YOUVE Been AVOIDING ME!

🍸 YOU’VE been AVOIDING ME!

That’s a good point, Felix.

It was? No one’s told me that before. I mean — yeah. Absolutely.

holy mother of god i have GOT to get weirder

so all the tin can brothers productions are canonically set in the same universe. flopstoppers is all about time travel so time travel is canonically possible in the tcb extended universe, which makes it possible for time travel to exist in spies are forever. time travel is ALSO canon in the hatchetfield universe ala nightmare time “time bastard”. THEREFORE, spycoffee is canon because curt could time travel to the future on a mission and meet paul and go “i could make him worse (gay)”

a selection of contextual facts about my saf/hatchetfield band au for your reading pleasure

before we get started: yes, i’m the spycoffee (paul matthews/agent curt mega) motherfucker. if you’re not on board, move along now, because you’re not gonna like the rest of this! but if you liked my album cover art (seen here), keep reading anyway and HEAR ME OUT. because it’s fucking good.

this is a crossover spies and hatchetfield au because i’m a simple autistic man with a simple special interest. i call it the saf band au for simplicity but they’re all hanging around

background on that is just that. i brought the spies ppl into modern time. also they’re all a little younger, early to mid 20s, just bc that feels more appropriate for a shitty little indie rock band. i imagine it’s a bit of a college garage band situation but they blew up <3

the band (”spies are forever”) is made up of curt, owen, and tatiana. curt is the drummer, owen does backup vocals and bass, and tatiana is the lead guitarist and singer.

emma is their photographer and she’s in lesbians with tatiana :]

curt has two hands. one for owen and one for paul. die mad. (they’re actually all a throuple but this is a funnier way to say it. also curt and owen have been dating Forever but they both like paul a whole bunch just the same)

paul is also their manager. he hates seeing performances most of the time but he supports his boyfriends

their debut album was self-titled and included songs mostly written by owen and tati, lots of themes of independence and breaking the status quo. they also have a short ep (which is the album cover i drew!!) called “Redacted” that curt wrote about his struggles w mental health. i have full song lists for these because im normal

that’s all i have for now but send me an ask or something if you wanna hear more :]

with markiplier

[DSMP/Dream fans DNI <3]