi looked up at him, "What do yo-"

"Draken!", Mikey yelled as he turned around, his faces covered in thick tears, "Please! P-please get (Y/N)! I don't want them to leave!"


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3 years ago

Ich will nd schlafen gehen 🏃🏻‍♀️

Hast du eig schon Sommerferien in deinem Bundesland? Weil ich hab😎

Ich Will Nd Schlafen Gehen

Yo, hab schon lange Sommerferien. Bruh, hab schon komplett vergessen wie es is zur Schule zu gehn lol

3 years ago

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3 years ago

Sorry if this is dumb to ask.

When you say no prejudice(like racism, homophobia, etc) do you mean at all, or just that the story cannot be ok with it.

Like I could not requests a character comforting the reader after such an experience?

Perfectly fine if not, I just want to be sure incase I want to requests such a thing so that I won't request it from you.

Sorry if that made you uncomfortable.

That's not a dumb question at all!

I mean with that that I won't write about such scenarios. Like, someone getting bullied for being part of the lgbtqia+ community or anything of that sorts.

Comfort is totally fine!

Thanks for asking this, Imma try to make it more clear in my lists.

3 years ago

Uhm- sir- sie sind selber nd am schlafen sag ma das geht garnd hier🤨

Ahem.

Ich bin um 17 Uhr eingepennt und kann nich wieder einschlafen🙄Hömma