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if anybody needs me, I'll be in the abyss that is the hatchet filed trilogy
OMGS THATS SO COOL DUDE
MY WEBBY DOLL IS FINISHED!!!!!
she’s soooo soft and cuddly and i absolutely love her
pattern under the cut!!!
paul matthews is very autistic imo and i'm glad so many of us agree on that, but i think when people tally up all their reasonings for this headcanon, they don't give nearly enough credit to that one time (during forever & always) he and emma* were arguing about murder and he somehow ended up very passionately talking about cheese???
despite being interviewed individually, all four gave the exact same response
“oh yes, i am very reasonable and normal about this subject!!”
*proceeds to mass reblog any related content*
HATCHETFEILD TRIO
Woah man NPMD made me actually lose it with hyperfixation so here’s the musical trio raghhh!!!!!
I was watching nightmare time for the first time while drawing these and I had to pause for a day to process jane’s a car because what the fuck guys
ted finally surviving a timeline was not on my bingo card for today but boy am i happy abt it
“Pete and Ted can never be together in the same room now :(“ Joey Richter did not play like 8 roles in one song for this
So I know the 'fuck Clivesdale' attitude is pretty universal in Hatchetfield but...
...Richie gets this phrase from his Uncle Paul
![a digital drawing of Grace Chasity from Nerdy Prudes Must Die, recreating the poster for 1976's Carrie. on a black background are two pictures of Grace in her homecoming dress; on the left, she is smiling sweetly, looking to the side, and holding a bouquet. on the right, she is kubrick-staring with a stoic expression, lit from below in harsh red with dramatic shadows. text above and below reads "if you've got a taste for terror... invite Grace to Homecoming. "CHASTITY"[:] if only they knew she had the power." then, below that; "A fake poster by angstyArtist based on the musical by Starkid Productions[,] the book by Stephen King and the movie by Paul Monash"](https://64.media.tumblr.com/657f9365d83bc790ca1775a7744cf8dc/97095b668876afd6-12/s500x750/1a29bf969314406e90e5532c31eb7045762da2c3.png)
I’m thinking about Hatchet Field and cycles, especially in NPMD because holy shit there’s so much of it. Like
Every time we see Hatchet Field the world ends. And then we see it end all over again- it all restarts
Nobody ever dies in Waylon house
When Max dies the school is allowed to move on, to “evolve”- but then he comes back. Things return to how they once were
“People go missing in Hatchet Field every day”
The lyrical motif of “I’m not a loser” is not just an assertion of worth, it’s a claim to safety and power. Peter doesn’t dress like that because he’s a nerd, he dresses like that to avoid attention, to not be a loser.
When Max is destroyed, Grace replaces him.
Suddenly Grace is singing about how the ‘nerds’ will rise up and kill. The threat shifts but is never gone
“I’m not a loser” is absolution, it says “I am not worthy of death” in a very literal sense. Character beg for their lives with it. The final song, where Grace becomes the new apocalypse? The background is still “I’m not a loser”. Because it was never about nerds versus jocks. It was always about escaping death.
But people go missing in Hatchet Field every day
And nobody ever dies in the Waylon house
So we go around and around and around
The same two people flirt at a coffee shop, the same cops run the same dirty beat, the same rich fucks call the same lawyer, over and over and over
What the fuck
NERDY PRUDES MUST DIE!
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